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Has the Queen died?

I’m expecting this to be like that weird time after Diana died, when everyone I knew or spoke to irl was mystified about all the fuss but everyone on the media were having an emotional breakdown. It’s going to be a very odd time.
 
Hope the anti-glazer lot don't shelve their banners, 'out of respect', tonight at old trafford,
 
I’m expecting this to be like that weird time after Diana died, when everyone I knew or spoke to irl was mystified about all the fuss but everyone on the media were having an emotional breakdown. It’s going to be a very odd time.
Not only that, but in a time of unprecedented crisis, we're getting a fucking king. Charles, at that. Another ridiculous out of touch old parsnip. Gaslighting intensifies
 
Have all the telly news people put black clothes on ? That they’ve had there for years hanging up ready.
I hope they occasionally check they fit otherwise they will look a bit weird.

Youngest Q has returned home after a day out with her mates, I have broken the news to her.
Me: The Queen is Dead.
Youngest Q: Who's that?
Me: The actual Queen
Youngest Q: Oh she was ancient anyway.
Sticks her Earpods back in then takes them out for a moment.
"Do you think it's anything to do with Liz Truss?"
 
she / the royals dont have to pay any tax, Sovereign Grant Act of 2011. They're also exempt from the equality act and a bunch of other stuff.
She does pay some tax, on estate earnings iirr. It was all part of her miserable anus
 
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