Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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[petee]

logic

 

[Ax^]

if I did twitter I'd respond with

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause it's bugger all down here on Earth"

 

[Storm Fox]

The Earth Spins at roughly 1000 miles an hour.
We have no idea we are moving.
That's speed is at the equator. Well, that goes without saying.
And the Sun. Apart from the speed stated is at the equator and the Sun is moving across the sky.
We have no idea we are moving.
And the Moon
Apart from the speed stated is at the equator and the Sun and Moon moving across the sky We have no idea we are moving.
And the Stars
Well apart from those things. We have no idea we are moving.

Because of that don't ever tell me that pineapple on pizza is wrong.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

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He's a bit iffy himself he starts off randomly talking about bidets at the end

 

[Ax^]

bidets are weird we rent a house with one for 5 years

and we always looked at it with suspicion

if i ever do a youtube video its going to be sponsored by the 3 sea shells

 

[DaveCinzano]

bidets are weird we rent a house with one for 5 years

and we always looked at it with suspicion

I run hot and cold on them

 

[Ax^]

i used to be an adventurer like you until i took a jet of hot water in the sphincter

 

[DaveCinzano]

i used to be an adventurer like you until i took a jet of hot water in the sphincter

 

[krtek a houby]

bidets are weird we rent a house with one for 5 years

and we always looked at it with suspicion

if i ever do a youtube video its going to be sponsored by the 3 sea shells

Washlets are the best. Especially if suffering from IBS.

 

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It's catching Packed with goodies this article,

Top Trump allies facing charges lose lawyers after failing to pay legal bills

Steve Bannon, Rudy Giuliani and Mike Lindell who pushed various false claims about 2020 election face six- and seven-figure bills

www.theguardian.com

Highlights:

A trio of top Donald Trump allies who have racked up huge legal expenses to defend themselves from either criminal charges, convictions or defamation lawsuits have lost key lawyers for failing to pay six- and seven-figure bills in a sign of the huge legal problems they face.

The hefty legal bills of ex-Trump advisor Steve Bannon, former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, underscore the scale of the criminal and civil charges that ensnare them.

Bannon also faces a trial next May in New York related to state fraud, conspiracy and money laundering charges that he bilked donors in a Mexican wall project, dubbed “We Build the Wall.”
...
Further, Lindell is fighting $2bn defamation lawsuits by electronic voting machine firms he has claimed helped rig the 2020 against Trump, which have cost him millions of dollars in legal fees owed to a Minneapolis law firm.

And as an encore:

But a legal source familiar with Giuliani’s seven-figure debt faults Trump not Giuliani for the unpaid bill, claiming that Trump at a meeting with Costello and Giuliani earlier this year in Florida said he would “take care of” Giuliani’s legal

a) believing Trump again
b) "take care of" doesn't actually promise to pay them

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[krtek a houby]

The new bogeyman of the far right. Beyond ridiculous.

 

[prunus]

Are they here in the room just now?

 

[krtek a houby]

Are they here in the room just now?

He sure is one unpleasant ex army far right comspiracy toting Fox bigot. Just had a peak at the wiki entry. Ugh.

 

[petee]

The new bogeyman of the far right. Beyond ridiculous.

but it's not new, "[your favorite terrorist organization] is crossing our borders left wide open by democrats" has been around a good few years.

https://www.jstor.org/stable/26159208

 

[Ax^]

 

[spring-peeper]

Never used this word before on this site (I think) , and I never use it in real life.

CUNT!!!

 

[Ax^]

hopefully not to me

but could not agree more amazing how much the free speech and anti woke crowd

turn so easily when its not something the want to be said

 

[spring-peeper]

hopefully not to me

but could not agree more amazing how much the free speech and anti woke crowd

turn so easily when its not something the want to be said

not at you - never at you

re-posted it in the israel thread

 

[Ax^]

not at you - never at you

re-posted it in the israel thread

prewarn you spring that thread is a bit of a bear pit..

not bringing out the best of every poster at times..

 

[spring-peeper]

prewarn you spring that thread is a bit of a bear pit..

not bringing out the best of every poster at times..

Thanks for caring about me You are very kind.

I've been following it from the beginning, and even made a post or two.

I definitely agree that the thread can be toxic in places, but I've seen more vicious threads on here.

 

[petee]

this old trick

The House voted Wednesday on a resolution introduced by Greene that would censure Tlaib over her response to the Israel-Hamas war. In remarks on the House floor last week, Greene said the measure censured the Michigan Democrat for "antisemitic activity, sympathizing with terrorist organizations and leading an insurrection at the United States Capitol Complex." Greene has referred to an October 18 rally at the Capitol calling for a ceasefire as an insurrection.

MSN

 

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Experts: NY AG "set up" Don Jr. — now he could be criminally charged

NY AG chose not to charge the case criminally but "that could change based on" Don Jr.'s testimony, analyst says.

www.salon.com

"Donald Trump Jr. would have had the option of taking the Fifth Amendment," he said. "This is a civil case, but he still could say, I refuse to testify because my testimony could be used against me. He's decided not to do that, and so now as a result, everything that he's testifying to is fair game for prosecutors to consider. Prosecutors have looked at this case. They have chosen not to charge it as a criminal case thus far, but that could change based on Donald Trump Jr.'s testimony, so there's an inherent risk in taking the stand here."

Former federal prosecutor Kristy Greenberg told MSNBC that the Trumps’ “M.O.” appears to be to “just point the finger at somebody else, whether it’s the CFO, whether it’s the accountant, whether it’s the lawyer, anybody that doesn’t have the last name Trump.” But Trump Jr. ultimately “signed these statements of financial condition and said that they were accurate.”

While Trump is saying "Leave my children alone!" . Awww like his kids are 6 years old. And like Biden could say "Leave my childrens' laptops alone"

 

[Yossarian]

While Trump is saying "Leave my children alone!"

"Leave my children alone, they have nothing to do with this apart from being co-defendants and executive vice presidents at the Trump Organization!"

 

[Ax^]

 

[Orang Utan]

Is it wrong or something?

 

[Ax^]

ok kari lake is the former governor of Arizona that after being defeated did a trump ..

the democrats stole the election from me after all my gerrymandering


the diamondbacks lost in a baseball series yesterday

so they won and so did she ...


explaining jokes i never as funny as making them






Edit.. thanks Phil