I've just asked for a 'Super Porkie Single Supper'

[kittyP]

Oh god I really want spicy battered deep fried haggis RIGHT NOW!

 

[Elpenor]

As much as I salivate when reading this thread I recall this scene from I’m Alan Partridge

 

[geminisnake]

Wait till I tell you about the ones that used to sell (illicit) booze...

Woah, wait a minute!! Doesn't every town have a booze selling chippy? Greg's did actually have a licence to sell drink but he sold it any time of day tbh

 

[Sue]

Woah, wait a minute!! Doesn't every town have a booze selling chippy? Greg's did actually have a licence to sell drink but he sold it any time of day tbh

Well yeah. Here (England), it's not really a thing IME.

 

[Voley]

Back in England and I've just had a jumbo battered sausage and chips.

Doesn't have the drama of a

SINGLE SUPER PORKIE SUPPER

does it?

 

[Spymaster]

It's all been cooked in beef dripping.

Where I'm from it's a jumbo battered sausage and chips.

In Kirkwall I had a fish supper with deep fried haggis as a side order.

CHIPS COOKED IN FUCKING LARD

Back in England and I've just had a jumbo battered sausage and chips.

I reckon you're taking this whole health food thing way too seriously and should let your hair down a bit, Voley.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Are there any Scottish chippies in London? Not for the cigarettes or illicit booze, but I wouldn't mind some haggis.

 

[Voley]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

 

[Sue]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

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Jings, what a waste of Bombay aloo and rice.

And batter.

 

[Elpenor]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

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A Mchelin starred eatery?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

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Perfect!

 

[DaveCinzano]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

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+ chips & in a bap?

 

[pogofish]

Twenty quid for a Bombay Aloo and a Black Pudding - Where the fuck was that?

It would be about six/seven quid, sit-in in most places around here!

If they sold Black Pudding that is. It's not exactly a rare, expensive delicacy, even for a good one.

The Saag Aloo, nan and rice would be around eleven quid.

 

[pogofish]

Fuckit!

After that other thread, now this one - I'm sneaking-off for a good curry tonight!

 

[High Voltage]

My adventures into Scottish haute cuisine continue.

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How. Fucking. Much!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

+ chips & in a bap?

barm

I'm right, you're wrong and that's the end of it.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Would like to try deep fried haggis though - as long as its free range.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

barm

I'm right, you're wrong and that's the end of it.

Bun, ya fuck. You’ve been in the NW too long

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Bun, ya fuck. You’ve been in the NW too long

Can't remember what its called in the NE. Not a stottie as that's a filthy geordie thing - whatever neonwilderness might say.

 

[neonwilderness]

Can't remember what its called in the NE. Not a stottie as that's a filthy geordie thing - whatever neonwilderness might say.

Buttie? Though that just means a sandwich, not the type of bun. Which would be a Stottie, obv

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Buttie? Though that just means a sandwich, not the type of bun. Which would be a Stottie, obv

Yeah, we used to call it a chip buttie or butty. Don't know if a bread roll had a specific name in smoggieland though.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Yeah, we used to call it a chip buttie or butty. Don't know if a bread roll had a specific name in smoggieland though.

Fucking bun!!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Fucking bun!!

Never heard of it called that. Maybe you lot were just backward in Billy.

The pollution from ICI must have addled your brains.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Never heard of it called that. Maybe you lot were just backward in Billy.

The pollution from ICI must have addled your brains.

You’ve been in manc too long. Barmy land.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You’ve been in manc too long. Barmy land.

'bun' my arse - no-one says 'can I have a chip bun' - yer'd get laughed out of t'chippie

It's like asking for a chip scone ffs

 

[Magnus McGinty]

'bun' my arse - no-one says 'can I have a chip bun' - yer'd get laughed out of t'chippie

It's like asking for a chip scone ffs

You wouldn’t say “can I have a potato buttie” either, would you?
A bun plus butter plus chips makes the chip buttie.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Buttie? Though that just means a sandwich, not the type of bun. Which would be a Stottie, obv

A stottie isn’t even the same shape as a bun, barm, bap, roll etc.
Actually probably the same shape but not the same thing. It’s closer to a pizza base!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You wouldn’t say “can I have a potato buttie” either, would you?
A bun plus butter plus chips makes the chip buttie.

Always knew Billy was a weird outlier in civilisation.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

A stottie isn’t even the same shape as a bun, barm, bap, roll etc.
Actually probably the same shape but not the same thing. It’s closer to a pizza base!

We need wor geordie lad neonwilderness to give us stottie pizza recipes.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Always knew Billy was a weird outlier in civilisation.

I wasn’t even aware it was Bilog-centric tbh.
You’ve heard the idiom for pregnancy as someone has ‘a bun in the oven?’ No?