Jeff Bezos's space ambitions and the New Shepard spacecraft - news and discussion
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farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
What a waste of resources.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Apparently he thanked all the staff of Amazon who had helped him realise his dream. Yeah, thanks wage slaves.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Bet Jeff didn't have to piss into his empty water bottle whilst on the clock
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I was extremely saddened to hear the news about Jeff Bezos
Yossarian
⏭️
"I read the news today oh boy, about a shitty man who went to space..."
T & P
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I suspect it’s just due to the camera’s distance from the rocket at the launch pad, but I have watched plenty of launches of various types of rockets over the years, and the initial launch acceleration of Bezos’s space penis seemed noticeably faster than anything else I’ve seen.
Out of curiosity, is there any data comparing the performance of the modern manned rockets by NASA, SpaceX, and this one?
Out of curiosity, is there any data comparing the performance of the modern manned rockets by NASA, SpaceX, and this one?
hash tag
Reaching out
So phallic in looks and symbolism.What a waste of resources.
How many trees will he need to plant to off set those emissions , which may well be planted to make millions of cardboard boxes and packaging.
editor
hiraethified
I'm glad she finally got to go to space
www.space.com
Aviation pioneer Wally Funk, the oldest person to fly in space, can't wait to go back after Blue Origin launch
She was one of the Mercury 13 female pilots in the 1960s, but launched at age 82.
T & P
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Whereas the experience of what Bezo’s rocket has just done, or what Virgin Galactic’s ship will eventually do would undoubtedly be exhilarating, if I could afford that kind of gig I would probably still wait 5-10 more years for a better experience.
Sadly I don’t think Moon tourism (regardless of price) will be a reality for two or three decades, so unless I’m a really fit octogenarian and OAPs are welcome, I doubt I will experience it even if I could afford it.
But I still believe within 10-15 years there might be better tourist experiences available than these 8-10 minute just-about-edge-of-space gigs.As it is now, I reckon you’d have far more microgravity fun on one of those vomit comet planes for about 20% of the cost, even if not quite the same view.
An hour or so at 150 km altitude I would happily sell a kidney for. I’d like to think the likes of SpaceX are not far from building such a craft.
Sadly I don’t think Moon tourism (regardless of price) will be a reality for two or three decades, so unless I’m a really fit octogenarian and OAPs are welcome, I doubt I will experience it even if I could afford it.
But I still believe within 10-15 years there might be better tourist experiences available than these 8-10 minute just-about-edge-of-space gigs.As it is now, I reckon you’d have far more microgravity fun on one of those vomit comet planes for about 20% of the cost, even if not quite the same view.
An hour or so at 150 km altitude I would happily sell a kidney for. I’d like to think the likes of SpaceX are not far from building such a craft.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Kevbad the Bad
Amiable Bowel Syndrome
I think you'll find it was a dog from Wigan and his bloke.
I didn't know where to post this really, so I'm not sure this is the right place for it. But I found this article rather interesting and thought provoking:
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elbows
Well-Known Member
Accusations of sexism and safety concerns via whistleblowers at the giant space penis company.
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin: Allegations of safety issues at company
Former employees pen an open letter saying the company is rife with sexism and lax on safety.
www.bbc.co.uk
MrCurry
right after this urgent rest
So Captain Kirk is going to be one of the next to boldly go ride the big spunking dick and get squirted up into space for a few mins.
Captain Kirk: Bezos' Blue Origin to send William Shatner into space
William Shatner, who played Captain Kirk, is set to become the oldest person to fly to space.
www.bbc.com
WouldBe
Dislicksick
I hope it's fitted with good shields / defences as Kirk always seems to get into a fight wherever he boldly goes.So Captain Kirk is going to be one of the next to boldly go ride the big spunking dick and get squirted up into space for a few mins.
Captain Kirk: Bezos' Blue Origin to send William Shatner into space
William Shatner, who played Captain Kirk, is set to become the oldest person to fly to space.www.bbc.com
David Clapson
Well-Known Member
He needs a welcome party of alien monsters when he lands. Maybe komodo dragons with hats on? Or twenty Michael Gove lookalikes? Somebody pls organise.
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