Storyline should be Martin Platt comes back from New Zealand to resume his role as a mascot rooster for Weatherfield County FC, gets involved in an altercation with Kev Webster down the Rovers and decides to skip town back to New Zealand after rekindling his romance with Gail. Although they'll probably do some trite death storyline instead.
The urban interest in Coronation Street seems to have dropped off massively these days. I used to enjoy the
Corrie Last Night thread but nobody posts there anymore. My Mum still watches it so I occasionally watch when I'm there but it's a world away from its heyday. All the comedy is gone, the characters/storylines are rubbish, and everyone's house looks like it was kitted out in homebase. Tragic. They even do this really crass product placement now. People actually ordering 'Heineken 0%' as part of the script and all that shite. Terrible.