Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Yossarian]

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

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"I don't want to pay Giuliani anything but please come to this event and pay up so he won't flip on me."

Funniest part will be when Trump decides he's going to keep the money

Trump National Golf Club is a funny name for a garden centre.

 

[chandlerp]

$100,000. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fucking hell.

 

[Dom Traynor]

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Flying the flag for Malaysia there

 

[ohmyliver]

I'd lay money on 'Trump National Golf Club' being the name of an indie/alt-dance band in about 10 years time.

 

[Dogsauce]

I always like the fact that it’s in Bedminster, which is also the name of what was quite a run down and mocked area of Bristol (though bits of it are gentrified now). Always imagine the prestigious Trump National Golf Club is tucked away somewhere between Cash Converters and Poundland.

 

[teqniq]

screenshot:

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Trump mugshot released after surrendering in Fulton county

The former president, who has been indicted four times this year, had so far managed to avoid a booking photo.

It’s here. A much-anticipated mugshot of Donald Trump is on display after Georgia authorities denied his request to be excused from picture day.

And, he's not looking like a happy bunny!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

And, he's not looking like a happy bunny!

He looks like he's just farted and realised he's followed through.

 

[Serge Forward]

It's his "mean muthafucka gangsta" look. The twat.

 

[chandlerp]

The face you make when you use your one phone call to call your lawyer and the phone rings in the cell next to you.

 

[Ax^]

hmm half of the other mug shots are people smiling and appear happy.

ponder who flipped on you Donnie

 

[Calamity1971]

Newsreader likened trumps mugshot to zoolander

 

[Yossarian]

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They've updated it with the ringleader

 

[spitfire]

ALT: Trump face made of salmon and trout because he is orange.

 

[Ax^]

Newsreader likened trumps mugshot to zoolander

are they just call the look orange steal

 

[petee]

Mr silberman sounds fed up.

 

[hash tag]

And, he's not looking like a happy bunny!

I can't help thinking that would make a screensaver for someone.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[bcuster]

Some MAGA fans think a pro-Trump rally outside the Atlanta jail is an FBI setup

Some supporters of former President Donald Trump are worried that a rally outside the Fulton County Jail ahead of his surrender in Georgia is an FBI setup.

www.yahoo.com

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[krtek a houby]

Where is that? They're not fans, presumably?

 

[Yossarian]

Where is that? They're not fans, presumably?

I think the screen was showing a World Cup goal in the original version of that video

 

[LDC]

Yeah, it's fake ffs.

 

[Cloo]

Hardly any of his 'fans' turned up to support him in Atlanta because a rumour started it was an FBI set up. Some MAGA fans think a pro-Trump rally outside the Atlanta jail is an FBI setup

So all anyone has to do in future is start a runour any rallies are FBI set ups ... in fact you won't need to as the paranoid eedjits will do it themselves.

 

[krtek a houby]

Yeah, it's fake ffs.

Hard to tell these days

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[two sheds]

Kyle Rittenhouse says he is being "sued again" for "defending my life"

Rittenhouse was found not guilty of the murders of two men during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin, in August 2020.

www.newsweek.com

Right wing publications heavy on the "shot people in self defense" side

"These lawsuits are making it harder and harder for me to move on with my life," Rittenhouse told Texas Scorecard. "It is extremely difficult to go outside without fear of being harassed or assaulted because of the lies spread in these lawsuits. No one should have to continue to defend the fact that they acted in self-defense."

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The complaint claims police "deputized" 10 armed individuals and "ratified their actions by letting them patrol the streets, armed with deadly weapons, to mete out justice as they saw fit."

It claims the actions of officials led directly to Rittenhouse shooting Rosenbaum and his death, along with the death of Huber and the injury of another victim, Gaige Grosskreutz.

Multiple officers are named in the complaint, including former sheriff of Kenosha County David Beth, former Kenosha Chief of Police Daniel Miskinis, and a number of unknown "John Doe" officers.