GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[Doctor Carrot]

'kinnel, laughs aside, this is genuinely tragic....

'I used to be somebody'

 

[steveseagull]

I think she is thick as fuck to be honest.

She was trying to bait Theo Acropodopolis (Dragon's Den bloke) into endless tedious culture war points earlier and he was not having it. And when that failed she had no clue which direction to take things.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[weltweit]

is that the colour of the broadcast? It seems way off to me.

 

[existentialist]

Who calls themselves "Dewbs", FFS?

FYI, this is who:



Yep. That one.

Further exploration reveals that she's Michelle Dangleberry, self-proclaimed "British businesswoman, politician, presenter, and media personality"

The "politician" box is ticked by virtue of her standing as an independent pro-Brexit candidate, where she came 4th out of 7. I think "media personality" and "businesswoman" seem to relate to her winning a series of The Apprentice, and then starting a "business consultancy" which looks as if it didn't last very long.

ETA: she doesn't even show the business consultancy on her LinkedIn page. Can't have been a massive success; I can't think why not

 

[AmateurAgitator]

You’re*

I think it's only right that you delete or apologise for your ableist comment. If you had any decency at all that's what you would do. The fact that you didn't atleast delete it when pulled up on it says much about you.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Popbitch:

> Big Quesions <<

A GB News special

Which GB News host once spent the night in the clink after the police were called to cool down a domestic dispute?

Which GB News host was once locked in their dressing room by bosses at a previous job as they were visibly far too hammered to appear on camera?

Which GB News host once used a catfish profile on a dating site?

Which GB News host was once described by an admiring crew member as so hard-living he "hadn't seen anyone that fucked since my days touring with Joe Cocker in the 60s... and he had an arm full of heroin"?

 

[steveo87]

Who calls themselves "Dewbs", FFS?

FYI, this is who:

View attachment 273990

Yep. That one.

Further exploration reveals that she's Michelle Dangleberry, self-proclaimed "British businesswoman, politician, presenter, and media personality"

The "politician" box is ticked by virtue of her standing as an independent pro-Brexit candidate, where she came 4th out of 7. I think "media personality" and "businesswoman" seem to relate to her winning a series of The Apprentice, and then starting a "business consultancy" which looks as if it didn't last very long.

ETA: she doesn't even show the business consultancy on her LinkedIn page. Can't have been a massive success; I can't think why not

Married to Simon Jordan of 'nearly running Crystal Palace FC into the ground' fame.

 

[existentialist]

Married to Simon Jordan of 'nearly running Crystal Palace FC into the ground' fame.

Not actually married. Hmm, I wonder what the Gbeebies demographic will think of that!

 

[steveo87]

Not actually married. Hmm, I wonder what the Gbeebies demographic will think of that!

As long she's not, you, a lesbian, I don't think their'll be too bothered.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Who calls themselves "Dewbs", FFS?

FYI, this is who:

View attachment 273990

Yep. That one.

Further exploration reveals that she's Michelle Dangleberry, self-proclaimed "British businesswoman, politician, presenter, and media personality"

The "politician" box is ticked by virtue of her standing as an independent pro-Brexit candidate, where she came 4th out of 7. I think "media personality" and "businesswoman" seem to relate to her winning a series of The Apprentice, and then starting a "business consultancy" which looks as if it didn't last very long.

ETA: she doesn't even show the business consultancy on her LinkedIn page. Can't have been a massive success; I can't think why not

Dangleberry?

Couldn't make this up

 

[existentialist]

Dangleberry?

Couldn't make this up

No, I did make that bit up. It's "Dewberry". Glad to see someone's paying attention.

 

[Artaxerxes]

No, I did make that bit up. It's "Dewberry". Glad to see someone's paying attention.

Gutted

 

[steveo87]

Who calls themselves "Dewbs", FFS?

FYI, this is who:

View attachment 273990

Yep. That one.

Further exploration reveals that she's Michelle Dangleberry, self-proclaimed "British businesswoman, politician, presenter, and media personality"

The "politician" box is ticked by virtue of her standing as an independent pro-Brexit candidate, where she came 4th out of 7. I think "media personality" and "businesswoman" seem to relate to her winning a series of The Apprentice, and then starting a "business consultancy" which looks as if it didn't last very long.

ETA: she doesn't even show the business consultancy on her LinkedIn page. Can't have been a massive success; I can't think why not

"We need to give you memorable, hard hitting name, that everyone will remember.
Think Frost, Parkinson, you know even those shows that don't have the presenter's name in the title, but you immediately think of them as soon as you hear its name. Newsnight, with Jeremy Paxma, for example, the Ten O'clock news..."
"...With Trevor Mcdonald."
"EXACTLY!"
......
".....Well what about Dewbs? It rhymes with pubes, abd most people have them. And Jews, and everyone knows one of them."
"That might work!!"

 

[Raheem]

"Dewbs" was my grandma's name for the sweets everyone else calls <quick Google> fruit jellies.

I don't remember her ever writing it down though, so it could have been "joobs".

 

[existentialist]

"Dewbs" was my grandma's name for the sweets everyone else calls <quick Google> fruit jellies.

I don't remember her ever writing it down though, so it could have been "joobs".

Probably this:



(Meltis Newberry Fruits - Original Fruit Jellies)

 

[Raheem]

Probably this:

View attachment 273995

(Meltis Newberry Fruits - Original Fruit Jellies)

Yes, that sort of thing.

 

[glitch hiker]

Dan Wootoff whining about covid, again.

He's a piss poor Tucker Carlson.

And Tucker Carlson is a piss poor human being

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Who calls themselves "Dewbs", FFS?

FYI, this is who:

View attachment 273990

Yep. That one.

Further exploration reveals that she's Michelle Dangleberry, self-proclaimed "British businesswoman, politician, presenter, and media personality"

The "politician" box is ticked by virtue of her standing as an independent pro-Brexit candidate, where she came 4th out of 7. I think "media personality" and "businesswoman" seem to relate to her winning a series of The Apprentice, and then starting a "business consultancy" which looks as if it didn't last very long.

ETA: she doesn't even show the business consultancy on her LinkedIn page. Can't have been a massive success; I can't think why not

Doobs is what you need to be smoking to actually watch the show.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Dan Wootoff whining about covid, again.

He's a piss poor Tucker Carlson.

And Tucker Carlson is a piss poor human being

He really is an annoying cunt (yes, I know I said this last night). He comes across as instantly fakey, smarmy and unlikeable.

 

[Storm Fox]

"Dewbs" was my grandma's name for the sweets everyone else calls <quick Google> fruit jellies.

I don't remember her ever writing it down though, so it could have been "joobs".

I keep reading it as Dweebs.

 

[glitch hiker]

He really is an annoying cunt (yes, I know I said this last night). He comes across as instantly fakey, smarmy and unlikeable.

Tucker is really good at being awful at sincerity and pretending outrage.

Wootune is just smug and ignorant. A man revelling in his own lack of knowledge. I mean, appealing to rich Tories (covid cranks) as people who a) aren't cranks and 2) people we should at least listen to. That's just projection Danny boy

 

[glitch hiker]

Actually what GBN looks like is if Big Brother had a task for the housemates to create a news channel for a day. All set up within the BB house.

 

[Smangus]

GB News , GB's favorite comedy channel

 

[existentialist]

GB News , GB's favorite comedy channel

TBF, though, I don't think it's going to be a stayer, even comedy-wise.

 

[tim]

Fawning over Jeffery Archole, now. Talking about the Fragrant Mary. They still haven't sorted out the sound.

 

[MrSki]

 

[elbows]

Gutted

Dont worry, they will probably have Cynthia Clagnuts under contract at some point.

 

[MrSki]

 

[glitch hiker]

He looks like a man trapped in a microwave

or a shit Max Headroom