Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[spring-peeper]

I'm confused - is this a plea to stop or to start dumping on the properties????

 

[petee]

I'm confused - is this a plea to stop or to start dumping on the properties????

 

[existentialist]

I'm confused - is this a plea to stop or to start dumping on the properties????

Yes

 

[CRI]

This is what Barr was brought in to do, but I suspect he's headed for the pound now!

 

[CRI]

 

[CRI]

 

[Ming]

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Well if you insist on blowing elephants...

 

[spring-peeper]

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That really is a nice picture.

 

[CRI]

That really is a nice picture.

Here, "enjoy" some more of the "artist's" output!

 

[spring-peeper]

Here, "enjoy" some more of the "artist's" output!

Wish I could paint (create) pictures like that.

My art class is demonstrating just how useless I am

 

[Libertad]

That gate is braced the wrong way, it'll drop on the hinge and will be difficult to open or shut after a while.

 

[existentialist]

That gate is braced the wrong way, it'll drop on the hinge and will be difficult to open or shut after a while.

I expect it's symbolic of some kind of left-wing conspiracy, or similar bullshit arsewipe.

Those pictures are really...special. To be honest, I think spring-peeper could daub acrylic onto the bottom of a cardboard box with her nose and still produce something with more genuine meaning and integrity than this collection of snide.

 

[Libertad]

I expect it's symbolic of some kind of left-wing conspiracy, or similar bullshit arsewipe.

I think not, it shows a fundamental ignorance of the physical world and as such is poorly realised.

 

[existentialist]

I think not, it shows a fundamental ignorance of the physical world and as such is poorly realised.

Well, yeah, that too

 

[Dogsauce]

I think not, it shows a fundamental ignorance of the physical world and as such is poorly realised.

Nah, gravity is a hoax perpetuated by Soros-funded fake scientists to undermine American power.

 

[CRI]

Now, I thought the gate thing was an allusion to the "wall" with Mexico - he's locking the gate to protect Americans from evil, nasty foreigners of course and not locking them in like sheep herded into their pen, no of course not.

 

[CRI]

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[Idris2002]

Have we had this one yet?

 

[Ming]

Here, "enjoy" some more of the "artist's" output!

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That Mueller one. He’s a draft dodging coward who avoided service by faking a medical condition. Mueller spent a year recovering from a knee injury before volunteering and getting a Bronze Star for heroism. That ‘artist’ needs to check his head.

 

[Ming]

Not that the rest of the paintings are any better.

 

[existentialist]

Not that the rest of the paintings are any better.

Well, let's face it - they had to be paintings, because it's bloody hard to fake up that level of fantasy from a photograph

 

[Yossarian]

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I'm not entirely sure what's going on in that picture, but it looks Trump and Pence are looking in the opposite direction from where the boat is going, and somebody is about to shoot Sarah Sanders.

 

[CRI]

This is better!

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Not that the rest of the paintings are any better.

Pictures like that remind me of art that's produced in every dictatorship in the world. That "realist-style" glory to the supreme leader and portrayals as one of the workers, and a general "onwards and upwards" theme is the very epitome of this type of art.

You could slap Trumps face on this and it wouldn't look out of place, except that the artist had some sense of lighting, design, and color.

 

[Archimage]

 

[Don Troooomp]

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“If anything, you read this and you’re like ‘wow, it’s pretty impressive, all the things that he’s done in his life, It’s beyond what most of us could ever achieve.”

WOW! Trump must have done something amazing - Ner, that's the Fox quote about the stupid idiot losing a billion bucks.
Seriously - Do Fox watching nutters actually believe that shit?

 

[Yossarian]

Pictures like that remind me of art that's produced in every dictatorship in the world. That "realist-style" glory to the supreme leader and portrayals as one of the workers, and a general "onwards and upwards" theme is the very epitome of this type of art.

You could slap Trumps face on this and it wouldn't look out of place, except that the artist had some sense of lighting, design, and color.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[CRI]

Christ, is he touching up those muppets?

 

[Yossarian]

Christ, is he touching up those muppets?

"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."