Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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Sorry if posted elsewhere but it made me smile.
Macaulay Culkin backs calls for Donald Trump to be cut from Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Macaulay Culkin backs calls for Donald Trump to be cut from Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

 

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[Roadkill]

"I did not have fascistical relations with that armed mob."

 

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Good lord

 

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[Sunray]

A lawyer for Jacob Chansley, an Arizona man who wore horns, animal skin and face paint while carrying a spear and entering the Senate chamber, said Trump should do the “honourable thing and pardon those of his peaceful followers who accepted the president’s invitation”.

Albert Watkins said his client had no criminal history and was an “active practitioner of yoga”. He also mentioned Chansley’s diet, which has caused him to reject non-organic meals in federal custody.

Chansley faces six federal charges. On Friday, a judge ordered him held without bail.

hahahahaha

Under the bloodied bus you go.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

My knowledge of the US legal system is minimal, but can a president pardon someone who's not yet been convicted of anything?

Can the system just stretch court hearings out until after the tangerine twat ceased to be president?

 

[eoin_k]

My knowledge of the US legal system is minimal, but can a president pardon someone who's not yet been convicted of anything?

Can the system just stretch court hearings out until after the tangerine twat ceased to be president?

There is precident for this: Carter pardoning draft dodgers after Vietnam War en masses.

 

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Under the bloodied bus you go.

He is an active practitioner of yoga don't you know 'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons

 

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White House Staff Packs for Move Behind Trump’s Back - Washingtonian

While President Trump fulminated and obfuscated about the election he couldn't admit he lost, the residence staff at the White House was quietly packing up his things, Kate Bennett reports for CNN: As the President publicly railed against the election, fraudulently claiming it was rigged and...

www.washingtonian.com

While President Trump fulminated and obfuscated about the election he couldn’t admit he lost, the residence staff at the White House was quietly packing up his things,

 

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Jenna Ryan, a Texas real estate broker who took a private jet to Washington to join the attack on the US Capitol, has pleaded with Donald Trump to pardon her after she was arrested by federal authorities.

After surrendering to the FBI on Friday, Ryan said: “We all deserve a pardon.”

“I’m facing a prison sentence,” she told CBS11 at her home. “I think I do not deserve that.”

'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons

Arrested Trump supporters say they were ‘listening’ to the president

www.theguardian.com

 

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Enlow said that when the game began, he fully expected the final score to contain the number 45, which he said would be a prophetic sign regarding Trump, who is the 45th president of the United States.

Though there was no 45 in the final score, Enlow nevertheless found prophetic significance in the score when he saw it displayed on ESPN as “Ohio State 24 – 52 Alabama.”

To Enlow, the number 45 surrounded by two 2s was a clear sign from God that Trump is going to serve a second term.

Johnny Enlow Says the College Football National Championship Game Is Prophetic Confirmation Trump Will Remain President

www.rightwingwatch.org

 

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'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons

Arrested Trump supporters say they were ‘listening’ to the president

www.theguardian.com

All publicity is good publicity. I am a realtor she proclaimed many times, says the woman who flew all the way to Washington to protest
and is now worried about being jailed

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s not like they’ll stick someone who flies on a private jet in a proper jail, sadly. The assorted neckbeard loons from Fucknugget Gulch might not have such a comfy time however.

I guess Biden can pardon a load of people in jail for having a bit of weed to make a bit of space for a few thousand insurrectionists.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

It’s not like they’ll stick someone who flies on a private jet in a proper jail, sadly. The assorted neckbeard loons from Fucknugget Gulch might not have such a comfy time however.

I guess Biden can pardon a load of people in jail for having a bit of weed to make a bit of space for a few thousand insurrectionists.

and waste all that effort Kamala did?

 

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"Precedent Trump"

Well, she got that right!