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just wanted to bump this thread to remind camberwell and wood green chitter-chatterers that Hackney was first:p
 
So I arrived at the Cock Tavern on Mare Street at 2259 last night and got locked in. Ashtrays came out. So did some women in a red dresses baps. Was alerted to simulated sex at other end of boozer by sound of her falling off her chair as she tried to climb into her 'partners' lap. Chorus of conflicting 'Noooooos!' and 'Get your cock out!'s's's when he... almost got his cock out. Was drinking snakebite and black.

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5t3IIa said:
So I arrived at the Cock Tavern on Mare Street at 2259 last night and got locked in. Ashtrays came out. So did some women in a red dresses baps. Was alerted to simulated sex at other end of boozer by sound of her falling off her chair as she tried to climb into her 'partners' lap. Chorus of conflicting 'Noooooos!' and 'Get your cock out!'s's's when he... almost got his cock out. Was drinking snakebite and black.

TOP NIGHT
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excellent, only been there a couple of times, once on the way home, thought I'd stop for a few cheeky ones, stayed there about 2 hours :D
 
marty21 said:
excellent, only been there a couple of times, once on the way home, thought I'd stop for a few cheeky ones, stayed there about 2 hours :D
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Mart, it's a scary boozer though :facepalm: I know I'm being an out-of-towner but when she fell off chair I froze thinking it was the start of a ruck as the atmos was generally just very shady. Was fine in the end of course, but you know :rolleyes:
 
5t3IIa said:
Mart, it's a scary boozer though :facepalm: I know I'm being an out-of-towner but when she fell off chair I froze thinking it was the start of a ruck as the atmos was generally just very shady. Was fine in the end of course, but you know :rolleyes:
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they can smell hackney on me :cool:
 
5t3IIa said:
So I arrived at the Cock Tavern on Mare Street at 2259 last night and got locked in. Ashtrays came out. So did some women in a red dresses baps. Was alerted to simulated sex at other end of boozer by sound of her falling off her chair as she tried to climb into her 'partners' lap. Chorus of conflicting 'Noooooos!' and 'Get your cock out!'s's's when he... almost got his cock out. Was drinking snakebite and black.

TOP NIGHT
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quiet one at the cock then?! :D
 
what's a 'red dresses baps'?

her baps on display in a red dress?

Nanker and I got a lock in at the ***** (near well street) the other night - and out came the ashtrays - old skool!
 
rutabowa said:
not sure people should be naming these pubs....
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i take your point but ffs, can't a man (or a woman) have a chat about a top night down the boozer without worrying about whether big brother's watching?! :facepalm:

bleedin does my bonce in sometimes....(but then you look at what happened at the cricketers and realise that there's a lot of small-minded people only too ready to complain about something that they fucking moved next door too knowing it was a fucking pub!!!! :mad:)




anyway, i agree with you :)
 
what I want to know is

Do other boozers put the ashtrays out after closing? LIke in prohibition only with fags?
 
shooting on allen road tonight. a group of 3-4 yout chased down some other singular yout and maybe shot him in the leg near colnbrook road. then he ran back into the shop and one bwoy kicked the door in, entered the shop and fired another couple of shots, before they all ran their separate ways. it's police, camera, action outside the boozer tonight, apparently no-one fatally wounded which is one thing. the bwoy with the gun wasn't even hoody or masked, just walking about as blatant as you like. hope our friend in the shop is ok, guy said he could hear her screams of fright as it all kicked off in front of her.
 
glad to see critical mass visiting laurison road/victoria park road roundabout in memory of Shivon Watson killed by a lorry 17/3.
 
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