Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[BigMoaner]

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so many of these folk have got "Arrested on a freeway with a cache of weapons in the boot after the fatal multiple shooting..." written all over them.

 

[two sheds]

so many of these folk have got "Arrested on a freeway with a cache of weapons in the boot after the fatal multiple shooting..." written all over them.

all legal I'm sure

 

[Raheem]

so many of these folk have got "Arrested on a freeway with a cache of weapons in the boot after the fatal multiple shooting..." written all over them.

Courtesy of a tattooist with a knowledge of Chinese and a sense of humour.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Courtesy of a tattooist with a knowledge of Chinese and a sense of humour.

"Can you put the Fourteen Words across my back?"
"Sure"

I AM A MASSIVE, CREDULOUS, IGNORANT, CLUELESS, STRAW-CLUTCHING, DOWN-PUNCHING, MORONIC FUCKING BELLEND should just about do it

 

[two sheds]

That's twelve hyphenated words count as one each

 

[Nylock]

How about:

I AM A MASSIVE, CREDULOUS, IGNORANT, CLUELESS, HATEFUL, FEARFUL, STRAW-CLUTCHING, DOWN-PUNCHING, MORONIC FUCKING BELLEND...?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Typical fascist snowflake.

 

[Ax^]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[gosub]

Nah actually bothered looking that up at the weekend : in Georgia death toll is currently marginaly less than 11,780

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[quiet guy]

I know we've had this elsewhere but...

 

[eatmorecheese]

Probably the best Trump impersonation I ever saw

 

[quiet guy]

 

[quiet guy]

The only wall that will keep America safe

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[ViolentPanda]

The kilt maker says it's going to stop making yellow kilts.

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Fucking kilts with "tactical" boots & backpacks. A total cunt look, unless you're Highland infantry!

 

[ViolentPanda]

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I suspect that Trump's Presidential Library will consist of unsold copies of "The Art of The Deal", & his extremely crusty Hustler collection.

 

[ViolentPanda]

That jacket looks like dress Barclay.

Barclay Tartan - Kinloch Anderson

We offer a selection of Barclay Tartan and Barclay Clan products. View from our range of kilts, trousers, accessories, tartan cloth by the metre.

www.kinlochanderson.com

Or a plaid workshirt from J.C. Penney!

 

[Dr. Furface]

 

[ViolentPanda]

I know we've had this elsewhere but...
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Fake news! If it were real, the cat would have said "eh" at the end of the sentence.

 

[gosub]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Seem like The Guardian has ramped up its dehumidifiers to warp speed, given the dryness of this in its report on the five people who died in the Million Mangelwurzel Muppetfuffle:

“Let’s take this fucking country back,” he posted to Parler. Like many of the white nationalists who participated, Greeson never specifies from whom the country is being taken.

Capitol attack: the five people who died

Officer Brian Sicknick, 42, was reportedly struck in head during Wednesday’s riot, while four Trump supporters also died

www.theguardian.com

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[gosub]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ooops

 

[DaveCinzano]

SNAP

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[petee]

shoe on the other foot department

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-woman-rips-trump-flag-off-car-assaults-passenger-with-can-of-dog-food-deputies-say/

"Deputies said Limbert began biting and scratching the man’s leg. Then she picked up the can of dog food and threw it at his head"