GB News: a thread so you never have to watch it

[tim]

I block people I don't know on Twitter - usually they are scantily clad young ladies with Russian names though.

You too,I thought they were only interested in me .

 

[Ax^]

Getting him self trimmed for his new job?
Apparently weight loss that quick can be bad for the heart

jebus he's been on the diabetes injections

does he think being thin will make for killing people's grannies

 

[existentialist]

Getting him self trimmed for his new job?
Apparently weight loss that quick can be bad for the heart

Fuck me. I mean, I've lost a bit of weight since being on the semaglutide, but he must have been caning it pretty hard. That doesn't look healthy.

TBF, I wasn't the bloated tub of lard he was 2 years ago, but he looks like your old mate looks after he disappeared for a cancer diagnosis a year ago, and has now made a "triumphant" return, a shadow of his former self. I just look like a slightly less spoiled hamster. With a better haircut. Even though I do it myself.

 

[two sheds]

Getting him self trimmed for his new job?
Apparently weight loss that quick can be bad for the heart

 

[8ball]

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Insurgent.

 

[Calamity1971]

Fuck me. I mean, I've lost a bit of weight since being on the semaglutide, but he must have been caning it pretty hard. That doesn't look healthy.

TBF, I wasn't the bloated tub of lard he was 2 years ago, but he looks like your old mate looks after he disappeared for a cancer diagnosis a year ago, and has now made a "triumphant" return, a shadow of his former self. I just look like a slightly less spoiled hamster. With a better haircut. Even though I do it myself.

He was still lardy at the covid enquiry, so that's some quick weight loss in a short amount of time. Looks like a diet of diabetes injections and sniff is taking its toll. Although some on twatteX think it's due to him shitting himself over the COVID enquiry. Personally I don't think he cares less about that.

 

[Karl Masks]

How the fuck are GBN and Talk TV ever going to get through Purdah without breaking a thousand different laws that Ofcom will do nothing about?

 

[8ball]

How the fuck are GBN and Talk TV ever going to get through Purdah without breaking a thousand different laws that Ofcom will do nothing about?

V good point that I hadn’t considered before.

 

[Karl Masks]

V good point that I hadn’t considered before.

It's going to be an utter shit show. A low point during a campaign that will be the dirtiest on record. Like two girls one cup hosting question time

 

[8ball]

two girls one cup hosting question time

 

[Calamity1971]

How the fuck are GBN and Talk TV ever going to get through Purdah without breaking a thousand different laws that Ofcom will do nothing about?

Call me 'woke' but.....The name has been criticised for its sexist origins, and various public bodies have dropped it in favour of terms like "pre-election period" and "heightened sensitivity".

 

[Calamity1971]

Jesus, have I been under a rock? Googled that and wished I hadn't

 

[Karl Masks]

Jesus, have I been under a rock? Googled that and wished I hadn't

I wish you hadn't as well

 

[Calamity1971]

I wish you hadn't as well

You been under the same rock?

 

[8ball]

Jesus, have I been under a rock? Googled that and wished I hadn't

There really should have been a DO NOT GOOGLE IT warning, sorry.

As there should have been for me.

 

[Calamity1971]

There really should have been a DO NOT GOOGLE IT warning, sorry.

As there should have been for me.

That would've been like asking Douglas not to press the red button though.

 

[8ball]

That would've been like asking Douglas not to press the red button though.

Douglas?

 

[fucthest8]

Douglas?

Fucking autocorrect does it me too! Look

Douglas

Fuck sake DOUGAL

 

[8ball]

Fucking autocorrect does it me too! Look

Douglas

Fuck sake DOUGAL

Yeah, knew what you meant.

 

[gosub]

He was still lardy at the covid enquiry, so that's some quick weight loss in a short amount of time. Looks like a diet of diabetes injections and sniff is taking its toll. Although some on twatteX think it's due to him shitting himself over the COVID enquiry. Personally I don't think he cares less about that.

A lot of dinners involved in being PM + an extensive cellar

 

[8ball]

A lot of dinners involved in being PM + an extensive cellar

Wot? PM gets a free cellar?

 

[Calamity1971]

A lot of dinners involved in being PM + an extensive cellar

He was a bin bag full of custard long before being pm .

 

[8ball]

He was a bin bag full of custard long before being pm .

I liked Frankie Boyle’s description of him as “a cross between a Baked Alaska and an unmade bed”.

Though yours is also v good.

 

[Calamity1971]

I liked Frankie Boyle’s description of him as “a cross between a Baked Alaska and an unmade bed”.

Though yours is also v good.

I can't take the credit unfortunately .
A random off twatteX.

 

[8ball]

I can't take the credit unfortunately .
A random off twatteX.

I haven’t looked at that in about, I dunno how many years. Still have an account as far as I know. Last time I posted it was relating to the David Cameron pig head thing.

 

[Calamity1971]

I haven’t looked at that in about, I funny how many years. Still have an account as far as I know. Last time I posted it was relating to the David Cameron pig head thing.

Its an even bigger cesspit now musk is in control.

 

[8ball]

Its an even bigger cesspit now musk is in control.

I used to weirdly find little pockets of it that were quite nice. Hope they’re not gone.

 

[krtek a houby]

Fucking autocorrect does it me too! Look

Douglas

Fuck sake DOUGAL

In fairness, iirc, there's a scene in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where Arthur Dent presses a red button that he's not supposed to. Whereupon, a sign lights up saying "please don't press this button again".

Douglas Adams was the writer.

 

[Calamity1971]

I used to weirdly find little pockets of it that were quite nice. Hope they’re not gone.

They're still there, just got to dodge the far right loons and the vote kieth brigade.

 

[8ball]

They're still there, just got to dodge the far right loons and the vote kieth brigade.

There’s a vote Kieth brigade?