Euro 2024

[ska invita]

Well quite, he's not lost a fucking leg has he

maybe he should start a crowdfunder, poor lad

 

[JimW]

Can spend the summer working on his Alice band technique and falling over if anyone brushes past him in the street.

 

[rubbershoes]

Jack Grealish: What next for Manchester City forward after England Euro 2024 omission?

After being left out of England's Euro 2024 squad, what happens next for Manchester City forward Jack Grealish?

www.bbc.co.uk

What next for Grealish after England omission? errrr... play more football?

A flight to Riyadh ?

 

[Numbers]

I’ve drawn Croatia in the work sweepsteak.

 

[surreybrowncap]

I’ve drawn Croatia in the work sweepsteak.

Unless it's a Japanese Kobie steak it's no loss....

 

[May Kasahara]

All a bit Charles Charlie Charles so far.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hey, we've managed to keep Iceland goalless so far, that ain't bad.

Ohhhhhhh, FFS

 

[Lord Camomile]

LITERALLY AS I HIT THE FULL STOP!

 

[Puddy_Tat]

oops

 

[two sheds]

Yep will be pleased if we get a draw out of this

 

[Lord Camomile]

Look at his fucking grin

 

[Lord Camomile]

Somehow, that'll be Southgate's fault for playing too defensive.

 

[Steel Icarus]

England playing like none of them want to get kicked, perhaps understandably. This IS a friendly, not a Euro 1/4 final after all.

 

[Lord Camomile]

England playing like none of them want to get kicked, perhaps understandably. This IS a friendly, not a Euro 1/4 final after all.

Blood and thunder! Should be prepared to die any time they have the honour of putting on the shirt! Regular folk'd kill to play for England at Wembley!!

 

[tommers]

LOL. Never change England.

 

[May Kasahara]

England playing like none of them want to get kicked, perhaps understandably. This IS a friendly, not a Euro 1/4 final after all.

A definite lack of shits being given.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Jill Scott suggesting Kane tried to sidefoot it in, but just missed the top corner.

He also missed his foot, Jill! That came off his shin!

 

[two sheds]

I'm trying to think of a downside from this

England fans spend more than $2.5M on counterfeit Euro 2024 jerseys, Nike faces massive revenue loss

(Daily Mirror)

 

[tommers]

Oooh. Gareth has gone all continental. Cream polo shirt. Very French riviera.

 

[tommers]

LOL. Are three defenders already injured?

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is still the better choice over watching the election debate, right..?

 

[two sheds]

Iceland playing well I think, good organized defence and look dangerous when they attack

 

[starfish]

Scotland are 2 nil up in case anyones interested.

 

[tommers]

LOL. Are three defenders already injured?

Four now. One (1) fit one left to come on.

Oh no, he can tell how many fingers he's holding up so we're good.

 

[starfish]

Well we were, its now 2-1.

 

[two sheds]

Nice seeing Alexander Arnold creating good chances, love seeing him play as attacking right half.

 

[starfish]

And somehow its now 2 each.

 

[tommers]

This has been awful. Let's hope it's just cos it's a friendly.

 

[Lord Camomile]

This has been awful. Let's hope it's just cos it's a friendly.

I mean, so's Scotland v Finland, and sounds like that's pretty lively!

(Was going to joke that it's "practically a local derby", before realising that'd actually work better if Scotland were playing Iceland )

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, at least headline writers will get their fun.