Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[teqniq]

I've just noticed this reply:

 

[Dogsauce]

Clearly a pisstake though isn’t it? Loads of people do that pretending to be a thicko Trumpist on Twitter thing with contrived spelling mistakes. Plus ‘Baby Jesus’ should have been a giveaway.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

This is very interesting What Parler Saw During the Attack on the Capitol

 

[MrSki]

 

[DaveCinzano]

A veritable cornucopia of selfpwnage - videos taken inside, outside and near to the Capitol and posted on Parler, arranged chronologically:

What Parler Saw During the Attack on the Capitol

ProPublica sifted through thousands of videos taken by Parler users to create an immersive, first-person view of the Capitol riot as experienced by those who were there.

projects.propublica.org

 

[Ax^]

Bumble removes politics filter following tweets encouraging people to use feature to identify Capitol rioters

Dating app says filter was only removed in the US

www.independent.co.uk

 

[spring-peeper]

The 'Trump Baby' blimp that dogged the President for years will live on in a museum

A giant blimp depicting Donald Trump as a diaper-clad baby, which followed the outgoing US President on his visits to London and symbolized international opposition to his administration, has secured its place in history after being acquired by a British museum.

www.cnn.com

A giant blimp depicting Donald Trump as a diaper-clad baby, which followed the outgoing US President on his visits to London and symbolized international opposition to his administration, has secured its place in history after being acquired by a British museum.

The 20-foot-tall "Trump Baby" blimp was created ahead of the President's first visit to the UK, when hundreds of thousands of Britons poured onto the country's streets to protest his presence in the country.

The balloon has followed Trump on several of his international trips. Credit: Getty Images

It will now be displayed in the Museum of London alongside other remnants of public protests in the British capital, the institution announced on the eve of Trump's departure from the Oval Office.

 

[petee]

"They were mixed in with the Trump supporters. ... They're antifa, dressed in MAGA clothes," the mom said in the video.

"Tell me that again. What is wrong with that sentence?" the child questioned.

Kid puts mom on blast for believing 'antifa attacked the Capitol,' not Trump supporters

The kid's mom came into their room to talk about how antifa attacked the Capitol. The kid recorded their exchange.

www.dailydot.com

 

[David Clapson]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader? I'm torn between the guy who tased himself in the balls until he died, and the gal who stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.

 

[gentlegreen]

Her best yet.
Fingers in ears ...

 

[Raheem]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader? I'm torn between the guy who tased himself in the balls until he died, and the gal who stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.

There should be a range of those action figures that are bought by adults and kept in the box.

Come to think of it, there will be, won't there?

 

[David Clapson]

I suppose they'll be heroes of the Revolution. America's own political prisoners. The patriots will be trying to bust them out. Every trial will need to be secured by the National Guard. It's going to be bananas, for years and years.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Dogsauce]

I suppose they'll be heroes of the Revolution. America's own political prisoners. The patriots will be trying to bust them out. Every trial will need to be secured by the National Guard. It's going to be bananas, for years and years.

that Q-shaman guy definitely has the makings of a folk hero, plus will also be celebrated ‘ironically’ by some on the left. Definitely going to appear as a Halloween costume if anyone’s still alive by then.

 

[fishfinger]

 

[ruffneck23]

Wrong thread

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[cantsin]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader? I'm torn between the guy who tased himself in the balls until he died, and the gal who stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.

self taser bollocks death has to win overall , but yr right, trying to fence Pelosi's laptop to the ruscis was a big move on the downlow, she's a contender .

 

[hitmouse]

Proud Boys attempt to join a group of "freedom-loving Americans" in Virginia, get told to fuck off. "What if I put on a Hawaiian shirt, would that help?"

 

[cantsin]

that Q-shaman guy definitely has the makings of a folk hero, plus will also be celebrated ‘ironically’ by some on the left. Definitely going to appear as a Halloween costume if anyone’s still alive by then.

Q shaman's mum ( who he lived with, obvs) complaining the lad can't eat in the nick , as there's no organic options, was a v nice little kicker, and has put him back in the top ten invaders frame imo (after suffering from big time over exposure - his own fault )

 

[two sheds]

Proud Boys attempt to join a group of "freedom-loving Americans" in Virginia, get told to fuck off. "What if I put on a Hawaiian shirt, would that help?"

Rejected as too extreme by someone with a skull and crossbones mask and a big fuck-off gun

 

[DaveCinzano]

Proud Boys attempt to join a group of "freedom-loving Americans" in Virginia, get told to fuck off. "What if I put on a Hawaiian shirt, would that help?"

"What do you think of the Boogaloo Bois?"

"I think they are ann-arr-kisseds"

 

[hitmouse]

A few years old now, but it reminds me of this classic argument (very online 4chan nazi turns up to a pro-confederate statue protest with a collection of painstakingly hand-drawn memes, gets told to fuck off):

 

[cantsin]

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Proud Boys attempt to join a group of "freedom-loving Americans" in Virginia, get told to fuck off. "What if I put on a Hawaiian shirt, would that help?"

ie e: implying they're Boogaloos, who he's just said are anarchists / won't join etc ?

 

[hitmouse]

co

ie e: implying they're Boogaloos, who he's just said are anarchists / won't join etc ?

I guess that's the implication, or at least suggesting that Boogaloo boys would be seen as more respectable. But looks like they're heading for a period of fairly heated falling outs anyway.

 

[Lurdan]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader?

Bit early to pick a winner but I quite like this one

From the FBI affidavit (PDF here).

On January 14th - so after the arrests have started - he attends a Council meeting in New Mexico where he is a County Commissioner.

ROFL.

 

[jakethesnake]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader? I'm torn between the guy who tased himself in the balls until he died, and the gal who stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.

Didn't one of them get trampled to death while carrying a flag saying 'don't step on me'?

 

[quiet guy]

Cowboys for Trump, dear God it's like something out of a Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor movie.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

I posted this in the wrong thread earlier

 

[DaveCinzano]

Who is your favourite Capitol invader? I'm torn between the guy who tased himself in the balls until he died, and the gal who stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.

This is a good place to scroll through looking for your new favourite idiot:

https://twitter.com/seditiontrack

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!