General Dulwich Hamlet chat

[Pink Panther]

Will you look at him there, being all working-class with his six-figure salary from a job which entails making shit up for ten minutes every week and spending the rest of his time getting shitfaced and crying in the mirror.

I reckon he's just about the epitome of the 'bourgeois middle classes' he likes to sneer at. He's always been second only to Piers Morgan in terms of someone who talks utter unmitigated shite, and whose opinions are invariably the polar opposite of my own, and now I think he may actually have superseded him. He reminds me of a (very) poor man's Jeremy Clarkson.

As for his comments about women's football being rubbish, I'd like to see him partake in a full training session with a top women's team to see how he shapes up. I think I might actually pay the price of a Premier League match ticket to see that!

 

[Scutta]

to be fair, not quite on the same salary as him, but I reckon there's one or two behind the goal that play at being working class for ninety minutes every week!

i thought we'd established already that it is only middle class and proud chardonnay (from a glass*) drinkers behind the goal.

*important point

 

[Lucy Fur]

i thought we'd established already that it is only middle class and proud chardonnay (from a glass*) drinkers behind the goal.

*important point

The big green glass wot it comes in I presume ? ;-)

 

[ForwardHamlet]

We've done a quick round-up of the past week at Dulwich, and look ahead to forthcoming activities.

http://www.forwardthehamlet.com/2015/03/oh-no-vcdidnt.html

Forward the Hamlet.

 

[SDE]

He can knock the posh drinks all he wants but that bottle of Prosecco for the 2nd half at Bognor (in the dry end) was the best 4 quid I've ever spent.

 

[EDC]

He can knock the posh drinks all he wants but that bottle of Prosecco for the 2nd half at Bognor (in the dry end) was the best 4 quid I've ever spent.

It's amazing how that stuff has taken off, I can't taste the difference between it and the bottle of Moet we have each night with our dinner.

 

[Scutta]

He can knock the posh drinks all he wants but that bottle of Prosecco for the 2nd half at Bognor (in the dry end) was the best 4 quid I've ever spent.

it was pretty special

i had a bottle of chardonnay in my water bottle aswell... Lovely it was... Better use the glass next time though.. If only we had some cheese!

i grab some baby bells for tomorrow

 

[Poids]

i thought we'd established already that it is only middle class and proud chardonnay (from a glass*) drinkers behind the goal.

*important point

This reminds me, did the supporter's polo team win the other week? I know the dressage team lost. Again.

 

[Joe K]

This reminds me, did the supporter's polo team win the other week? I know the dressage team lost. Again.

Lost despite being ahead going into the last chukkah, and of course I went and fell off my horse with a chance to equalise at the death.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I know the dressage team lost. Again.

Fair play to Clapton though, they've got those horses well trained.

 

[Joe K]

I reckon he's just about the epitome of the 'bourgeois middle classes' he likes to sneer at. He's always been second only to Piers Morgan in terms of someone who talks utter unmitigated shite, and whose opinions are invariably the polar opposite of my own, and now I think he may actually have superseded him. He reminds me of a (very) poor man's Jeremy Clarkson.

As for his comments about women's football being rubbish, I'd like to see him partake in a full training session with a top women's team to see how he shapes up. I think I might actually pay the price of a Premier League match ticket to see that!

I withheld on ranting about Liddle piece as I thought I'd already expended enough energy getting angry on here of late, but the explicit judgements about womens' football and the implicit* ones about Stonewall FC were real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.

* Sorry Rod, I used the words 'implicit' and 'explicit' there, which are probably out of the range of vocabulary you expect an 'authentic' football crowd to use.

 

[Joe K]

Fair play to Clapton though, they've got those horses well trained.

It was actually Charlton, who won because their horses were authentically working-class horses who couldn't read or digest anything other than lager and chips but who all seemed, strangely enough, to have fat-salaried jobs writing opinion pieces for broadsheet newspapers.

 

[Cyclodunc]

Comedian and lifelong non-football fan Michael Legge recently tried to get into football to raise money for comic relief. He was at the stonewall game and seemed to enjoy himself:

http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/im-out-red-nose-diaries.html?m=1

 

[GregDHFC]

Comedian and lifelong non-football fan Michael Legge recently tried to get into football to raise money for comic relief. He was at the stonewall game and seemed to enjoy himself:

http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/im-out-red-nose-diaries.html?m=1

Nice one.

I think that was the best part. It was just idiots happily being idiots while a match went on.

I think that's my favourite description of a Dulwich match yet.

 

[pompeydunc]

Comedian and lifelong non-football fan Michael Legge recently tried to get into football to raise money for comic relief. He was at the stonewall game and seemed to enjoy himself:

http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/im-out-red-nose-diaries.html?m=1

That is brilliant!

 

[magneze]

Great writeup that.

 

[EDC]

Personally I think he can fuck right off. I don't take kindly to being called a cunt.

 

[Scutta]

Personally I think he can fuck right off. I don't take kindly to being called a cunt.

isn't that what the "C" stands for? Oh.

 

[EDC]

No, that would be EDCC. You're in my bad book too now.

 

[Cyclodunc]

It's just banter......

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

Fuck banter...another 'modern football' word that should be banned!

 

[Cyclodunc]

totally, hence the "......"

 

[EDC]

Fuck banter...another 'modern football' word that should be banned!

It's that word used when you've received a smack in the mouth after winding someone up for half an hour.

 

[editor]

Could be worse. It could be described as 'bantz'

 

[Dulwich Mishi]

People you use bantz are total cuntz.

 

[vicarofsibley]

'Decent banter' is probably the worst phrase in existence.

 

[editor]

'Decent banter' is probably the worst phrase in existence.

"Quality bantz"

 

[Scutta]

Worse I have heard is for someone good at "banter" is the "bantersaurus rex" but tbf could possibly apply to some here, Dulwich Mishi

 

[vicarofsibley]

Archbishop of Banterbury?

 

[Pink Panther]

Worse I have heard is for someone good at "banter" is the "bantersaurus rex"

Archbishop of Banterbury?

These are starting to sound like the sort of introductions Alan Partridge gave his guests in "Knowing Me Knowing You"!