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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
link was borked
if it werent for the military connotations with that look i wouldnt mind it that much
not flash enough for the chelsea and kensington set either
50k + VAT
hard to begrudge an electric non-corporate vehicle like this
just wish it didnt look quite so army
 
Dunno if they built it out of lego - Burt certainly the draughtsperson was in love with their set-square

Find it hard to believe that front is pedestrian friendly : never mind harmlessly throwing them over the bonnet, it would just turn the average child into jam


ETA - wrote the above before reading the link from Ska Invita. I am not related to "rumble of Thunder" on piston heads, who also went with the jam analogy
 
Probably aren’t many child pedestrians jumping in front of 4x4s on grouse moors. In fact I expect the off-road child death rate to be far lower per vehicle kilometre than that of quad bikes or various other bits of farm machinery.

Obviously if people buys these to speed around the street of Edinburgh or whatever that might be a different matter.
 
Well, the ones I assumed existed in my head. I just assumed that there were rules these days that you aren’t allowed to build cars that batter pedestrians’ brains at the slightest contact?

Low volume manufacturers, which the creators of this Minecraft Monstrosity will almost certainly be, are exempted from some regulations.
 
I do have a soft spot for the G Wagon, especially the supped up Brabus ones, in an urban setting they look proper 28 Days Later.

Though if I was in the market for a six figure SUV an RSQ8 or Urus would be gracing my driveway.
 
No, look at it. It would be utterly terrible off road and is never going anywhere near mud in its entire life.

This whole idea of a 'luxury' off roader that weighs 3 tons is a fundamentally shit one. Nothing that heavy will get up a muddy or icy incline beyond a certain angle with only four tyres for traction; no matter how many computers it has to make sure the idiot at the wheel doesn't have to decide what gear to use or how much power or whatever.
 
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