Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Ax^]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[petee]

the narcissism at the core of rightwingism.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

the narcissism at the core of rightwingism.

What's disrespectful is playing pocket pool with a date at a public event.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Someone should give that dog a posthumous award for valor. It selflessly died so that Christie Noam would never be vice-president.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
MYEYEBAAAALLLLSSS!
THEEEEYFUKINGBURN!
Ohh my eyeballs burn.

 

[teqniq]

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Come on - lace-ups?!

 

[teqniq]

Lol she just can't bring herself to admit she made that bit up:

 

[two sheds]

"so that's a 'no' then"

she could also have added "where's Cricket? "

 

[spring-peeper]

Lincoln Project dumps on Donald Trump ‘diaper’ in new ad

Luckily, the spot isn't scratch-and-sniff.

floridapolitics.com

Do you smell what the Lincoln Project is cooking?

A new spot takes aim at what’s supposedly inside Donald Trump’s pants.

“We know Donald ‘Von ShitzInPants’ Trump will hate that this commercial is going to be seen by all his top donors this weekend as they do Apprentice-style tryouts with potential Vice Presidential picks,” said Rick Wilson, Lincoln Project co-founder. “He’s farting and falling asleep in the courtroom because he’s lost control of his faculties. When his donors see this ad, they will see him for what he is: weak and feeble.”

Thankfully, the ad lacks a scratch-and-sniff component as it explores the prospect of the former President sitting in a New York courtroom and pooping his pants, benefiting from “Trump diapers.”

Those are described in the ad as the “elite adults’ incontinence product for owning libs on the go when you’ve got to go,” and in an accompanying Lincoln Project email as the perfect accessory when one must “spend hours in a freezing courtroom when the judge won’t let you use the restroom every time they scare the shit out of you.”

As The Hill reported, the Lincoln Project’s “Limburger” from 2023 included images of “notoriously foul-smelling scenes, including garbage dumps, animal feces, dirty diapers and moldy cheese” and featured comedian Kathy Griffin saying Trump smelled like “body odor” tinged with “scented make-up.”

The spot will run in West Palm Beach on NBC during the Kentucky Derby coverage this weekend, as well as on Fox News Sunday morning and digitally at Mar-a-Lago.

 

[two sheds]

"Spotted in Downtown Dallas this morning"

 

[petee]

 

[moochedit]

Stormy Daniels giving evidence right now...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-68955286

 

[bluescreen]

Stolen from Xitter

 

[two sheds]

Why do Americans all seem to have deformed feet? that's some inbreeding

 

[chandlerp]

Not sure what the issue is with that picture, they're perfectly normal for Alabama.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[krtek a houby]

Trump starting to take on the Shai Hulud form

 

[bluescreen]

^^ "Girthy" lol

Tortoise Media's Daily Sensemaker email assesses Stormy Daniels's evidence. Basically, irrelevant to the charges, but could have a bearing on the election. Stand out points here:

1. Daniels met Trump in July 2006 at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, where the porn company she worked for, Wicked Pictures, sponsored a hole.

3. When Daniels arrived at Trump’s hotel suite he was wearing “silk or satin” pyjamas.
[Not mentioned in court – Trumpstore.com sells “velvety soft poly blend silk with detailed white trim and Trump embroidery” pyjamas for $175. They are 96 per cent polyester.]

15. Trump described Daniels in a tweet as “horseface”.
16. Daniels described Trump in a tweet as an “orange turd”.

Trump’s legal team [...] asked the judge to declare a mistrial, saying Daniels’ evidence would prejudice the jury. The judge disagreed but conceded there were “things that would have been better left unsaid”.

 

[two sheds]

Trump has expert lawyers again - judge also said they should have objected at the time

 

[Chilli.s]

Any mention of mushrooms?

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[petee]

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[Cloo]

Allegedly MAGA types are sharing this as a meme



Strangely apt as the film is about a man who is baffled, lost and pathetic, yet dangerous

 

[Nylock]

...maybe those maga types ought to bear in mind how that film ended...

 

[Ax^]

hmm they should also remember that trump would not rampage across a city to see he kids

he barely walk down a flight of stairs to see them

 

[Cloo]

This is total WTAF, even by Trump standards.

“Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen ‘The Silence of the Lambs’?” Trump asked the audience. “The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.”

In his latest flub, Trump touts ‘the late, great Hannibal Lecter’

As Donald Trump remarks on “the late, great Hannibal Lecter,” perhaps the former president ought to just give up on pop culture references altogether.

www.msnbc.com

 

[moochedit]

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Well it's about time