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Has the Queen died?

I’m expecting this to be like that weird time after Diana died, when everyone I knew or spoke to irl was mystified about all the fuss but everyone on the media were having an emotional breakdown. It’s going to be a very odd time.
 
Hope the anti-glazer lot don't shelve their banners, 'out of respect', tonight at old trafford,
 
I’m expecting this to be like that weird time after Diana died, when everyone I knew or spoke to irl was mystified about all the fuss but everyone on the media were having an emotional breakdown. It’s going to be a very odd time.
Not only that, but in a time of unprecedented crisis, we're getting a fucking king. Charles, at that. Another ridiculous out of touch old parsnip. Gaslighting intensifies
 
So do we know when the funeral is yet?
The important detail is whether they will put any comedy in the script. When Phil the Greeks funeral happened they stuck stuff about sea monsters in there to liven things up a bit.
 
Have all the telly news people put black clothes on ? That they’ve had there for years hanging up ready.
I hope they occasionally check they fit otherwise they will look a bit weird.

Youngest Q has returned home after a day out with her mates, I have broken the news to her.
Me: The Queen is Dead.
Youngest Q: Who's that?
Me: The actual Queen
Youngest Q: Oh she was ancient anyway.
Sticks her Earpods back in then takes them out for a moment.
"Do you think it's anything to do with Liz Truss?"
 
she / the royals dont have to pay any tax, Sovereign Grant Act of 2011. They're also exempt from the equality act and a bunch of other stuff.
She does pay some tax, on estate earnings iirr. It was all part of her miserable anus
 
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