Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Ming]

"In an unhinged, alcohol-fueled interview published Monday, Rudy Giuliani railed against “a--hole” prosecutors in New York, claimed he’s “more of a Jew” than George Soros, spun outrageous conspiracy theories about Ukraine, forgot to zip up his fly and fell into a wall."

that's the daily news's summary. the article is here:

A Conversation With Rudy Giuliani Over Bloody Marys at the Mark Hotel

"As he spoke, he fixed his gaze straight ahead, rarely turning to make eye contact. When his mouth closed, saliva leaked from the corner and crawled down his face through the valley of a wrinkle. He didn’t notice, and it fell onto his sweater."

my god, read the whole thing.

Between Trump and Johnson (and Putin) it feels like the last days of Rome. Someone’s going to marry a horse at some point you mark my words.

 

[two sheds]

there's a place for that horse in the senate

i'm just waiting for boris to start tweeting

 

[Marty1]

Between Trump and Johnson (and Putin) it feels like the last days of Rome. Someone’s going to marry a horse at some point you mark my words.

Or a Turkey?

 

[Ming]

there's a place for that horse in the senate

i'm just waiting for boris to start tweeting

He probably wouldn’t even be faithful to the poor animal with his track record.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[petee]

'murica

"Police said Matthew Bittner, 38, of 11 Pilgrim Lane, and his buddy, Joseph Bogdanyi, 32, of 115 Squantuck Road in Seymour, torched the SUV because Bittner couldn’t live with the idea the vehicle may have been driven by minorities"

Monroe firefighter accused of torching his recovered SUV

 

[petee]

Seeking Awesome Republican Goddess

Hi.

I am looking for a Republican Goddess for marriage. This is my own personal website that I have created to help me find her. No other men are here—just me.

...

As you read through this website, you will notice that I'm an intense, complex man who thinks waaay "outside the box." If my intensity/complexity is too much for you, or if I think too far "outside the box" for you, well then, we are not a match. I seek a woman who is likewise intense and complex (not a mild or simple woman; nor a woman who thinks I wrote way too much here). She too thinks "outside the box." The lady I am looking for will be inspired and excited by this website!

 

[imposs1904]

Seeking Awesome Republican Goddess

Hi.

I am looking for a Republican Goddess for marriage. This is my own personal website that I have created to help me find her. No other men are here—just me.

...

As you read through this website, you will notice that I'm an intense, complex man who thinks waaay "outside the box." If my intensity/complexity is too much for you, or if I think too far "outside the box" for you, well then, we are not a match. I seek a woman who is likewise intense and complex (not a mild or simple woman; nor a woman who thinks I wrote way too much here). She too thinks "outside the box." The lady I am looking for will be inspired and excited by this website!

Begs the question; how did you find this website?

 

[petee]

Begs the question; how did you find this website?

 

[a_chap]

"I seek a woman who is likewise intense and complex (not a mild or simple woman; nor a woman who thinks I wrote way too much here)"

Fixed the for him.

 

[Archimage]

Let us pray the fucker is removed from office! Amen.

 

[Archimage]

 

[Archimage]

Probably a fake. NSFW
The Piss Tape

 

[8ball]

Someone’s going to marry a horse at some point you mark my words.

That sounds pretty tame tbf

 

[8ball]

Probably a fake. NSFW
The Piss Tape

Is it me or does nothing really happen there?

(am a bit tired and pissed)

 

[spring-peeper]

My trump supporter shared this on facebook.

He gave it an angry face.



Comments seem to think that Mickey is an acceptable knick-man for Mike.

 

[petee]

https://www.newsweek.com/white-nationalist-charlotesville-rally-arrested-augustus-sol-invictus-1480017

A former Senate candidate for Florida who headlined the infamous Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia in 2017 and inspired its slogans, has been arrested by police on a number of charges.

The Miami Herald reported that Augustus Sol Invictus, born Austin Gilespie, 36, had been under surveillance since Christmas Day after South Carolina authorities told Florida officials he may be in the area.

He was arrested at a mall in Melbourne, Florida as he left a gym by officers from the Brevard County Sheriff's Office.

He faces charges of "high and aggravated" domestic violence and possession of a firearm during a crime of violence, according to his arrest affidavit. His address was listed as Ocala, Florida and jail records described him as an "out of state fugitive," the Associated Press reported.

"Augustus Sol Invictus"

 

[a_chap]

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[extra dry]

Have the witnessess started yet?

 

[petee]

Racist Pagan Goat-Murdering Lawyer Is in Trouble Again

But not for doing any of that stuff.

loweringthebar.net

Well, the white nationalist who changed his name to “Augustus Sol Invictus,” killed a goat and drank its blood, called for a second U.S. Civil War, and ran for the Senate on a platform of sound monetary policy might also be a violent felon, according to reports like this one in the Miami Herald.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[petee]

 

[two sheds]

She could probably be done for murder in some States

 

[krtek a houby]

Talks about witchcraft and then says "we curse that"... sounds a bit witchy/casting spells, surely

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

She could probably be done for murder in some States

Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant. I don't really keep track, but I think his girlfriend is or was as well. So I have to wonder if that's some kind of dog whistle to that crowd?

Regardless, that's some serious fanatacism reminiscent of a cult.

 

[two sheds]

Well if this is true and how extreme they're getting she shouldn't visit Ohio any time soon:

Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges

Ohio introduces one of the most extreme bills to date for a procedure that does not exist in medical science

www.theguardian.com

 

[Cloo]

Trump's glitching again if you look at the second of these. Shoulder jerks and he suddently can't say 'criminals'. I mean, I know this is not something you're supposed to wish on anyone, but I would so love it if whatever's wrong with his brain were to cause him to piss himself while spewing nonsense in front of the world. If anyone ever deserved hearty public humiliation, it's him, because he would mock it mercilessly in anyone else.

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[krtek a houby]

The wall, it fall

 

[petee]

but her emails!
(more info in the comments)
e2a, this is basically a daily thing now.