Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Storm Fox]

Wouldn't they be declaring spacial law

No Martial Law as their secret base is on Mars. Musk looking like an idiot is all part of the plan. He is actually well on the way to getting 1,000,000 people to Mars by 2050.

Shakes Fist at two sheds

 

[DaveCinzano]

I guess Palitoy are going to be busy with their reissues

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I've got an issue with his rant about Joe invading Ukraine.

Any idea where he got this idea from?

I believe he followed the great American tradition of pulling it out of his ass.

 

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[petee]

tbh i was worried, but he lost votes the second round still, there are more votes coming.

gym (as we call him) is an unrepentant cnt.

and, hakeem jeffries ought to be speaker the MSM trope over here is that the democrats are always in disarray, but the republicans are always disciplined. i guess they'll have to retire that one.

 

[Yossarian]

Nice work from a photographer at the New York trial today, Trump's finally behind bars where he belongs

 

[Ax^]

tbh i was worried, but he lost votes the second round still, there are more votes coming.

gym (as we call him) is an unrepentant cnt.

and, hakeem jeffries ought to be speaker the MSM trope over here is that the democrats are always in disarray, but the republicans are always disciplined. i guess they'll have to retire that one.

had to stop myself posting on this thread during the week as you already done it on bandwidthz

 

[petee]

they sound nice.
c.w.

 

[PTK]

they sound nice.
c.w.

Blimey.

 

[Rob Ray]

Jim Jordan's off the ticket for Speaker, his vote collapsed to a 122-86 margin apparently.

Jim Jordan says he’s ‘going back to work’ after losing secret ballot for House speaker candidacy – as it happened

Jordan says ‘it’s time to unite’ after losing multiple elections this week; secret ballot vote to remove him as speaker candidate comes after third loss

www.theguardian.com

 

[Nylock]

I guess the trumpy strong-arm tactics aren't a sure-fire vote winner after all. Who knew?!

 

[Ax^]

but this is all the dems fault for not backing the republican house speaker

 

[Nylock]

Apparently so. I wonder where it says in the democratic party's constitution that it's their responsibility to elect Republican speakers ...

 

[Rob Ray]

"How dare you not save us from ourselves" is an er ... Interesting position for people of a Republican political philosophy (or what remains of it) to take given its long-held views on personal responsibility.

 

[two sheds]

Why haven't the Dems put forward a candidate for Speaker? Or have they? Surely at least a couple of Republicans would be humane enough to vote for someone who's not a real headbanger.

ah

 

[two sheds]

but this is all the dems fault for not backing the republican house speaker

I wish I'd posted it but there was a Republican on a non-Fox News clip that said exactly that. The interviewer - not being from Fox News - pointed out that the Republicans have the majority.

 

[Nylock]

Why haven't the Dems put forward a candidate for Speaker? Or have they? Surely at least a couple of Republicans would be humane enough to vote for someone who's not a real headbanger.

ah

They have: hakiem jefferies. However, the only thing that unites the majority party right now is their opposition to a democrat speaker of the house....

 

[two sheds]

From reddit:

The last week of my dad's life, he told us he couldn't see our text messages. Turns out his phone was spamming him tons of texts like this​

 

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[petee]

ladies and gentlemen, the next speaker of the house of Representatives

"The GOP nominee for Speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson (M-LA), showed off his MAGA logic skills when he said it was important to overturn Roe v. Wade because the United States is in desperate need for its womenfolk to bear children who will grow up to be "able-bodied workers" and make the economy healthy"

Speaker nominee Mike Johnson's MAGA Logic: "Roe v. Wade toppled over the economy" | Boing Boing

The GOP nominee for Speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson (M-LA), showed off his MAGA logic skills when he said it was important to overturn Roe v. Wade because the United States is in desperate …

boingboing.net

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

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[two sheds]

Judge rejects Ivanka Trump’s argument against testifying at father’s fraud trial

Lawyers for former president’s daughter had claimed New York attorney general’s office had no jurisdiction over her

www.theguardian.com

Trump isn't happy apparently

 

[krtek a houby]

they sound nice.
c.w.

Barely concealed violent and misogynistic intent. Pretending it's not.