Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I know - if you thought of yourself as the Gordon Ramsay of grammar, you might see him in a better light.
Gordon Ramsey
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pilchardman
Dances With Penguins
FUCKING GET YOUR PARENTHESES SORTED YOU USELESS CUNT! YOU'RE SO UP YOUR OWN FUCKING ARSE. YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A PASSION FOR THE FUCKING LANGUAGE! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
< to camera> Fuck me.
Naw, does nothing for me.
< to camera> Fuck me.
Naw, does nothing for me.
Chairman Meow
Perth, WA
Pilchardman, just just made me spit tea all over the keyboard!
Good series. Is Chelmsford in Essex 
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
I'm loving this series so far. I can't believe that 'executive chef' trying to nip out for a ciggie when the place is at its busiest and the shit is hitting the fan. The poor bastard had obviously given up on life and cooking a long time ago, and here comes Ramsey to harrass him and stop him driving someones business into the ground.
Whoops, too late, it went under! Can't believe that bloody chef's still there.
Whoops, too late, it went under! Can't believe that bloody chef's still there.
reasonable club sandwich at the end though 
Is the chef a kp now 
Is the chef a kp now oisleep said:
Is that anywhere near Chelmsford
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
jacobs steel said:reasonable club sandwich at the end though
Yeah, that's what I thought, they obviously wouldn't grant Ramsey access to the place when he came back, hence the interviews 'round the back by the bins. The brewery had probably got someone else in or given the chef a proper 'shape up or ship out' ultimatum.
Top programme - it would be great to have Ramsay as my boss.
ernestolynch said:
you a chef
jacobs steel said:you a chef
Maybe
ernestolynch said:
Little Britain
Strumpet
gypsy girl
Orangesanlemons said:I'm loving this series so far. I can't believe that 'executive chef' trying to nip out for a ciggie when the place is at its busiest and the shit is hitting the fan. The poor bastard had obviously given up on life and cooking a long time ago, and here comes Ramsey to harrass him and stop him driving someones business into the ground.
Whoops, too late, it went under! Can't believe that bloody chef's still there.
Ditto!
LOVE Ramsay on mah telly. He entertains my pants off!
I think he is an awesome manager and chef. Ive eaten at one of his restaurants years ago...fukn amazing food.
I wouldn't want to know him irl though....wanker.
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
ernestolynch said:
Aye, first thing he'd do would be to take a pair of scissors to your modem cable.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
pilchardman said:
What, aside from the fact he's a fucking amazing chef who creates unbelievably beautiful food?
That alone is enough AFAIC
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
Heh. I'm 90% sure that I had that Brian chap in for a trial shift at a place I was running four years ago.
He didn't get the job.
He didn't get the job.
Did you notice how Nodrog chopped with his left hand, but peeled with his right. The Ronnie O'sullivan of the kitchen.
hammerntongues
Well-Known Member
According to my wife , who is prone to a bit of daytime telly , Gordon returned the next week with his entire family , he did seem to like the place and the people which is unusual for the programme. He didnt even have to clean up the kitchen. Mamma was great , it was probably the only one of the restaurants in the series that I actually wanted to visit after watching the programme.
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
hammerntongues said:
ditto - the food looked great, even Gordon was impressed
, next time in Brighton.....Lisarocket
In bed with me dinner
Great one last night. It was good to see that he doesn't unnecessarily change things. The place was basically ok, so it just needed tweaking a bit. I said to Mr lisarocket right at the begining of the programme that Mama should be front of house. Some of these type of restaurants- i'm thinking of the horrible chain ones-claim to have a character like her, 'just like mama makes' and all that, and there was the real thing, but she was stuck in the kitchen!
It was good to see that the head chef was still into it, and handling it on his own 2 months later.
Next time i'm in Brighton i think i'll pop in
It was good to see that the head chef was still into it, and handling it on his own 2 months later.
Next time i'm in Brighton i think i'll pop in
Orangesanlemons
Inamorati Anonymous
Ramsey's quite the silent assassin this week. Back to the Glasshouse in Ambleside again. Last time he was there he tried to get the owner to sack the (admittedly crap) head chef. Somehow in the last year they've made a success of the place.
And now? He's gone back, slagged him off again and poached the only two decent members of his brigade for his own restaurants in London!
Cheeky fucker.
And now? He's gone back, slagged him off again and poached the only two decent members of his brigade for his own restaurants in London!
Cheeky fucker.
pilchardman
Dances With Penguins
No, he puts meat stock in "veggie" dishes. Because he's a liar. So if he says something is "fresh" or "in season" or whatever, how do you know if you can trust him?articul8 said:pissed me off with that comment about veggies having "no pallet". 3 michelin stars and I bet he still serves some bland goats cheese dish as the only 'veggie option'
Yeah that was just not on!!!Orangesanlemons said:Ramsey's quite the silent assassin this week. Back to the Glasshouse in Ambleside again. Last time he was there he tried to get the owner to sack the (admittedly crap) head chef. Somehow in the last year they've made a success of the place.
And now? He's gone back, slagged him off again and poached the only two decent members of his brigade for his own restaurants in London!
Cheeky fucker.
