Keir Starmer's time is up

[SpookyFrank]

Surprised his admin staff don't keep on top of this - basic error for someone who prides themselves on respectability or whatever (no, I'm not sure what he's supposed to stand for, either).

I'm more shocked that it's £1,416 to watch The Arse play Watford!

He's not respectable and never has been. Up to his armpits in filth is our Keith.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[bluescreen]

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If only he'd had a voice coach early on he might have...
Oh no he wouldn't.

 

[Raheem]

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"Book royalties of £453."

He should try just selling other people's books on eBay.

 

[kabbes]

The more I look at that, the more there is to love. I like the small words floating around, like the simple “bad”. Somehow, they’re both the funniest and most damning of all.

arsehole

 

[teqniq]

Kier Starmer backs Tony Blair's knighthood despite huge backlash - and petition

 

[andysays]

Can't really make it out on my phone, but has anyone said "forensic"?

 

[Pickman's model]

it's far more positive about him than i would have expected

 

[Pickman's model]

Can't really make it out on my phone, but has anyone said "forensic"?

that would be a pointless answer

 

[magneze]

"Pointless" is also on there.

 

[kabbes]

“Beige”
”Insipid”

And possibly my favourite: “na”. I assume that means “not applicable”, which is the most damning indictment of the man of them all. He’s just… not applicable.

 

[ska invita]

Keir starmer? Na mate

 

[Cid]

"Twat"

(the largest of the flat-out insults)

 

[Cid]

it's far more positive about him than i would have expected

Johnson (the PM, not the pollster) gets it worse...

 

[Serge Forward]

Much as Starmer is a massive twat, to be fair, this was a poll by the Sun. So, it's kind of what you'd expect about any Labour politician from that source.

 

[Cid]

“Beige”
”Insipid”

And possibly my favourite: “na”. I assume that means “not applicable”, which is the most damning indictment of the man of them all. He’s just… not applicable.

I like just plain 'weird' hiding in the bottom right.

 

[Wilf]

Much as Starmer is a massive twat, to be fair, this was a poll by the Sun. So, it's kind of what you'd expect about any Labour politician from that source.

Descends to their level:

Andy Burham-

Northern
Thunderbirds
Eyebrows

 

[Cid]

Much as Starmer is a massive twat, to be fair, this was a poll by the Sun. So, it's kind of what you'd expect about any Labour politician from that source.

True, but see my post above yours, Johnson comes off a fair bit worse in raw positive/negative.

e2a: ah, that was for times

 

[andysays]

Much as Starmer is a massive twat, to be fair, this was a poll by the Sun. So, it's kind of what you'd expect about any Labour politician from that source.

It claims to be a "nationally representative sample", rather than, say, a poll of Sun readers.

And a nationally representative sample is likely to be negative about any politician, regardless of party, I would think.

 

[Cid]

I think we can say with confidence this has been a nice little earner for Johnson (the pollster, not the PM).

 

[two sheds]

Descends to their level:

Andy Burham-

Northern
Thunderbirds
Eyebrows

Descends to their level:

The sun

Scum
Liars
Cunts

 

[kabbes]

It’s not the fact that Starmer’s words are negative that’s funny, it’s the specific negative words that are used. It completely nails him down. I think if you just saw the word cloud, you’d guess the right person

 

[magneze]

Johnson (the PM, not the pollster) gets it worse...

I disagree - Starmer's is worse.

 

[Cid]

I disagree - Starmer's is worse.

I'm repeating what the poll guy said; 72% negative for Johnson, 50% for Starmer. That may be something like overall opinion on call rather than a breakdown of the word <forgets what that kind of word plot is called>.

 

[two sheds]

you'd think they'd have to allow at least 22% for people who've net heard of him.

 

[twistedAM]

I disagree - Starmer's is worse.

Yes. Say you're in a pub and there's only two regulars in here. One is a liar, the other a bore. If you had to converse with one it'd be the liar wouldn't it cos at least they are entertaining. And the great British electorate want to entertained I guess.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes. Say you're in a pub and there's only two regulars in here. One is a liar, the other a bore. If you had to converse with one it'd be the liar wouldn't it cos at least they are entertaining. And the great British electorate want to entertained I guess.

as saki pointed out more than a hundred years ago Short Stories: A Defensive Diamond by Saki

 

[killer b]

I'd stare at my phone until someone less awful arrived tbh

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes. Say you're in a pub and there's only two regulars in here. One is a liar, the other a bore. If you had to converse with one it'd be the liar wouldn't it cos at least they are entertaining. And the great British electorate want to entertained I guess.

the collapse of the liar ought to be spectacular whereas bores just maunder on

 

[JimW]

I'd stare at my phone until someone less awful arrived tbh

Insert Nu Lie-bore joke.