Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Whereas the mourning has only just begun and will last for ever
Has the Queen died?
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Ax^
Silly Rabbit
royal family or anything mentioning the monarch will likely be postponed
long live the queen
she
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
I'm under the river and someone is singing God Save the King Further down the carriage
Elpenor
a clown’s heart and a mandolin
Coming soon to a post box near you
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Are they the new Q code stamps? If not, they will have to be swapped out before January or die.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
Was he wearing a trademark crazy-paving jumper in different shades of black & a platty jubes bow tie?
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
I remember those from the 80s, I think my interest in such things started when I'd get a shilling to spend or in change and wondering, as children do, just how many hundreds of years must have existed between "the olden days" and my holding a coin
WhyLikeThis
Something, something, something
Fez909
toilet expert
I've been moaning to my girlfriend about how annoying the next two weeks are going to be, and then we went for a meal tonight and the advertising board on the main road had been changed to a memorial image thing. I pointed it out and did some more moaning,. And the scene was set.
When we got home, I downloaded an image that fits our TV, and quickly set it as the screensaver that shows when the TV is off, then shouted for her to come look. I said "we can't event escape it at home as Samsung have pushed this image to our TV!".
She went into the settings and changed it back to a nice photo of a zebra near a lake, and saved it, but on my phone I set it straight back to the Queen without her noticing.
When she turned the TV off to check the zebra pic was in place, she just turned to me in shock when Her Maj's face reappeared.
Now she said she's scared and it's like 1984 and asked me to take a picture of the TV. I don't know who she was planni to send it to, but don't want her to look silly in front of her mates, so haven't forwarded her the pic yet, but she still thinks Samsung/the government are forcing us to have a pic of QE2 displayed in our living room
I'll tell her the truth in the morning
When we got home, I downloaded an image that fits our TV, and quickly set it as the screensaver that shows when the TV is off, then shouted for her to come look. I said "we can't event escape it at home as Samsung have pushed this image to our TV!".
She went into the settings and changed it back to a nice photo of a zebra near a lake, and saved it, but on my phone I set it straight back to the Queen without her noticing.
When she turned the TV off to check the zebra pic was in place, she just turned to me in shock when Her Maj's face reappeared.
Now she said she's scared and it's like 1984 and asked me to take a picture of the TV. I don't know who she was planni to send it to, but don't want her to look silly in front of her mates, so haven't forwarded her the pic yet, but she still thinks Samsung/the government are forcing us to have a pic of QE2 displayed in our living room
I'll tell her the truth in the morning
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
I was scrolling down and thought it was nice that someone else has a portrait of the queen on the living room wallI've been moaning to my girlfriend about how annoying the next two weeks are going to be, and then we went for a meal tonight and the advertising board on the main road had been changed to a memorial image thing. I pointed it out and did some more moaning,. And the scene was set.
When we got home, I downloaded an image that fits our TV, and quickly set it as the screensaver that shows when the TV is off, then shouted for her to come look. I said "we can't event escape it at home as Samsung have pushed this image to our TV!".
She went into the settings and changed it back to a nice photo of a zebra near a lake, and saved it, but on my phone I set it straight back to the Queen without her noticing.
When she turned the TV off to check the zebra pic was in place, she just turned to me in shock when Her Maj's face reappeared.
Now she said she's scared and it's like 1984 and asked me to take a picture of the TV. I don't know who she was planni to send it to, but don't want her to look silly in front of her mates, so haven't forwarded her the pic yet, but she still thinks Samsung/the government are forcing us to have a pic of QE2 displayed in our living room
I'll tell her the truth in the morning
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sorry for the reflexion, but it’s Brenda in a Victorian sex dungeon
here it is on the artists’ website ”two sadistic bitches”
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Raheem
Well-Known Member
Are the barcodes going to mean you can't reuse them if they don't get franked?
wtfftw
melting like a toastie
Wotcha sluts!
It's official: 
🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊 has Elizabeat-off
this 
Mortal Coil!
So join us in 
Mourning n' 
Moaning at 
Suckingham Phallus
…
Tonight's the night to Snog
'til we're Knackered
, take a ride on 
Double Deckers, and 
Marry Our Cousins all in honour of 
Her Royal Thighness!!
Send this to your own 
Royal Fam
of 
S&M freaks (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)
If u get
back, 
yer proper chuffed
AND stuffed when the elected 
HEAD of State is sure to give you that 
🏟Millennium Dome
! 
If u get 
, 
God Save THIS Size Queen cuz ‘ol 🕰
Big Ben🕰 says you're 
Half
Past
Fucked!
And if u get 
? 
Well cheerio, my hoe, I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um
With our massive 
Spheres of Influence we can de-colonize 
Hearts, 
Minds & 
Holes to form a 
new 
Cummingwealth where the only QUEEN is the one in 
THE MIRROR
, babes
Ta~!
️️
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
No. They are scanned so TPTB know they have already been used.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
So, that means "yes" (?)
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Yes, I meant - you can't reuse them.
(Sorry, it's late for me.)
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
Oh! I understood he was going to go for something else lest we get ideas.
(We've now moved on to Princess Di.)
This was also my understanding and I've authoratively told several people so in the past. I guess it was considered or the pundits wouldn't be announcing that he's chosen to be Charles. I guess after 73 years changing your name must feel a bit if a hassle.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
I made use of the Guardians excellent button to turnoff the sycophantic coverage.
Or so I thought. I still get this as their online ‘front page’
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