Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Streathamite]

I'm so, so sorry.

Spoiler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eec5h_tXoAA6wlf?format=jpg&name=900x900

YEUUCHH!!!

 

[quiet guy]

Sometimes even a spoiler isn't enough

 

[petee]

Sometimes even a spoiler isn't enough

true, so i put the link, not the picture itself.
you had 3 warnings, people!

 

[spring-peeper]

New York Times: White House reached out to South Dakota governor about adding Trump to Mount Rushmore

White House aides reached out to South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem last year about the process of adding additional presidents to Mount Rushmore, the New York Times reported.

www.cnn.com

Noem has noted before Trump's "dream" to have his face on Mount Rushmore, the Coolidge-era sculpture that features the 60-foot-tall faces of Presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt.

According to a 2018 interview with Noem, the two struck up a conversation about the sculpture in the Oval Office during their first meeting, where she initially thought he was joking. "I started laughing," she said. "He wasn't laughing, so he was totally serious."

"He said, 'Kristi, come on over here. Shake my hand, and so I shook his hand, and I said, 'Mr. President, you should come to South Dakota sometime. We have Mount Rushmore.' And he goes, 'Do you know it's my dream to have my face on Mount Rushmore?'"

Trump also toyed with the idea of adding himself to Mount Rushmore in 2017 at a campaign rally in Youngstown, Ohio.

 

[krtek a houby]

New York Times: White House reached out to South Dakota governor about adding Trump to Mount Rushmore

White House aides reached out to South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem last year about the process of adding additional presidents to Mount Rushmore, the New York Times reported.

www.cnn.com

If they're going to do anymore carvings, it's the Crazy Horse monument needs finishing.

 

[cantsin]

Now he is in the shit for reopening his trousers.

Jerry Falwell Jr to take leave of absence after racy photo

Jerry Falwell Jr will step down as president of Liberty University after posting the "weird" image.

www.bbc.co.uk

that was some photo that.... good to see the wheels finally coming off, he's been at this sh*t for years + was deffo in danger of damaging the Liberty uni / wider Evangelical grift, needed his wings clipped

 

[cantsin]

Wtf, some people have some funny ideas about what's offensive and what isn't. Undoing your trousers in 'I'm pregnant too' gag is hardly 'racy'.

not sure where you got the ' offensive' idea from ? Think it's more to do with v high profile ' devout Church leader' in vaguely racy photo, on yacht, with lady, drink in hand, during a pandemic yada yada.... Falwell's sailed too close to the wind for a long time - his own net worth is estimated $100m, Liberty Uni holds $3bn + in assets, f*ck knows what the US Evangelical - Industrial complex as a whole is worth = the big dawgs deffo ain't having him repeatedly undermining the ( pretty fragile, long term ) operation with this kinda of carry on, you'd guess

 

[petee]

it's god's will, see.

'The Lord and the Founding Fathers created executive orders,' says Peter Navarro in defending Trump move

"The Lord and the Founding Fathers created executive orders because of partisan bickering and divided government," Navarro said.

www.yahoo.com

i'm sure he feels the same way about obama's executive orders.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Wtf, some people have some funny ideas about what's offensive and what isn't. Undoing your trousers in 'I'm pregnant too' gag is hardly 'racy'.

I think its more the blatant hypocrisy involved. The same behavior, if it were a student, could result in disciplinary action. Liberty University has some really odd rules for student behavior. At one time interracial dating was prohibited. They changed that so they wouldn't run afoul of government grant rules (it always comes down to money).

 

[petee]

Wtf, some people have some funny ideas about what's offensive and what isn't. Undoing your trousers in 'I'm pregnant too' gag is hardly 'racy'.

i'm not an evangelical, have no use for evangelicalism, and can't think like an evangelical, which is why this article was of use to me.

The Decline and Fall of Jerry Falwell

Is the Evangelical comfort with crassness finally cracking?

frenchpress.thedispatch.com

 

[Poot]

Wow. I hadn't heard of evangelical higher education. I'm waaaaay more shocked by that than at a silly pregnancy joke your dad might do. I feel quite naive.

It was the BBC article that seemed to be hinting that the photo was offensive. Probably because it was rather coyly not telling the whole story about what an evangelical education looks like. It would have made more sense if they'd given it a flavour of the horrible judgement and nonsensical creationist bollocks and oppression that are no doubt suffered by its student body. Christ knows what else goes on underground there but I bet it's not nice.

 

[petee]

"As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?

• President Trump
• A Socialist Fraud

When I completed the survey, I was directed to a page asking me to donate between $42 and $2,800. "

Trump CHOSE YOU, His Most Patriotic Supporter, To Receive Constant Scammy Texts

The president’s reelection campaign is exploiting a regulatory loophole to bombard voters with pleas for money.

www.huffpost.com

 

[krtek a houby]

"As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?

• President Trump
• A Socialist Fraud

When I completed the survey, I was directed to a page asking me to donate between $42 and $2,800. "

Trump CHOSE YOU, His Most Patriotic Supporter, To Receive Constant Scammy Texts

The president’s reelection campaign is exploiting a regulatory loophole to bombard voters with pleas for money.

www.huffpost.com

Wait, there's a socialist running?

 

[petee]

Wait, there's a socialist running?

oh sure. pick yours.

The 2020 US Presidential Candidates (Presidency 2020)

US Political and Election news from around the nation - by Ron Gunzburger, publisher of the award-winning Politics1.com site

politics1.com

 

[Dogsauce]

"As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?

• President Trump
• A Socialist Fraud

When I completed the survey, I was directed to a page asking me to donate between $42 and $2,800. "

Trump CHOSE YOU, His Most Patriotic Supporter, To Receive Constant Scammy Texts

The president’s reelection campaign is exploiting a regulatory loophole to bombard voters with pleas for money.

www.huffpost.com

Not that stupid a move tactically tbh. Not aimed at Trump’s own supporters, but to try and get Biden to denounce socialism and then increase the gap between him and younger more activist population that is already biting it’s tongue.

If everyone to the left of Trump votes against trump he’s completely sunk, so they need to chisel off some support from Biden’s other flank.

 

[Streathamite]

oh sure. pick yours.

The 2020 US Presidential Candidates (Presidency 2020)

US Political and Election news from around the nation - by Ron Gunzburger, publisher of the award-winning Politics1.com site

politics1.com

bloody swappies get everywhere!
(parochial UK trot in-joke)

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Wow. I hadn't heard of evangelical higher education. I'm waaaaay more shocked by that than at a silly pregnancy joke your dad might do. I feel quite naive.

It was the BBC article that seemed to be hinting that the photo was offensive. Probably because it was rather coyly not telling the whole story about what an evangelical education looks like. It would have made more sense if they'd given it a flavour of the horrible judgement and nonsensical creationist bollocks and oppression that are no doubt suffered by its student body. Christ knows what else goes on underground there but I bet it's not nice.

The most insidious element of Evangelical higher education is that it was created with the idea of "taking back America for Christ." Basically, what they want is to create a "Christian" version of the Taliban in their own image.

 

[petee]

 

[existentialist]

TBF, I think "currently in jail on charges of sex trafficking" is overegging it a bit. Its a good comparison, but loses something in the hyperbole.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[Streathamite]

Wow. I hadn't heard of evangelical higher education. I'm waaaaay more shocked by that than at a silly pregnancy joke your dad might do. I feel quite naive.

It was the BBC article that seemed to be hinting that the photo was offensive. Probably because it was rather coyly not telling the whole story about what an evangelical education looks like. It would have made more sense if they'd given it a flavour of the horrible judgement and nonsensical creationist bollocks and oppression that are no doubt suffered by its student body. Christ knows what else goes on underground there but I bet it's not nice.

Evangelical higher education is absolutely huge in the USA

 

[Dogsauce]

Places like Liberty are very much about grooming people for political office and positions of influence - they do a lot of debating contests and stuff like that, give people the tools to win arguments and defend Christ.

 

[SheilaNaGig]

Wow. I hadn't heard of evangelical higher education. I'm waaaaay more shocked by that than at a silly pregnancy joke your dad might do. I feel quite naive.

It was the BBC article that seemed to be hinting that the photo was offensive. Probably because it was rather coyly not telling the whole story about what an evangelical education looks like. It would have made more sense if they'd given it a flavour of the horrible judgement and nonsensical creationist bollocks and oppression that are no doubt suffered by its student body. Christ knows what else goes on underground there but I bet it's not nice.

Check out Bob Jones University

Bob Jones University - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Bob Jones University Apologizes for Its Racist Past

The Journal of Blacks in Higher Education is dedicated to the conscientious investigation of the status and prospects for African Americans in higher education.

www.jbhe.com

(BJU) I sincerely regret ever attending Bob Jones University

I survived two years. It has been five years since I last stepped foot on this campus. I thank God that I got out before things got worse for me. I highly recommend to anyone looking at this school to read the comments on PCC, as I found that the i

www.studentsreview.com

 

[Streathamite]

Check out Bob Jones University

Bob Jones University - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Bob Jones University Apologizes for Its Racist Past

The Journal of Blacks in Higher Education is dedicated to the conscientious investigation of the status and prospects for African Americans in higher education.

www.jbhe.com

(BJU) I sincerely regret ever attending Bob Jones University

I survived two years. It has been five years since I last stepped foot on this campus. I thank God that I got out before things got worse for me. I highly recommend to anyone looking at this school to read the comments on PCC, as I found that the i

www.studentsreview.com

bottom link won't load. That article sounds interesting, I'd be extremely grateful if you have another link to same
(but please don't put ypourself out on my behalf)

 

[krtek a houby]

Just say no

Police issue warning about Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills

 

[petee]

hahahahahahahaha * gasp * hahahahahahaha

 

[spring-peeper]

I thought his home state is Florida.

 

[Almor]

bottom link won't load. That article sounds interesting, I'd be extremely grateful if you have another link to same
(but please don't put ypourself out on my behalf)

If it was a security warning, removing the 's' from 'https:' worked for me

 

[Streathamite]

bottom link won't load. That article sounds interesting, I'd be extremely grateful if you have another link to same
(but please don't put ypourself out on my behalf)

Now got it to work.
Fucking hell!
That is sheer 1984/Handmaid's tale/Jim Jones Guyana/etc, on steroids.
Beyond horrifying.

 

[Streathamite]

hahahahahahahaha * gasp * hahahahahahaha

he is so delusional