France v Switzerland (Group E) Friday 20th June 2014

[Mr.Bishie]

3 fucking nil

 

[twentythreedom]

"There really is a mountain between France and Switzerland"

 

[Lea]

Trois - Zero !

 

[rekil]

Swiss Rolled

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Huge holes in the Swiss defence.

 

[Wilf]

This is fucking excellent (sorry, I have no puns at the moment )

 

[Onket]

Bit cheesy, that one.

 

[Sunray]

The French are looking decent.

The Swiss are #6 in the world and very difficult to score against. Hard to believe at 3-0 in the 1st half.

 

[rekil]

Brie Nil

 

[Lea]

Bit cheesy, that one.

Yup and i bet the Swiss are cheesed off!

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The Swiss need to make changes at half time. Heidi & Goat Peter to come on I reckon.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Swiss coach must be going Ementaller than usual in the dressing room

 

[bendeus]

That's the thing about football. Geneva know what's going to happen but it's usually hard to stay neutral.

 

[Plumdaff]

It's got to Bern, being 3-0 down at half time. They're in desperate need of alp.

 

[smmudge]

So is it not offside if the person with the ball is also in front of the last defender? didn't look right to me

 

[Gingerman]

If anyone thinks Switzerland will come back from this they're cuckoo

 

[Onket]

It's just not going to Alpen.

 

[twentythreedom]

It's just not going to Alpen.

I a gruyère

 

[purves grundy]

Switzerland are as much use as a... as a... errm.... square flag.

 

[Sunray]

That is a great goal.

 

[twentythreedom]

A something fondue something

 

[Lea]

Quatre - Zerooooooo!

 

[Gingerman]

Bet Villa are glad they've signed Senderos

 

[Wilf]

I give to you the words Army Knife. Pun:

 

[butchersapron]

Take that swindon and fuck you di canio.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

5-0

 

[Wilf]

Fook, five!

 

[wiskey]

cor

 

[Lea]

Can it get any worse for the Swiss?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Lea - c'mon, you're slacking with the score!