Clarkson. Bad pun on something, sorry, never mind.Who?
Trolls who tuck their shirts into tight blue jeans should be shot.
Do you wear light brown suede shoes as well? It was a throwaway remark about Clarkson but in the style of Clarkson. Or should that be about his sense of style? But anyway, I don't own a gun, and I also don't want to get arrested for inciting hatred of goat-eating creatures that live under bridges.
So just what piece of shit dvd compilation or book is the old git trying to sell this christmas
You couldn't possibly decimate your shoe collection to make way for him!he can live in my one bedroom rented flat
Are your jeans really tight?
i wish i had a job and remuneration like clarkson. do you think he'd like to swap, and he can teach in my southwark secondary school... then perhaps i can have a long-overdue taste of what it means to 'work for a living'... we can swap pension plans too, if he likes. and positions on the housing ladder (or rather, he can live in my one bedroom rented flat).
http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co...year-Harvest/story-13312985-detail/story.html
Is there a collective noun for cunts?
Im thinking of a train trip to Chipping Norton is in order...
a gove.
I switched this on part way through earlier.
I'm partial to a bit of Top Gear, and seeing Clarkson on wondered if it might be worth watching.
Very quickly I could see there was an atmosphere. The hosts looked very uncomfortable, finishing a section saying "And I don't think we'll be asking for Jeremy's opinions on that."
Clarkson - although he did go on to try some more 'controversial' lines - looked a little shaken. Certainly not his usual confident/jovial (or arrogant, for some) self.
I think he sussed he'd massively misjudged things.
One of the biggest traps though is not the 'being controversial' thing, it's not being funny. When being edgy but you're not funny, you just come across as being a wanker.
As Gervaid said a little while back: "One false move and I'm Jim Davidson"
... he's made himself look like a massive stupid unaware wanker.
And the fact he's actually paid by the license fee. Which whilst I don't disagree with publically funded broadcasting, he's made himself look like a massive stupid unaware wanker. Which is the funniest bit IMO.
jeremy clarkson probably thinks "i'm allright, i have a massivecockpension and am paid a million pounds a year out of taxpayers money to talk shit on the tv so i can say whatever i want".