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Good beaches to camp on - North Cornwall

squelch said:
Nah oh wise_one...Cornish beaches are never safe from stupid fkkkrs trying to exactly as you lecture us you don't...noted...always provided shit advice to Urban Enquiries....yeah I know just the place you want....lully spot!

And note this...why on earth would you think people in Cornwall would want to recommend a place,,,a nice secluded one,,,a peaceful one...to a complete ffkn stranger just coz they say they are going to be good'ens?

Quite often the Meeeedja publish list of very nice spots as recommended...they should do follow up stories to the twattage the spots get... :(



Blllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh! :p


Oh and

...bollocks! :mad:

and



more bollocks... :mad:

but you know it all...so back to the fkU2s!!
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Beautiful example of pointless localism - acting like you own the place, when all you do is live nearish. I really don't want any suggestions from the likes of you, and indeed I hope my continuing trips to Cornwall on holiday piss you off.

Yeah small copses of trees can't supply firewood sustainably - you are right - mankind from the dawn of fucking time is wrong. Pillock.

How come the sort of Cornish localists are only present in the internet, and yet when you go to Cornwall you never actually come across them? It's a mercy really - but does make suspicious that they all probably live in Tooting.
 
Idaho said:
How come the sort of Cornish localists are only present in the internet, and yet when you go to Cornwall you never actually come across them?
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You've been fucking lucky if you haven't come accross any :)
Most visitors experience of locals is based on the hotel owners etc and they all come from Manchester anyway.
 
How come the sort of Cornish localists are only present in the internet, and yet when you go to Cornwall you never actually come across them?
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it's because they are on the internet all the time - you answered your own question there :)
 
squelch said:
I take it you've got a Davey lamp down in that hole? :rolleyes:

Gunard actuarsey!...not pollock... :p
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Who are you talking to now? Has your carer taken a tea break? :confused:
 
Don't worry - keep it up and darkies like me won't infringe too much on your little paradise. Probably best that way - we might scare your granny, or slash the tyres of your post bus.
 
Idaho said:
Don't worry - keep it up and darkies like me won't infringe too much on your little paradise. Probably best that way - we might scare your granny, or slash the tyres of your post bus.
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:rolleyes:
Now now, that's just silly.
 
madzone said:
Who are you talking to now?
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The geekin' non_coppice knowledgeable Janner! ;)


moi?...a frikkn Cornish localist...wtf?...I take the piss out the twats and they try to kill me!...reread the bit that bakatcha led you too IDAHO!!!...I take great umbrage to being force fed shit I know tobe wrong...be as righteous as you wish....as I said before...bllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh! :p
 
i found some very friendly locals at morwenstowe tea rooms, and a damn fine cream tea too :cool:
 
madzone said:
:rolleyes:
Now now, that's just silly.
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So what is the justification for not wanting 'non locals' to come and responsibly enjoy Cornwall? What is it you have against us?
 
Idaho said:
So what is the justification for not wanting 'non locals' to come and responsibly enjoy Cornwall? What is it you have against us?
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Oi! Don't lump me in with all this shite :rolleyes:
I think squelch has a point, backatcha put it very nicely. It's nothing personal but we do get people thinking they know more about our county than we do (not saying that's what you've done in this instance)
I'm quite open in my hatred for tourists but then I live in St Ives :)
 
squelch said:
The geekin' non_coppice knowledgeable Janner! ;)


moi?...a frikkn Cornish localist...wtf?...I take the piss out the twats and they try to kill me!...reread the bit that bakatcha led you too IDAHO!!!...I take great umbrage to being force fed shit I know tobe wrong...be as righteous as you wish....as I said before...bllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh! :p
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So let me get this straight; you are saying that it's always bad to let people know about secluded nice places. It's also bad to camp on the beach, and it's bad to remove some dead wood from a copse of trees in order to make a small fire - which you should never build on a beach. Yeah? Or is it only bad if you aren't from 'round here'?
 
madzone said:
Oi! Don't lump me in with all this shite :rolleyes:
I think squelch has a point, backatcha put it very nicely. It's nothing personal but we do get people thinking they know more about our county than we do (not saying that's what you've done in this instance)
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"County" eh? That's a giveaway ;)

Knowing about how to build a fire responsibly is nothing to do with knowing Cornwall better than a local :rolleyes:
 
Idaho said:
"County" eh? That's a giveaway ;)
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:confused:

Idaho - are you deliberately looking for a fight? Can you read the bit in my posts where it says I don't think this is what you've done in this instance. Thank you :)

And BTW - Cornwall is a county - what's the problem? Should I say Duchy?
 
I'm not a rascist buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut......

Idaho said:
So let me get this straight; you are saying that it's always bad to let people know about secluded nice places. It's also bad to camp on the beach, and it's bad to remove some dead wood from a copse of trees in order to make a small fire - which you should never build on a beach. Yeah? Or is it only bad if you aren't from 'round here'?
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er...on the first point...a bit...mostly actually...coz even those that do say they'll take care...erm don't...but you seem like a responsible, caring intewlligernt person so...enjoy yourself.

as for the wood issue...wood that has fallen in Cornwall is 9 times out of 10 a waste of time burning due to the inherrent moisture content gathered and given through bacterial action...okay you get a fire...but properly seasoned...as supplied by a local woodmerchant is much more suitable.


mmmm. I did say it was fine to build fires on beaches...jus be very careful of embers blowing away especially...and ensure the fire is completely out before you sleep or leave...

non of it is 'bad' ...jus the way it is.

SO how many years have you lived in Cornwall and worked in their woodland Idaho?...there's only one black Cornish woodsman I know...but unfortunately ( as you righly indicated...though wrongly assumed..it's not the Cornish...it's the Incomers_new_settlers that come here "to get away from the niggers..."<<<Dartford/Brummi accent) he was given so much shit he moved to Brixton and is now earnin' as a tree_surgeon up there...5 times the wage for less hours...are you he? :confused:
 
No I am not a black woodsman. I'm not even black - I was doing a little bit of U75 pc thuggery ;) Just roughing you up to see if you still clung on to, what could be shown to be fairly dodgy views.

Wood no good for a fire? I wasn't planning:
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just:

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Have you checked out the forums? Idaho should ask them about good places to camp...

Diamoned said:
what we should really do is all get pissed near da A30 smash all the bottles up so no out siders can get past wile we make a fort and import firearms from koria (like AK47's)cuz if a afgan can kill some with one we can as well we will get the money to do this by takeing over tha bank of england and makeing it the bank of cornwall and useing all da stuped emmits cash WHOS WID ME. :twisted:

To join me send your name and below state you've been liveing in cornwall for more than five years
remember if we find out your lieing we will kill you with a ill keeped hamster on drugs. send all names to da_ill@hotmail.co.uk
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:eek:
 
Backatcha Bandit said:
Have you checked out the [
:eek:
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Did you see the post from the bloke asking where he could score in St Ives? Maybe we should give him a fake address :D
 
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