Extra distortion / refraction no bathroom windows?

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

It has recently become apparent to me that the frosty distortion on my bathroom window is inadequate.
From a distance the view is low res nudity rather than pixelated out softcore.
Can anyone recommend some kind of extra level distortion that can maybe be placed over the window on the inside but still lets light in?
I don't really want blinds as historically they gotten mouldy pretty fast in winter despite my best efforts at ventilation. . . and I really can't afford to always have the window open it the freezing cold winter.

Thank you.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Stick on film?

Amazon.co.uk : Privacy Film for Glass Windows

Other suppliers available.

 

[Winot]

It has recently become apparent to me that the frosty distortion on my bathroom window is inadequate.
From a distance the view is low res nudity rather than pixelated out softcore.
Can anyone recommend some kind of extra level distortion that can maybe be placed over the window on the inside but still lets light in?
I don't really want blinds as historically they gotten mouldy pretty fast in winter despite my best efforts at ventilation. . . and I really can't afford to always have the window open it the freezing cold winter.

Thank you.

We’ve got stuck on frosting. Off the internet from somewhere (15 years ago). You measure up, put in the dimensions and they post it to you. Works well and has never peeled off.

 

[platinumsage]

Window film is the obvious choice, you could go for a blurry one or a reflective one.

 

[Chilli.s]

curtains

 

[cupid_stunt]

Window film is the obvious choice, you could go for a blurry one or a reflective one.

Be careful with reflective ones, the mirror effect reverses at night.

• One Way Mirror Effect: The reflective privacy window film provides a one-way vision effect under the correct conditions for great intended privacy during daytime only which means the outside glass will show a mirror effect to stop people from seeing whilst you can still see out during daylight hours; the mirror-effect is reversed at night since the interior will be exposed to more light than the exterior, and you will be looking at a slight mirror

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

curtains

no

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Window film yes.
Can anyone recommend a good brand?

 

[Athos]

Tattoo your whole body the colour of the bathroom walls, and you'd be effectively camouflaged.

 

[Chilli.s]

Tell the household about this phenomena and save loads on excessive shower and bathroom costs

 

[killer b]

ah yes. Mrs B's neighbour has this issue. I suspect lots of people do, but aren't aware