Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[a_chap]

Don't judge all us males who "can't run a mile" like that

I definitely cannot run a mile but I still managed to break up an actual street fight a few weeks ago*

* definitely not recommended, by the way. With hindsight a pretty stupid thing for me to have attempted.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[Apathy]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Trump's venomous media cheerleaders currently embarking on a culture war about the need to defend masculinity. For them, this is what a real man looks like

 

[DaveCinzano]

They know not what they do

 

[Yossarian]

They know not what they do

Those photographers don't seem to know what they do - they should try moving around the front instead of taking photos of his saggy arse from 50 feet away.

 

[gosub]

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Giuliani is apparently billing Trump $20,000 a day

 

[Raheem]

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They know not what they do

Interesting that the picture is not on the whole in a realist style, but chooses all the same to show Trump having a face and neck that are differently coloured to the rest of his body.

 

[Raheem]

Giuliani is apparently billing Trump $20,000 a day

Wonder if he'll have to sue to get it.

 

[Yossarian]

Wonder if he'll have to sue to get it.

He might win, I hear their lawyer is a total idiot.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Wonder if he'll have to sue to get it.

Double bubble

 

[two sheds]

oh dear another one terminated

Donald Trump fires official for pushing back against baseless rumors of election fraud

Trump said Chris Krebs, the director of the Department of Homeland Security’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), “has been terminated”.

Krebs had indicated he expected to be fired. Last week, his agency released a statement refuting claims of widespread voter fraud. “The November 3rd election was the most secure in American history,” the statement read. “There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised.”

Trump mentioned the note in his tweet firing Krebs. He also repeated baseless, false claims that dead people had voted and machines changed votes.

Trump fires Cisa boss - as it happened

Trump fired Chris Krebs in a tweet, then repeated false claims that dead people had voted and machines changed votes

www.theguardian.com

 

[Sprocket.]

Different time.
Different country.
Different language.
Same mentality?


I am mid roid-rage at present.

 

[spring-peeper]

oh dear another one terminated

Trump fires Cisa boss - as it happened

Trump fired Chris Krebs in a tweet, then repeated false claims that dead people had voted and machines changed votes

www.theguardian.com

eek - just posted that on the election thread - didn't think to check this thread...

 

[Yossarian]

 

[SheilaNaGig]

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[Jeff Robinson]

The final line is the zinger

 

[Ted Striker]

The final line is the zinger

Just came here to post that The steady escalation to eventual finale is sublime

 

[MickiQ]

The final line is the zinger

That's brilliant, the final line is indeed worth waiting for

 

[Jeff Robinson]

On reflection I suspect it might be fake/satire. They've got masks on so it'd be super easy to re-dub.

 

[two sheds]

Trump's used it himself in the past - I think to wind up the Libtards.

 

[spring-peeper]

I am easily amused

Trump’s team caught on hot mic discussing Giuliani’s hair dye ‘dripping down his face’

The 76-year-old had brown streaks running down his face

www.independent.co.uk

Sweating profusely, he repeatedly wiped his brow. Dark brown streaks started running down his cheeks.

Two voices could be heard on the Trump Team video feed broadcast on Twitter.

One can be heard saying they were on a Zoom call and assuming they can't be heard by people watching the feed, while another can be heard referring to "Rudy's hair dye running down his face" while laughing.

 

[krtek a houby]

I am easily amused

Trump’s team caught on hot mic discussing Giuliani’s hair dye ‘dripping down his face’

The 76-year-old had brown streaks running down his face

www.independent.co.uk

Dye Hard

 

[Sprocket.]

The best quote I heard last night was from Lieutenant-Governor Mandela Barnes of Wisconsin.
“Removing Trump from the Whitehouse will be like dragging a petulant child out of Chuck E. Cheese”

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[brogdale]

Not the man himself...but, hey.... Have you gotten your Trump yet?

Their faces are a picture!

 

[quiet guy]

Should change his strap line to Fox News Correspondent off his fucking rocker.

 

[MickiQ]

4 and a half mins into the second video there is a guy that seems to be actually praying to Donald Trump

 

[Ax^]

might not get to see the sister and brother in law at Christmas due to covid restrictions in NI

not picked the gifts for the nieces and nephew yet
but have an idea for the wrapping paper