Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
All of it. from the monoliths to HAL singing Daisy Bell.
I'd watched it as a child, and only recently thought "was it really as shit as I thought it was", and downloaded it again. Turns out I was wrong. It was much worse. It was far more pretentious than I'd remembered, and if it was the book I was reading, I'd have said half as many pages would still have been too many. It was impossible for me to engage with the film or the characters. 2 and 3/4 hours of self-indulgent meh.
mate - you are not alone. its overrated, self indulgent, pretentious wank. i have tried several times to get through it. i watched the whole thing as a teen and was nonplussed. re-watching it was just tedium - its so fucking slow. fuck beautifully executed extended tracking shots and glouriosly designed sets - i want a good pacy yarn with some snappy dialogue and characters you care about. Everyone hates 2010 - but its a much more entertaining film IMHO.