Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[petee]

apparently it was a banner week for sanctimonious rightwingers.

in colorado,

meanwhile, in south dakota ...





so, if you're keeping score,

i wager the MAGAs will find all this funny, the only issue being that they're a little too straight, iyswim, the women being hotsies as they're supposed to, and the men taking their opportunities as they're supposed to., so it's all good.

 

[two sheds]

Back to the Future

Trump makes ‘World War II’ gaffe as prosecutors seek gag order - latest news

Follow the latest updates from the former president’s 2024 campaign and ongoing legal woes

www.the-independent.com

Donald Trump made a series of gaffes during remarks at two events in Washington, DC on Friday night, saying President Joe Biden would lead the US into the Second World War, appearing to confuse whom he was running against in 2024 and in the past, and reiterating a bizarre claim that you need ID to buy bread.

Earlier, the former president attacked “deranged” Jack Smith just hours after the office of the special counsel requested that a narrow gag order be handed down in the January 6 election subversion case.

The prosecutors said in a filing on Friday evening that Mr Trump has “repeatedly and widely disseminated public statements attacking the citizens of the District of Columbia, the Court, prosecutors, and prospective witnesses”.

Meanwhile, X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, handed over 32 direct messages from Donald Trump’s account with the social media platform to special counsel Jack Smith as part of his election subversion probe, according to a new court filing.

 

[DaveCinzano]

j. f. christ, so to speak

'Sound of Freedom' star Jim Caviezel compares Donald Trump to King David

The actor described how he thought Trump was "a pretty great guy" whose life aligned with King David's story.

www.newsweek.com

Meanwhile

Sources familiar with the situation said that the self-styled anti-slavery activist, who appears to be preparing for a Senate run, invited women to act as his “wife” on undercover overseas missions ostensibly aimed at rescuing victims of sex trafficking. He would then allegedly coerce those women into sharing a bed or showering together, claiming that it was necessary to fool traffickers. Ballard, who was played by Jim Caviezel in the hit film Sound of Freedom, is said to have sent at least one woman a photo of himself in his underwear, festooned with fake tattoos, and to have asked another “how far she was willing to go,” in the words of a source, to save children. These sources requested anonymity because they fear retaliation.

Tim Ballard’s Departure From Operation Underground Railroad Followed Sexual Misconduct Investigation

“O.U.R. is dedicated to combatting sexual abuse, and does not tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination by anyone in its organization,” the organization tells VICE News.

www.vice.com

 

[PR1Berske]

Who hasn't left constitutionally important documents underneath a baby changing table?

 

[chandlerp]

Gaetz had been in there changing his girlfriend

 

[DaveCinzano]

Meanwhile

Tim Ballard’s Departure From Operation Underground Railroad Followed Sexual Misconduct Investigation

“O.U.R. is dedicated to combatting sexual abuse, and does not tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination by anyone in its organization,” the organization tells VICE News.

www.vice.com

Transition

‘Sound of Freedom’ Producer Felt the Naked Breasts of Apparently Underage Trafficking Victim

Files from a joint local and federal criminal investigation released to VICE News describe video evidence of the incident, which took place in Mexico on an Operation Underground Railroad mission.

www.vice.com

 

[chandlerp]

I think someone's been hacked.

 

[chandlerp]

Eric too:

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Odds they both had 'MAGA2024' as their password?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA gets a "warm" welcome at college campus:

 

[Ax^]

btw edited

 

[chandlerp]

What does that last sentence even mean?

 

[two sheds]

Is that still one of the hackers?

 

[Ax^]

Is that still one of the hackers?

aye why i've edit my first post as just looked up the history of the meme behind it

 

[Ax^]

 

[petee]

 

[agricola]

Posting this here as Menendez will no doubt appear at a Trump speech reasonably soon, complaining about the partisan DoJ:

 

[Yossarian]

Posting this here as Menendez will no doubt appear at a Trump speech reasonably soon, complaining about the partisan DoJ:

"I was framed by the DoJ so they could say 'Look, we're prosecuting Democrats too'"

 

[agricola]

"I was framed by the DoJ so they could say 'Look, we're prosecuting Democrats too'"

he's already some of the way there:

 

[Yossarian]

"Those behind this campaign simply cannot accept that a first-generation Latino American from humble beginnings could rise to be a U.S. Senator and serve with honor and distinction and have gold bars and $480,000 in cash hidden in his home for perfectly legitimate reasons"

 

[two sheds]

 

[8ball]

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Is he wearing shorts on top of his trousers?

 

[quiet guy]

I'm sure that could be photoshopped for him sitting on the loo

 

[quiet guy]

Is he wearing shorts on top of his trousers?

Now you've pointed that out what the hell is wrong with the different sizes for both legs

 

[two sheds]

His legs have got turnups

 

[8ball]

Now you've pointed that out what the hell is wrong with the different sizes for both legs

Not only that, but it doesn’t look even a little bit like Joe Biden.

 

[8ball]

His legs have got turnups

The “shorts on top of trousers” explanation seemed more plausible to me, but maybe that’s it.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Is he wearing shorts on top of his trousers?

That was literally my thought - flesh-toned trews

 

[krtek a houby]

Who's this Nick Adams who describes himself as an "Alpha Male"?

 

[Ax^]

alpha male energy

you would believe he is Satire but just someone lost in their own self belief

he mommy told him he was handsome once to often