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F*cking nightmare of a bastard commute

It's made worse by these really shitty narrow benches that one has to perch on or risk falling off. What fucking dick-faced shithead thought that making seating uncomfortable was a good idea? I feel for those poor sods with mobility issues.

afaik they get designed like that to prevent homeless people sleeping on them :( (pretty sure that's true for bus shelters anyway. See also: why they put arms in the middle of benches and make round/circular benches)
 
afaik they get designed like that to prevent homeless people sleeping on them :( (pretty sure that's true for bus shelters anyway. See also: why they put arms in the middle of benches and make round/circular benches)

I suspected as much. It's disgusting and betrays a rotten state in the souls of those who design that shit. How the fuck do they live with themselves?
 
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Just look at this shit. I was actually more comfortable sitting on the floor. Maybe it's a bit better for people who haven't got a bony arse like me, but I could find no position on those seats that was comfortable for more than three minutes. And I'm a reasonably healthy young adult. What about the elderly and infirm?
 
I suspected as much. It's disgusting and betrays a rotten state in the souls of those who design that shit. How the fuck do they live with themselves?
Oh don't talk rubbish. Because everyone wants to be confronted by some smelly drug addled tramp when they're waiting for a train don't they? It's a railway station not a doss house.

I'm sure lone women (or anyone else for that matter) like nothing better than having to wait for a train alongside the above who might do god knows what to them......
 
Oh don't talk rubbish. Because everyone wants to be confronted by some smelly drug addled tramp when they're waiting for a train don't they? It's a railway station not a doss house.

I'm sure lone women (or anyone else for that matter) like nothing better than having to wait for a train alongside the above who might do god knows what to them......

Speaking as someone who's had to spend nights without a roof over my head, go fuck yourself. I was nearly assaulted by some twat one night because I had the temerity to try and catch a nap on a park bench. You know where I eventually found peace? In a recycling bin. Luckily for me there wasn't a collection that morning, or I could have finished up my cold night crushed to death.

Not to mention that plenty of homeless people are themselves assaulted, so your deployment of the dehumanising "smelly drug addled tramp" (gosh, I wonder why the homeless might not be able to maintain their personal hygiene? :rolleyes:) trope is particularly repellent in light of that fact. Especially since rampant austerity means that the homeless have increasingly fewer means to pick themselves up. To reiterate, go fuck yourself.
 
Speaking as someone who's had to spend nights without a roof over my head, go fuck yourself. I was nearly assaulted by some twat one night because I had the temerity to try and catch a nap on a park bench. You know where I eventually found peace? In a recycling bin. Luckily for me there wasn't a collection that morning, or I could have finished up my cold night crushed to death.

Not to mention that plenty of homeless people are themselves assaulted, so your deployment of the dehumanising "smelly drug addled tramp" (gosh, I wonder why the homeless might not be able to maintain their personal hygiene? :rolleyes:) trope is particularly repellent in light of that fact. Especially since rampant austerity means that the homeless have incerasing fewer means to pick themselves up. To reiterate, go fuck yourself.
At least you didn't have to sit next to Bungle73 while he waited for a train though :facepalm:
 
Oh don't talk rubbish. Because everyone wants to be confronted by some smelly drug addled tramp when they're waiting for a train don't they? It's a railway station not a doss house.

I'm sure lone women (or anyone else for that matter) like nothing better than having to wait for a train alongside the above who might do god knows what to them......
You're deeply unpleasant waste of skin aren't you?
 
Fancy wanting pax to feel safe and not fear assault, robbery, or worse. Fancy expecting a station to not be an appealing place to wait with all sorts hanging about. :rolleyes:
 
Fancy wanting pax to feel safe and not fear assault, robbery, or worse. Fancy expecting a station to not be an appealing place to wait with all sorts hanging about. :rolleyes:

If you'd actually read the link I provided then you would know that the homeless are more likely to be victims of assault than the general public. Largely I suspect because of loathsome attitudes like yours. "All sorts", for fuck's sake.

Also, I'd consider seating that is so uncomfortable that sitting on the floor is a more comfortable alternative, takes away more from the appeal of a place than the presence of the occasional homeless person.
 
Oh don't talk rubbish. Because everyone wants to be confronted by some smelly drug addled tramp when they're waiting for a train don't they? It's a railway station not a doss house.

I'm sure lone women (or anyone else for that matter) like nothing better than having to wait for a train alongside the above who might do god knows what to them......

Speaking as a "lone woman" who often travels by public transport, if I see someone homeless has found somewhere warmer/safer/more comfortable to sleep I think "oh thank goodness for the them" not "aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh help" :rolleyes:
 
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Was going to go to the London office this morning for the first time in a long time. 90 minute delays due to broken points at Byfleet and fucked signals between Clapham & Waterloo. They are advising people not to travel if they don't have to, as if those 10's of 1000's of people paying through the fucking nose to cram on to their trains each day are doing it for the shits & giggles.

And August, well, SWT are writing August off all together. God help anyone who needs to physically be in town each day.
 
I stuck on the train to Victoria instead of Waterloo... and then promptly had a 30 minute delay trying to get into the Victoria underground. Is it always like that at Victoria, or did I just get unlucky?
 
I stuck on the train to Victoria instead of Waterloo... and then promptly had a 30 minute delay trying to get into the Victoria underground. Is it always like that at Victoria, or did I just get unlucky?

It's always like that at Victoria, often faster to walk to St. James' Park. Worked in Victoria for 2 1/2 years, hated every minute of it, cruddiest area of central London.
 
It's always like that at Victoria, often faster to walk to St. James' Park. Worked in Victoria for 2 1/2 years, hated every minute of it, cruddiest area of central London.
I was in two minds about walking to SJP actually, but was so indecisive that by the time I got round to the resolution I was totally hemmed in by people and it wasn't worth it.

Going to Victoria was my plan for August, so I guess to make it work I will have to build in time for walking to SJP.
 
Never had a problem getting into the Tube at Victoria just after the peak; but if the issues on the line into Waterloo are causing people to use Victoria instead that would probably explain it.
 
Ah the joys of the kids being off, roadworks here there and everywhere, all traffic that normally joins the A38expressway from the actual A38 or Erdington now has to do a dog legged route around Birmingham. Joy. Added an hour to my journey this morning.
 
Ah the joys of the kids being off, roadworks here there and everywhere, all traffic that normally joins the A38expressway from the actual A38 or Erdington now has to do a dog legged route around Birmingham. Joy. Added an hour to my journey this morning.


Jesus, in my mind the A38 is the Devon Expressway, thought that's one hell of a dog-leg if you have to go round Brum!
 
Was stuck in a long line of traffic on the A281 crawling at about 20mph behind a traction engine! :mad: What century is this? :mad:

As if that wasn't bad enough behind it were 2 (yes two) dumper lorries who were too slow to accelerate passed the flipping thing when it was clear the other way. There wasn't a long enough stretch of straight road for them to overtake. Was behind this monstrosity for about 8 miles adding a good 20mins+ to my commute as I end up in worse traffic in Guildford if I arrive there post 7:35am.

What's the chances of encountering the flaming thing on the way home? I'm about to find out.
 
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