Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[spring-peeper]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

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[cupid_stunt]

Trump at a rally: So, I called up my wife and said, who can draw a crowd like me? Nobody can get close, I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar, I don't have a guitar.

However...

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Trump's tinie, tiny floppy little crowd, aw.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Rompipalle]

Trump at a rally: So, I called up my wife and said, who can draw a crowd like me? Nobody can get close, I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar, I don't have a guitar.

However...

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Empty skull.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[two sheds]

Shame, I think it suits her

(and I checked and there are reports of her doing it at the time )

 

[Chilli.s]

An influencer eh... not quite the influence she anticipated

 

[breadandcircuse]

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Shame, I think it suits her

(and I checked and there are reports of her doing it at the time )

Moron. I have no sympathy at all. Fuck around and find out.

 

[Ax^]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[teqniq]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

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[Yuwipi Woman]

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I've met a couple of people who claim to speak in tongues. I have yet to believe anyone who makes this claim. It's just self-aggrandizing nonsense that Jesus probably wouldn't have cared much for, assuming he actually existed.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Is there a volume discount for buying 30 pieces?

 

[gosub]

Is there a volume discount for buying 30 pieces?

You are referencing what is quite a thick book..you reckon Mr Trump will have read that far?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

You are referencing what is quite a thick book..you reckon Mr Trump will have read that far?

Nope. Not he, or his followers.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

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It probably includes some of his speeches with his words typeset in red.*

* For a while he was signing copies with a red sharpie.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I wish it was!

 

[petee]

Mad Libs headline

‘Black Nazi’ Mark Robinson Denies Hiring MAGA Troll Fraudster as Campaign Manager

MAGA fraudster Jack Burkman's last claim—made in July—was that Joe Biden, who is alive, had “24 hours to live.”

www.thedailybeast.com

‘Black Nazi’ Mark Robinson Denies Hiring MAGA Troll Fraudster as Campaign Manager​

 

[two sheds]

I like that Robinson denied it was him made all those comments but

The comments, which Robinson denies making, predate his entry into politics and current stint as North Carolina’s lieutenant governor. They were made under a username that CNN was able to identify as Robinson by matching a litany of biographical details and a shared email address between the two.

Many of Robinson’s comments were gratuitously sexual and lewd in nature. They were made between 2008 and 2012 on “Nude Africa,” a pornographic website that includes a message board. The comments were made under the username minisoldr, a moniker Robinson used frequently online.

Robinson listed his full name on his profile for Nude Africa, as well as an email address he used on numerous websites across the internet for decades.

CNN is reporting only a small portion of Robinson’s comments on the website given their graphic nature.

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[krtek a houby]

I've met a couple of people who claim to speak in tongues. I have yet to believe anyone who makes this claim. It's just self-aggrandizing nonsense that Jesus probably wouldn't have cared much for, assuming he actually existed.

Imagine an interventionist or vengeful deity, who sends back Joshua to call out Trump and all the other grifters.

That would be interesting to watch it play out.

Would mess up a lot of belief systems, though...

 

[petee]

i can't imagine why ...

Robinson rejected offers of tech help to investigate posts on porn site, sources say

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's alleged rejection of the offers sowed doubt among some staff members, people familiar with the matter tell WRAL. His response in the wake of the report likely played a role in the exodus of members of his gubernatorial campaign staff, they said.

www.wral.com

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[cupid_stunt]

i can't imagine why ...

Robinson rejected offers of tech help to investigate posts on porn site, sources say

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson's alleged rejection of the offers sowed doubt among some staff members, people familiar with the matter tell WRAL. His response in the wake of the report likely played a role in the exodus of members of his gubernatorial campaign staff, they said.

www.wral.com

Robinson’s alleged rejection of the offers sowed doubt among some staff members, the people said. His response in the wake of the report likely played a role in the exodus of some staff members, they said. At least eight campaign staff members quit the campaign on Sunday, including Robinson's campaign manager and finance director. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity because they feared professional retribution.

On Monday, the Republican Governors Association — which had scheduled to run pro-Robinson ads in North Carolina through Tuesday — said that “no further [ad] placements have been made” beyond that date. “RGA remains committed to electing Republican Governors all across the country,” said Courtney Alexander, a spokesperson for the association.

The statement came less than 24 hours after Lonergan said in a news release that Robinson's campaign manager and deputy campaign manager, Chris Rodriguez and Jason Rizk, had stepped down from those roles.

Heather Whillier, a prominent GOP fundraiser who was Robinson's finance director, and Conrad Pogorzelski, the campaign's senior advisor who was also a key part of Robinson's history-making 2020 campaign, also resigned.