Has the Queen died?

[Pickman's model]

Has there been any official guidance on this, or is no one allowed to mention she might pop her clogs?

the official guidance is to keep the bh come what may as the anger a cancellation may unleash might precipitate the fall of the whole sordid institution

 

[platinumsage]

No

 

[Cerv]

They can cancel. And risk the people's wrath

I expect the gov would be more concerned by the inconvenience to business of cancelling.
e.g. payment dates having to shift

 

[Epona]

the official guidance is to keep the bh come what may as the anger a cancellation may unleash might precipitate the fall of the whole sordid institution

That sounds like a good reason to cancel then

Checks condition of torch and polishes pitchfork

 

[Pickman's model]

I expect the gov would be more concerned by the inconvenience to business of cancelling.
e.g. payment dates having to shift

And under any other circumstances I'd agree with you

 

[brogdale]

Seeing all those Prince Henry headlines about checking that his grandmother “has the right people around her”...I can’t be the only one thinking embalmers?

 

[Pickman's model]

Seeing all those Prince Henry headlines about checking that his grandmother “has the right people around her”...I can’t be the only one thinking embalmers?

You should be thinking virgins. Think Dracula and not Lenin

 

[stavros]

Since Brenda nominally asks the leader of a party to form a government, can she also tell him to fuck the fuck off? If so it's time she grew a pair.

 

[Serene]

While she is out on her Bday getting píssed and eating a Swan, can we turn the Palace into an Airbnb? There is likely a lot of square yard for units in there. Whats the projected turnover for that?

 

[Chilli.s]

While she is out on her Bday getting píssed and eating a Swan, can we turn the Palace into an Airbnb? There is likely a lot of square yard for units in there. Whats the projected turnover for that?

She has apparently moved out of Buck. palace permanently to live at windsor, the one we paid for repair due to lack of insurance after the fire. A right royal piss take.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

She has apparently moved out of Buck. palace permanently to live at windsor, the one we paid for repair due to lack of insurance after the fire. A right royal piss take.

A fire caused when her horrible anus let rip next to a lit candle.

 

[Pickman's model]

She has apparently moved out of Buck. palace permanently to live at windsor, the one we paid for repair due to lack of insurance after the fire. A right royal piss take.

she never liked buckingham palace and has spent as little time there as possible

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i can't find the thread for the loyal members of urban to add their birthday wishes...

 

[bluescreen]

i can't find the thread for the loyal members of urban to add their birthday wishes...

There is the famous "I'm no royalist but" thread...

 

[moochedit]

i can't find the thread for the loyal members of urban to add their birthday wishes...

You can be one to start it

 

[MickiQ]

i can't find the thread for the loyal members of urban to add their birthday wishes...

Son Q turns 32 on April 26 and the son of Mrs Q's Bro turned 19 yesterday so I usually remember that Brenda's birthday is around the same time of year but until I saw your post I had actually forgotten that it was her birthday today.
Happy Birthday Ma'am you only need to hang on till the month after next.

 

[stavros]

While she is out on her Bday getting píssed and eating a Swan, can we turn the Palace into an Airbnb? There is likely a lot of square yard for units in there. Whats the projected turnover for that?

I remember there were suggestions, not from the establishment I hasten to add, that she could've given up some rooms to Grenfell survivors immediately after the fire. The tower was less than three miles from the palace.

She didn't.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

until I saw your post I had actually forgotten that it was her birthday today.

i must admit it's not on my calendar. just happened to hear them mention it on the radio...

 

[Pickman's model]

i must admit it's not on my calendar. just happened to hear them mention it on the radio...

And then they ruined the day by playing that awful dirge

 

[Elpenor]

Hopefully she can join her husband soon.

Never really mentioned how they met when she was 13, and he was 18, and it was love at first sight. Nonceing passes down the male line perhaps?

 

[Pickman's model]

Hopefully she can join her husband soon.

Never really mentioned how they met when she was 13, and he was 18, and it was love at first sight. Nonceing passes down the male line perhaps?

It's been mentioned quite a few times on urban I think you'll find

 

[Elpenor]

It's been mentioned quite a few times on urban I think you'll find

Oh well I will have missed it then

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Hopefully she can join her husband soon.

Never really mentioned how they met when she was 13, and he was 18, and it was love at first sight. Nonceing passes down the male line perhaps?

Not sure there’s evidence they were shagging at that point and whilst it’s odd for a 13 year old and 18 year old to correspond, certainly not illegal or worrying by Royal standards.

 

[Artaxerxes]

She'll be getting a 70ft tree made of trees for her birthday.

 

[T & P]

She'll be getting a 70ft tree made of trees for her birthday.

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[Artaxerxes]

Prince Charles late stage rebranding as guardian of nature and man ahead of his time makes me physically sick btw. Going to be insufferable hearing this when he's finally got the crown on.

 

[stavros]

Never really mentioned how they met when she was 13, and he was 18, and it was love at first sight.

They were introduced to one another by their grandfather.

 

[platinumsage]

Prince Charles late stage rebranding as guardian of nature and man ahead of his time makes me physically sick btw. Going to be insufferable hearing this when* he's finally got the crown on.

*if

 

[muscovyduck]

IS SHE FUCKING DEAD YET

 

[magneze]

She's been animatronic since Feb 30th.