Help me Urban, what do I do with this ingredient?

[Epona]

Elpenor could plant them and see what grows.

Well presumably it would be a mix of pumpkins, sunflowers, linseed and hemp...

 

[pug]

Its the linseeds I dont like they're nasty fishy tasting things which need to be chewed fully 48 times before they're digestible

 

[cupid_stunt]

Eugh, bird food. Birds eat seeds. Ha ha ha. Haha. Hahaha. Ha.

/all the tiresome old men on here.

Tonight's winner of the humourless twat award.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Well presumably it would be a mix of pumpkins, sunflowers, linseed and hemp...

There's only one way to find out if the labelling on the bag is accurate.

 

[fishfinger]

Find someone gullible and swap the seeds for a cow.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Its the linseeds I dont like they're nasty fishy tasting things which need to be chewed fully 48 times before they're digestible

I chuck linseeds in my porridge and they definitely don't taste of fish.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Tonight's winner of the humourless twat award.

SpookyFrank's 2021 cabinet

 

[Epona]

I can't stand linseed, imo it is only good for use on wood products.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Find someone gullible and swap the seeds for a cow.

Swap them for Bitcoins

 

[Elpenor]

Find someone gullible and swap the seeds for a cow.

That’s an inspired idea - I wonder if I can palm them off onto my brother and he can bake some sort of thing with his kids.

 

[cupid_stunt]

That’s an inspired idea - I wonder if I can palm them off onto my brother and he can bake some sort of thing with his kids.

Would it be legal to bake some sort of thing with his kids?

 

[pug]

I chuck linseeds in my porridge and they definitely don't taste of fish.

To me they have a fishyness about them, stale and oily, rancid fat, that sort of thing.

 

[Epona]

Would it be legal to bake some sort of thing with his kids?

Yes absolutely, hemp seeds in food products have no content that anyone should be alarmed about - they are usually used as bird food or in energy/protein bars.

 

[pogofish]

Can a product with multiple ingredients be considered an ingredient?

 

[fishfinger]

Yes absolutely, hemp seeds in food products have no content that anyone should be alarmed about - they are usually used as bird food or in energy/protein bars.

So, baked children with a mixed seed topping it is then. Yum!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Yes absolutely, hemp seeds in food products have no content that anyone should be alarmed about - they are usually used as bird food or in energy/protein bars.

Whoosh

So, baked children with a mixed seed topping it is then. Yum!

 

[Elpenor]

Can a product with multiple ingredients be considered an ingredient?

Classic urban pedantry

 

[Yossarian]

These "birdseed muffins" sound good.

Birdseed Bran Muffins | Tante Marie's Kitchen

Here for you is a healthful Recipes from Amanda Michael of JANE on Fillmore Street in San Francisco-very suitable for making with or for the kids this autumn.

www.tantemarie.com

 

[quimcunx]

Overnight oats.

 

[Epona]

OH FFS!!

Sorry it took me so long, I used to do this all the time:

Sprout them in a jar (link included below for instructions) then use them in salads and stir fries - you can sprout almost any edible seed this way, it's very healthy and often a bit more interesting than just eating the seeds.

How to Grow Sprouts in a Jar

Grow sprouts in a jar with helpful tips regarding the right seed varieties, watering needs, and other tricks to help you get started.

www.thespruce.com

 

[WouldBe]

Eugh, bird food. Birds eat seeds. Ha ha ha. Haha. Hahaha. Ha.

/all the tiresome old men on here.

Who said I was referring to the seeds? I was referring to the shitty marmite.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Can a product with multiple ingredients be considered an ingredient?

Yes.

 

[spitfire]

Crush it up and snort it.

 

[Epona]

Who said I was referring to the seeds? I was referring to the shitty marmite.

Marmite is way too salty for birds, their liver and kidney (yes, only 1) cannot cope with it.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Crush it up and snort it.

A line of beak

 

[Saunders]

I bought a cheap seed mill and add a spoonful of whizzed up seeds and a pinch of salt to porridge.

 

[Epona]

I bought a cheap seed mill and add a spoonful of whizzed up seeds and a pinch of salt to porridge.

Is that the same as a spice mill/coffee grinder, or have they invented a different gadget for it?

 

[Saunders]

Is that the same as a spice mill/coffee grinder, or have they invented a different gadget for it?

Same thing probably. Was a fiver from Argos or similar. Press the lid down for a few seconds.

 

[Epona]

Same thing probably. Was a fiver from Argos or similar. Press the lid down for a few seconds.

Lidl are good for that sort of thing too, they had a whole load of small kitchen gadgets when I went in there earlier today - jar openers for vacuum sealed jars that are being difficult, ring pull assist gadgets (really wish I'd bought both of those tbh, arthritis in my hands means I sometimes struggle with those) and one of the items they had was some sort of push down grinder thing - I should have looked more closely, it might have been useful for doing small quantities of whole spices! I was rushing a bit though.

 

[Elpenor]

Might just send the thread to my brother

Maybe he can make a special recipe combining some of his other dried goods in the house!