Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[teuchter]

Which goes to show how thick some folk really are. Back in the 90's a mate got in to some fairly serious villainy to do with hijacked loads of mobile phones, he didn't like wearing seatbelts, thought it was rebellious to not do so. I told him that when he gets pulled for the seatbelt and they find some swag or cash he'll feel a right cunt sat in a cell for 10 years over a sodding seatbelt, and while you're at it make sure that car is tip-top legit. He took that on board, bought a bland car that was 100% legal. He never got nicked and used the ill-gotten gains to start a legitimate business which flourishes to this day.

A heartwarming story. If you hadn't assisted him in accruing criminal gains from presumably innocent people, he might never have blossomed into the successful capitalist he is now.

 

[kebabking]

I think I’ll buy a RR to go with my Barbour, and red trousers. I’ll need some Hunters of course. Just to irritate some board members. I’ll have to get a fuck off sized tow bar to pull a boat out of the water, and join the Royal Yacht Club.

Hunters?

Fucking hell....

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

A heartwarming story. If you hadn't assisted him in accruing criminal gains from presumably innocent people, he might never have blossomed into the successful capitalist he is now.

Exactly, a modern day hero here.

 

[hash tag]

The worst thing about that car is the bad parking.

The other side of that Lamb was pretty much on the line; I know it was slightly crooked, but it was too wide for the space

 

[platinumsage]

The other side of that Lamb was pretty much on the line; I know it was slightly crooked, but it was too wide for the space

Plenty of space to get it between the lines, it only needs shifting a few centimetres but presumably the owner couldn't be arsed.

I do actually like the colour. I think more cars should be painted interesting colours, it would certainly result in fewer accidents as cars would be more visible than the typical black or grey which seem designed to blend in with the road surface.

 

[dessiato]

Hunters?

Fucking hell....

If you're going to piss people off, do it properly.

 

[dessiato]

Plenty of space to get it between the lines, it only needs shifting a few centimetres but presumably the owner couldn't be arsed.

I do actually like the colour. I think more cars should be painted interesting colours, it would certainly result in fewer accidents as cars would be more visible than the typical black or grey which seem designed to blend in with the road surface.

That's, partly, why I don't like green, and like yellow.

 

[Spymaster]

I do actually like the colour. I think more cars should be painted interesting colours,

That’s not paint. It’s wrapped.

 

[hash tag]

If you are going to have a loud car, you might as well have a loud colour. I have seen worse IE gold wraps on a Ferrari or Bentley.

 

[kebabking]

If you're going to piss people off, do it properly.

Hunters don't provoke rage, they provoke pity....

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If you're going to piss people off, do it properly.

Kate Moss wears Hunters, never had you down as a fan of Croydon fashion...

 

[kebabking]

Hunter wellies = people who think Towniefile is a more accurate representation of rural life than Clarksons Farm....

 

[hash tag]

A prototype electric roller

 

[nogojones]

Can't wait to see that hitting the speed humps

 

[T & P]

If Bruce Wayne had come from Oxfordshire instead of Gotham…

 

[ska invita]

i wonder how much it costs to fill up a range rover

 

[Spymaster]

i wonder how much it costs to fill up a range rover

They have different tank capacities, so between £100 and £200 at current prices.

 

[pbsmooth]

how long til you can get petrol on klarna

 

[kabbes]

A prototype electric roller
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Wot

 

[Dogsauce]

A prototype electric roller
View attachment 327083

TBH I don’t mind when concept cars look a bit wacky, a bit of creativity is welcome given how many modern cars just look the same shape. Although this one does still look a bit shit. It’d be improved if it had wings that would fold out of the side and allow flight for whatever supervillain owned it.

 

[hash tag]

TBH I don’t mind when concept cars look a bit wacky, a bit of creativity is welcome given how many modern cars just look the same shape. Although this one does still look a bit shit. It’d be improved if it had wings that would fold out of the side and allow flight for whatever supervillain owned it.

I am sure it was that legendary car designer Giorgetto Giiugiaro who spoke out against the concept of all the retro cars like the 500, the Mustang Etc. saying that
they were boring, showed a lack of imagination and killed the search for new designs.

 

[hash tag]

dessiato My little GTV was by Giugiaro - just saying like

I like Alfa, they're usually so pretty. This one isn't, but it's still a great car. That engine though...who makes prettier engines than the Italian's?"

 

[dessiato]

A prototype electric roller
View attachment 327083

The more I look at this the more features I see that I like. The nose and front wings fail, some minor adjustments on the rear arches, but the rest is nice. There’s potential in the design.

 

[hash tag]

The more I look at this the more features I see that I like. The nose and front wings fail, some minor adjustments on the rear arches, but the rest is nice. There’s potential in the design.

It looks like something someone with more money than taste would come up with ie Will I Am (?)
eg

 

[kabbes]

The more I look at this the more features I see that I like. The nose and front wings fail, some minor adjustments on the rear arches, but the rest is nice. There’s potential in the design.

But how does it actually, y’know, go?

 

[dessiato]

But how does it actually, y’know, go?

Electrickery I'd guess.

 

[kabbes]

Electrickery I'd guess.

What, and that makes it levitate?

 

[hash tag]

I thought this was the SUV I had been waiting for but it's going to be electric. Probably only around £350,000 as well

McLaren primes electric super-SUV for launch by 2030 | Autocar

Woking to follow rivals in chase for big profits; new high-riders will be electric-only

www.autocar.co.uk

 

[SpookyFrank]

Just needs some googly eyes on the side there and it'd look the dead spit of kermit the fucking frog.



Hullo hullo, and welcome to the divorced dentist having a midlife crisis show...

 

[Pickman's model]

tbf Orange is the up and coming colour, which is odd as it looks terrible on anything other than a 911.

yeh anyone who's seen diced carrot on the street knows orange is the up and coming colour