Guilty of thought crime: New York cop could get life sentence for cannibal fantasies

[stuff_it]

Phil, where were you born?

More important, what school did they go to?

 

[Spymaster]

More important, what school did they go to?

And what colour was the boat house?

 

[phildwyer]

Phil, where were you born?

I'm Keyardiff born and I'm Keyardiff bred, and when I dies I'll be Keyardiff dead.

 

[phildwyer]

More important, what school did they go to?

I went to a comprehensive in Cardiff. Where else would I go?

A more interesting question: what is Butchers' alma mater? My money's on Harrow.

 

[DotCommunist]

And what colour was the boat house?

there is no boat house at hereford

 

[quiquaquo]

I'm Keyardiff born and I'm Keyardiff bred, and when I dies I'll be Keyardiff dead.

Caerdydd, FFS.

 

[phildwyer]

I've long suspected this about phil as he didn't know about the wales-Weston ferry- he knew fuck all about the rugby union set up. I call fake.

We discussed the Waverly, I know it a lot better than you. I was catching it over to beat up the saes when you were... well, probably being beaten up by Welshmen actually.

Most Welsh people prefer football to egg-chasing, as you would know if you'd ever been there.

 

[phildwyer]

Caerdydd, FFS.

No such place.

 

[Spymaster]

I'm Keyardiff born and I'm Keyardiff bred, and when I dies I'll be Keyardiff dead.

You spelled it wrong.

You're not Welsh ... etc

 

[gamerunknown]

Back on track.

Today when we see a Jack the Ripper murder one after another some of the poorest and most miserable of women, our first feeling is one of hatred.

If we had met him the day when he murdered that woman who asked him to pay her for her slum lodging, we should have put a bullet through his head, without reflecting that the bullet might have been better bestowed in the brain of the owner of that wretched den.

But when we recall to mind all the infamies which have brought him to this; when we think of the darkness in which he prowls haunted by images drawn from indecent books or thoughts suggested by stupid books, our feeling is divided. And if some day we hear that Jack is in the hands of some judge who has slain in cold blood a far greater number of men, women and children than all the Jacks together; if we see him in the hands of one of those deliberate maniacs then all our hatred of Jack the Ripper will vanish. It will be transformed into hatred of a cowardly and hypocritical society and its recognized representatives. All the infamies of a Ripper disappear before that long series of infamies committed in the name of law. It is these we hate.

 

[phildwyer]

You spelled it wrong.

No I didn't. That's how Cardiffians spell it.

And it was a quotation too, as any real Cardiffian would know.

 

[phildwyer]

You are not welsh.

Right, this has gone on long enough.

Put your money where your mouth is.

Shall we say fifty quid?

 

[Spymaster]

I reckon he should make it £100.

 

[DotCommunist]

five minutes back and its nearly fisticuffs

 

[Spymaster]

five minutes back and its nearly fisticuffs

Butcher's is hardly blameless here! Fuck knows what he's banging on about.

 

[phildwyer]

I reckon he should make it £100.

Since he seems so confident, let's make it a grand.

Or ten grand.

What do you say Butch?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

If this conviction had held, Furries might be liable to be prosecuted for conspiracy to commit bestiality.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Probably half the contributors to DeviantArt might be liable for prosecution for conspiracy to commit one thing or another.

 

[butchersapron]

Since he seems so confident, let's make it a grand.

Or ten grand.

What do you say Butch?

Let's make it your salary. I'm happy to do that.

 

[butchersapron]

Let's do it.

 

[butchersapron]

I bet forty grand. What do you bet Phil?

 

[butchersapron]

You gabardine fantasy cunt.

 

[Spymaster]

I bet forty grand. What do you bet Phil?

Just keep it to the ton so it stays real.

We need someone to hold each of your monies. I'll do it.

And a method for Phil to prove his Welshness.

 

[DotCommunist]

is there a kit you can buy to test this?

 

[phildwyer]

Just keep it to the ton so it stays real.

We need someone to hold each of your monies. I'll do it.

And a method for Phil to prove his Welshness.

OK, we're on. A ton it is. A hundred quid. I can Paypal mine to Spymaster tomorrow.

If Butchers is brave enough to do the same, it's game on.

Although personally I think he'll chicken out.

 

[phildwyer]

And a method for Phil to prove his Welshness.

Is a photocopy of passport page acceptable to everyone?

 

[DotCommunist]

DNA test proving shared mitrochondrial with Owain Glyndŵr is my standard of proof

 

[equationgirl]

If this conviction had held, Furries might be liable to be prosecuted for conspiracy to commit bestiality.

No, because furries aren't interested in having sex with animals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

I think this conviction should have held because this individual was taking steps to make his fantasy real.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I think he should have been done for breach of trust, and turfed from the force, on top of whatever penalties the court attached to a breach of trust conviction.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

No, because furries aren't interested in having sex with animals.

No real way to be sure in every case, though. Maybe they haven't had sex with an animal yet, but it remains a possibility for the future.