Fresh and dry balls???!!

[DaveCinzano]

If I end up dreaming about moose's nan's talcy bits, I shall not consider that to have been a restful night's sleep

 

[pengaleng]

talc is carcinogenic

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You sure that isn't cocaine?

It's brilliant for feet, it helps keep them dry and reduces the chance of blisters - with foo-foo and clean, dry socks you can walk forever.

It's also good for cutting down on chaffing around the nether regions and inner thighs, does the same for armpits and the back if you carry a rucksack...

It leaves a silky, luxurious feeling, doesn't matter where you are or what the weather is like - a good, liberal dose of foo-foo keeps the toes in good nick and the knackers dry.

So you walk around leaving a trail of white dust behind you, like you've got a bad case of bollock dandruff.

 

[kebabking]

So you walk around leaving a trail of white dust behind you, like you've got a bad case of bollock dandruff.

Better to have dusty balls than sweaty balls!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Better to have dusty balls than sweaty balls!

No teabagging for you then, or the recipient would choke to death from the dust storm.

 

[kebabking]

No teabagging for you then, or the recipient would choke to death from the dust storm.

I'm married, the only tea bagging round here comes in a box from Yorkshire...

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm married, the only tea bagging round here comes in a box from Yorkshire...

(((kebabking)))

 

[UnderOpenSky]

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TALCY BITS?

Walking in the heat

 

[JimW]

I avoid this problem by keeping mine in a jar by the bed unless I need them.

 

[maomao]

I believe it is still used on babys backsides to prevent nappy rash?

Nope. It's all sudocrem these days. Talc dries them out but increases friction and can actually increase the chance of nappy rash.

(it's great for daddies' feet and balls though)

 

[kebabking]

Nope. It's all sudocrem these days. Talc dries them out but increases friction and can actually increase the chance of nappy rash.

(it's great for daddies' feet and balls though)

we're big fans of Metanium - yellow bum cream - its simply miraculous at healing sore bits.

 

[skyscraper101]

I use talc, and shave my balls and arse too. In fact I've got three types of talc. One for the summer called Anti Monkey Butt which I picked up in America. Very effective against sweat and lasts most of the day. It's talc with added calomine lotion. I've got some nice Imperial leather for when I've showered in the evening. And I've also got some special Snake Brand Active Cooling Powder I picked up in Thailand which rub all over my bum and balls after a shower in the morning. It tingles really nicely and I feel all minty fresh down there after.

I sometimes use a bit of face balm on the area if I've just shaved it. Just as I do with my face.

I couldn't imagine going back to having sweaty hairy arse and balls anymore.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I liked the sound of the monkey stuff, but 15 quid is a bit steep!

 

[pengaleng]

I use talc, and shave my balls and arse too. In fact I've got three types of talc. One for the summer called Anti Monkey Butt which I picked up in America. Very effective against sweat and lasts most of the day. It's talc with added calomine lotion. I've got some nice Imperial leather for when I've showered in the evening. And I've also got some special Snake Brand Active Cooling Powder I picked up in Thailand which rub all over my bum and balls after a shower in the morning. It tingles really nicely and I feel all minty fresh down there after.

I sometimes use a bit of face balm on the area if I've just shaved it. Just as I do with my face.

I couldn't imagine going back to having sweaty hairy arse and balls anymore.

real talk

 

[skyscraper101]

I liked the sound of the monkey stuff, but 15 quid is a bit steep!

It's cos it's imported from America and the exchange rate

 

[petee]

Big balls

satisfying.