'Go home' message on vans
- Thread starter Schmetterling
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xes
F.O.A.D
It just has to be something like this, nobody could have put this out without there being a massive slice of prankery behind it. "Text home" ffs
The vans belong to PromoGroup. They are also on Twitter. @PromogroupUK (only have 25 followers)
Treacle Toes
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Linking two threads just for the lulz
Treacle Toes
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Johnny Canuck3
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We don't have those kind of vans, but we do have these vans, advertising about bait cars. Steal a car and go to jail.
A bait car is a special car left by the police in a high car-theft area. The police are hoping that a car thief will steal the car. I don't know exactly what the enticement is - maybe the doors are unlocked, maybe the key's in the ignition.
But once the thief is inside, there are cameras, immobilizers, two way communications, etc, plus the cars are under surveillance. So if you steal one, you get caught.
Maybe your government could incorporate this idea. Like 'bait kebab shops'.
Looks like a kebab shop, and it is one, but the people working there aren't actually from Jalalabad. They're British civil servants in disguise, using bad attempts at an accent.
Once the kebab shop is full, the civil servants lock the doors, and a bus with bars on the windows pulls up out back. All the kebab-goers are loaded on, then taken to the Thames and put in steerage.
A bait car is a special car left by the police in a high car-theft area. The police are hoping that a car thief will steal the car. I don't know exactly what the enticement is - maybe the doors are unlocked, maybe the key's in the ignition.
But once the thief is inside, there are cameras, immobilizers, two way communications, etc, plus the cars are under surveillance. So if you steal one, you get caught.
Maybe your government could incorporate this idea. Like 'bait kebab shops'.
Looks like a kebab shop, and it is one, but the people working there aren't actually from Jalalabad. They're British civil servants in disguise, using bad attempts at an accent.
Once the kebab shop is full, the civil servants lock the doors, and a bus with bars on the windows pulls up out back. All the kebab-goers are loaded on, then taken to the Thames and put in steerage.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
Corrected that for you.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
Is the number 24 hours? I'm bored.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
That would be a great way of shipping pissed up Brits out of the country every weekend. Not sure if it would catch any illegal immigrants though.
Johnny Canuck3
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I'll try to do a little more thinking through on the plan.
PrincessIcepick
glitter and molotovs
yeah, put one of those lads in shoreditch every weekend and i'd be made up.
i'm going to try my hardest to get all my relatives over here and have as many kids as possible and work as little as possible.
i'm going to try my hardest to get all my relatives over here and have as many kids as possible and work as little as possible.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Mobile mosques?
Johnny Canuck3
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The sikh and hindu illegals will run from that, no?
PrincessIcepick
glitter and molotovs
"illegals". 
sikhs and hindus ain't scared of mosques man, wtf.
sikhs and hindus ain't scared of mosques man, wtf.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
I'm retracting that suggestion. Don't want to give the Tory fuckers any ideas.
If they are stumping up for the cost of an interpreter its going to be costing more than the price of a premium text
taffboy gwyrdd
Embrace the confusion!
It would be good, also could function to keep track of his corrupt links to policy changes and lobbying.
But in terms of propaganda we don't entirely need input from our antipodean correspondents.
Crosby was behind the repulsive "Are You Thinking What We're Thinking" and other nasty shite associated with the 2005 campaign on these very shores.
Johnny Canuck3
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kenny g
Sheeple Awake!
I never got the "are you thinking what I'm thinking" line until I realised that I wasn't thinking the shit they assumed.
Anyway, there needs to be a total zero tolerance to all hate vans. I haven't seen any yet but if they are more than a bit of empty puff, and let's be honest it is quite possible the state will have hired one van for a day for the cameras, they should be responded to as the evil shit that they are. Most of the places they are supposed to be trawling are hardly Tory territory so I suspect they are not going to be seen.
If they are seen, and if the state thinks it can get away with parading this filth along our streets it will be subject to a very steep learning curve.
Anyway, there needs to be a total zero tolerance to all hate vans. I haven't seen any yet but if they are more than a bit of empty puff, and let's be honest it is quite possible the state will have hired one van for a day for the cameras, they should be responded to as the evil shit that they are. Most of the places they are supposed to be trawling are hardly Tory territory so I suspect they are not going to be seen.
If they are seen, and if the state thinks it can get away with parading this filth along our streets it will be subject to a very steep learning curve.
Treacle Toes
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This is doing the rounds on stalkerbook..
Can anyone translate the German inscription please?
Can anyone translate the German inscription please?
Schmetterling
I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
This is what it reminded me of. As Germans were encouraged not to buy from Jews slogans were painted onto shops: Kauft nicht bei Juden. I don't think the painting of slogans only started during Kristallnacht.
The slogan on the van is
Germans, buy from Germans.
followed by
Germans, advertise in German newspapers.
I cannot read the read the rest - too blurred.
So, neatly they introduced the idea/suggested that a Jew could not be a German.
Most of the posters had a short sentence, then a creepy picture of Michael Howard trying to look warm and sincere (this was soon after Anne Widdecombe had said that there was "something of the night about him"), then "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" under it. That description completely fails to do the horrific nature of those posters any degree of justice.
SikhWarrioR
And the Worms ate into his brain
The liblabcon party is certainly doing its best to turn the UK into a post 1933 british version of Germany unfortunatly many are still buying what they are being fed without thinking or questioning
SikhWarrioR
And the Worms ate into his brain
Nah when you get to the railway wagons for "Resettlement in the east" is when you get worried, Given the Torlibdem's current form and the lack of any real opposition from the nu-labour MK2 of ed milipede and co it wouldnt supprise me if the idea of "Work Sets You Free" camps hasnt crossed the thoughts of some of the scum in government
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