Fresh and dry balls???!!

[Miss-Shelf]

just seen an advert for this product -I thought it was about cooking with less oil but it's for keeping testicles comfortable. Oh boy

 

[Voley]

Made by the same people that do them anti-fart arse tampons?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Voley]

I had to google it. 'Groin Confidence' is its tagline. Ffs.

 

[DotCommunist]

I always keep em fresh, so fresh and so clean, so this product does not interest me

 

[sealion]

Load of bollocks.

 

[Sirena]

Big balls

 

[Voley]

so fresh and so clean

Ain't nobody dope as you.

 

[Ax^]

I had to google it. 'Groin Confidence' is its tagline. Ffs.

new tagline sir

 

[kebabking]

i saw the advert, my first reacton was that it was a joke, my second was 'HAVE YOU NOT GOT SOAP YOU MANKY FUCKER?'....

 

[StoneRoad]

I did a double -take for this, then my kinder self prodded me ...
Spare a thought for those sweaty individuals who are allergic to perfumed soap products and deodorants. There is a Simple answer ...
(There are a few real ones, apart from the lazy / manky fuckers who give other blokes a bad name).

 

[farmerbarleymow]

i saw the advert, my first reacton was that it was a joke, my second was 'HAVE YOU NOT GOT SOAP YOU MANKY FUCKER?'....

I grow organic mushrooms in the skin folds. Soap upsets the mushrooms.

 

[kebabking]

I grow organic mushrooms in the skin folds. Soap upsets the mushrooms.

And you're single you say?

 

[pengaleng]

ball hygiene is important

 

[farmerbarleymow]

And you're single you say?

With mushrooms, no-one needs human friends.

 

[Orang Utan]

Maybe ball cream is needed for those who shave them. Apparently it's a thing these days and not just for porn stars.

 

[kebabking]

Maybe ball cream is needed for those who shave them. Apparently it's a thing these days and not just for porn stars.

I went bald once - it was awful, and not just because of the Gillette's next to the chicken skin bum bag, the whole assembly felt clammy and sticky, and then when the minge started to regrow it was itchy, itchy in a way that mere words could never convey....

 

[Geri]

What's wrong with talc?

 

[Orang Utan]

What's wrong with talc?

Do people still use it? Still not sure what it's even for, apart from sprinkling on disco dancefloors

 

[Geri]

Do people still use it? Still not sure what it's even for, apart from sprinkling on disco dancefloors

I use it all the time.

 

[Orang Utan]

I use it all the time.

for disco dancing?

 

[kebabking]

Do people still use it? Still not sure what it's even for, apart from sprinkling on disco dancefloors

You sure that isn't cocaine?

It's brilliant for feet, it helps keep them dry and reduces the chance of blisters - with foo-foo and clean, dry socks you can walk forever.

It's also good for cutting down on chaffing around the nether regions and inner thighs, does the same for armpits and the back if you carry a rucksack...

It leaves a silky, luxurious feeling, doesn't matter where you are or what the weather is like - a good, liberal dose of foo-foo keeps the toes in good nick and the knackers dry.

 

[DotCommunist]

I believe it is still used on babys backsides to prevent nappy rash?

 

[Orang Utan]

Towels work just fine. You just need to be thorough.

 

[DaveCinzano]

With mushrooms, no-one needs human friends.

You've a thing about fun guys, haven't you

 

[moose]

Talc's bad for lady parts, presumably ok for men's?

 

[Orang Utan]

Talc's bad for lady parts, presumably ok for men's?

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TALCY BITS?

 

[fizzerbird]

You've a thing about fun guys, haven't you

 

[mr steev]

I believe it is still used on babys backsides to prevent nappy rash?

The advice is not to, as it's not good for their lungs to breath it in. I don't think that's new news though. I have a childhood memory of my mum being non too happy about a pretend cigarette I made out of a roll of paper and talc

 

[moose]

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TALCY BITS?

Well I wouldn't, but it seems plenty do. Reminds me of my nan