Findus Crispy Pancakes

[Ax^]

I am now seriously considering seeking-out a packet.

Or should I leave my memories way-back then?

Could make you own

100% Horse Meat Crispy Pancakes in the Style of Findus - Food Stories - Helen Graves

A recipe for Findus crispy pancakes made at home, using horse meat

www.helengraves.co.uk

 

[UrbaneFox]

There was never any coming back for Findus after the 2013 horse meat scandal. I wonder how much horse we ate with their minced beef pancakes.

I thought it was due to the success of the Fuck Off Findus protests.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I am now seriously considering seeking-out a packet.

Or should I leave my memories way-back then?

Definitely don't revisit the horror 'foods' of the 70s / 80s.

 

[wayward bob]

Tomorrow

zomg it's today \o/

 

[Mrs Miggins]

zomg it's today \o/

I don't believe it. I don't believe Badgers is ever going to give us a report

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I don't believe it. I don't believe Badgers is ever going to give us a report

He's stringing us along.

 

[wtfftw]

Just wait a(nother) decade guys, c'mon.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Just wait a(nother) decade guys, c'mon.

In 2120 our descendants will still be waiting for an FCP update from Badgers. At that point he'll be viewed like Nostradamus, his views on 'food', clouded through the mists of time, morphed into sage prophecies.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Bet he's never eaten an FCP in his life anyway.

 

[Ax^]

worse bet he adds them to a FEB

the wrong un

 

[Mrs Miggins]

He's stringing us along.

Like some kind of awful gigolo

 

[DaveCinzano]

He's stringing us along.

He's setting us up for a drone strike is what he's doing - get all the suspected Crispy Pancake supporters in one place, paint the target zone, authorisation received, red button pressed, bird away... BOOM.

Exeunt filthy Findus enthusiasts.

 

[Ax^]

hmm still no reports of Crispy Pancakes

 

[DaveCinzano]

I told you, dude, he fired up that beacon and we are TOAST

 

[wayward bob]

hopes and dreams

shattered

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Is Badgers still out foraging for industrial foodstuffs?

 

[DaveCinzano]

hopes and dreams

shattered

Thoughts and prayers

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Thoughts and prayers

About as much use as waiting for Badgers to produce the goods.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He's probably still picking his feet in Poughkeepsie

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Sadness in his eyes

 

[Badgers]

Might be some news soon

 

[Artaxerxes]

Might be some news soon

Your giving this thread nothing but Findus Crispy Blue Balls

 

[Badgers]

 

[wayward bob]

hello

can we have a cross-cut shot or have you already eaten them?

 

[wayward bob]

also we need something else for scale - giant pancakes or tiny spuds??

 

[farmerbarleymow]

View attachment 220131

Photoshop

If real, why ruin perfectly good veg?

 

[wayward bob]

for the internets, only reason to do anything, no?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

for the internets, only reason to do anything, no?

We all know Badgers is not telling the truth. .

 

[wayward bob]

wtf? trickery?

you're gonna need to do another one with today's paper Badgers

 

[Badgers]

wtf? trickery?

you're gonna need to do another one with today's paper Badgers

FFS

They were delicious