Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[fucthest8]

it does sound weird

No, I get it, but lord how fucking dull. How very fucking Trump

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

it does sound weird, but in some places it's a big industry, good weather areas like the south. so i can see having a golf management program. but i cannot see cutting a museum program.

Next to go are the Art History doctoral program, the entire classics department, and the English Lit doctoral program. They're also cutting some of their scientific research programs.

 

[Cloo]

Further Not a Normal or Functional Human behaviour: 'She's got a son': Trump seems to forget he has a son with Melania – video

 

[Poot]

Further Not a Normal or Functional Human behaviour: 'She's got a son': Trump seems to forget he has a son with Melania – video

Baffling. He keeps talking about her as though he was introduced to her five minutes ago. I've noticed this before.

 

[Cloo]

Baffling. He keeps talking about her as though he was introduced to her five minutes ago. I've noticed this before.

Can't remember which wife he's on.

 

[a_chap]

...or whose

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Considering his history of grabbing women and where, perhaps he doesn't recognize them by facial features.

 

[Ming]

Didn't know where to put this. North Carolina Republicans waited till the Democrats blocking a budget vote had gone to a 9-11 memorial before taking the vote so they'd be out the way.

 

[krtek a houby]

And still the "sharpiegate" fiasco continues. Seth Meyers explains the sheer fucking craziness of it here

 

[Yossarian]

 

[spring-peeper]

An inflatable, giant rat with features resembling Donald Trump's greeted lawmakers as the president traveled to Baltimore on Thursday for a speech at an annual congressional Republican retreat.

The rat balloon, which held a cellphone and bore similarities to Trump's hair, was positioned on top of a vehicle with a sticker that said "Fight Fascism, Stop Trump."

Trump's history with Baltimore made headlines earlier this year.

His statements about the city in July rankled many Democrats and Baltimoreans. He also attacked House Oversight Committee chairman Elijah Cummings, whose district includes part of the city. Trump suggested the Baltimore's living conditions were deplorable and characterized the city as a "disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess," where "no human being would want to live."

A giant rat balloon with features resembling Trump greeted Republicans for the president's visit to Baltimore

 

[krtek a houby]

Dear jaysus

 

[tim]

Dear jaysus

The presenter of that show, Stuart Varney sStuart Varney - Wikipedia

seems to be a nasty piece of work. There seem to be a lot of shitty Brits on that right-wing political/media scene.

 

[petee]

i've removed this image, it appears to be shopped.
but considering other things trumpers have had on t-shirts ...

 

[Nylock]

Please say that's some sort of misguided ironic statement on their part...

 

[fishfinger]

I think it's a photoshop job:

 

[agricola]

The presenter of that show, Stuart Varney sStuart Varney - Wikipedia

seems to be a nasty piece of work. There seem to be a lot of shitty Brits on that right-wing political/media scene.

There are, and of course they all earn their living from telling their new country how much better they are than the one they left (which they only left because it was being taken over / they betrayed the greatest generation who fought WW2 etc etc etc, rather than for the money).

 

[petee]

https://splinternews.com/please-stop-sending-this-man-dick-pics-1838264159



apparently real, this one

 

[a_chap]

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump Said This Wall Can’t Be Climbed. Professional Climbers Say He’s Full of Sh*t

“We have, I guess you could say, world-class mountain climbers. We got climbers,” Trump said beside a newly finished section of the barrier in Otay Mesa, California, which tops heights of 30 feet. “We had 20 mountain climbers. That’s all they do—they love to climb mountains. They can have it. Me, I don’t want to climb mountains. But they’re very good, and some of them were champions. And we gave them different prototypes of walls, and this was the one that was hardest to climb.”

The climber test, Trump boasted, is proof that “this wall can’t be climbed.”

The problem? The country’s top climbers have no idea what the hell Trump is talking about.

“I have never heard of any climbers ever being recruited to try and climb a border wall,” said Jesse Grupper, who won the gold medal in the men’s sport lead category of this year’s USA Climbing Sport & Speed Open National Championships.

“I absolutely have not heard of anyone testing sections of border wall,” said Kyra Condie, who currently ranks second among the nation’s women boulderers and is considered a serious contender for the U.S. team when the sport makes its Olympic debut in Tokyo next year. “It would even be hard to find any of us willing to do anything to help Trump and his efforts in any way.”

“Definitely no well-recognized U.S. climbers have taken part in something like that,” said Ross Fulkerson, a seven-time member of the U.S. national team who is currently ranked third in the country. “I haven’t heard of any climbers ever helping out with testing.

“We live in strange times,” said Marc Norman, CEO of USA Climbing, the sport’s national governing body. “I am not aware of any of our athletes being contracted to do such work. Ironically, I have heard rumors of climbers being contracted by zoos to test animal enclosures, but that is about all.”

“I have absolutely never heard of such a test as Trump seems to be talking about,” said Arlin Weinberger with the Alpine Club. “I also think it might be difficult to find mountain-climbing types willing to test the detestable border wall.”

 

[krtek a houby]

A few days old but real

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[petee]

 

[petee]

 

[Yossarian]

This is more ridiculous than ridicule, though I did at first think it must have been a parody account.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Trust the Onion:

https://politics.theonion.com/please-guide-me-in-my-darkest-hour-lord-prays-trump-1838748381

 

[Cloo]

The latest is that they're getting at 20- something marine to testify he was left BROKEN by a sadomasochistic relationship with Elizabeth Warren

Jacob Wohl mocked after claiming Elizabeth Warren had affair with 24-year-old marine

She appears to be quite rightly finding this fucking hilarious

 

[ruffneck23]