Has the Queen died?

[manji]

We know almost everything already....

Operation London Bridge - Wikipedia

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Interesting to see how NZ, Australia and Canada have to react

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Interestingly to see how NZ, Australia and Canada have to react

This was quite amusing:

"RNZ stations are instructed not to play punk music, or songs by the band Queen during this period."

 

[platinumsage]

Barbados doesn't become a republic until the 30th of November, I bet they're on tenterhooks.

 

[not a trot]

Strained her back. Must be a right pain moving all that furniture around as she flits from palace to palace or castle.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Christmas Day, 3pm, Tommy Cooper style.

 

[Petcha]

I won't link to the Mail but even they are putting 'Sprained Back' in inverted commas.

It's a piss poor excuse. Could do better Lizzie.

 

[krtek a houby]

The thought of the coverage and sycophancy from royalists and other assorted spanners is too much.

Want to stowaway on the next space knob.

Will work for passage.

 

[Petcha]

What does 11 days of mourning actually entail? What do we do. Clap or some shit?

 

[platinumsage]

The entire royal family have cleared their diaries.

There's only one reason they'd do that:

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Christmas Day, 3pm, Tommy Cooper style.

Exactly this, it’s what I had in mind. Any other day just wouldn’t be poetic at all.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

What does 11 days of mourning actually entail? What do we do. Clap or some shit?

FUCKING 11?

 

[magneze]

FUCKING 11?

She's a Spinal Tap fan.

 

[Pickman's model]

FUCKING 11?

Join me on my queen's death cruise, 'Ocean's 11', as we sail from Tilbury to Inverness to avoid the memorial madness

 

[ska invita]

springs to mind

 

[spitfire]

There were lingering shots on HM's wreath at the end of the Cenotaph ceremony. Lingering...

 

[ska invita]

The entire royal family have cleared their diaries.

There's only one reason they'd do that:

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Is this really meaningful? Im ready to believe it

 

[Idris2002]

What does 11 days of mourning actually entail? What do we do. Clap or some shit?

Harpo, get the seal.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Sprained her back doing burpees with a clap (bastards)

 

[equationgirl]

Sprained her back? That's a terrible excuse. It's wafer thin.

 

[krtek a houby]

She's probably got another few years to go yet. It's been decided at Cop. They're phasing her out, like coal.

 

[Petcha]

I know this is very dodgy, but my neighbour just got back from Heathrow and claimed he saw Harry coming through

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Crazy scenes as the reaper forgot to refresh the news pages before he set off to the cenotaph, he’s only gone and aimed at the wrong lass

 

[ska invita]

Crazy scenes as the reaper forgot to refresh the news pages before he set off to the cenotaph, he’s only gone and aimed at the wrong lass

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Signs and wonders - Wikipedia

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[brogdale]

Hostage-style pic with today's paper or I say that London Bridge is, indeed, down!

 

[platinumsage]

Is this really meaningful? Im ready to believe it

Well, when was she last seen alive in public? I think it was some considerable number of weeks ago.

 

[ice-is-forming]

Interesting to see how NZ, Australia and Canada have to react

We don't even get a day off to
celebrate. Bit harsh..

 

[Ax^]

hmm maybe they speed things up today to get it over and done with for a fresh new week

 

[ice-is-forming]

Maybe the rest of Australia might not get a day off. But surely in Queensland we will? Would just be plain daft if we didn't

 

[Ax^]

why would you not get a day off

when the bint has a different birthday in each aussie state

 

[PR1Berske]

Charles would bite his fingernails with worry if he could find the end of his hands.