If anybody wants a free 13 year-old Panda that stinks of dogs and is covered in drool (some of it is even the dog’s) then please do feel free to give me a call. It’s not been driven in a year so I make no guarantees about which bits of it may have seized up.
Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.
- Thread starter teuchter
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T & P
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I'm sure teuchter will take you up on your offer, so he can immediately start offering lifts to local nurses and doctors in his community. Not to do so just because he holds a grudge against motor vehicles would be an insult to the NHS and its workers, and probably culminate in the deaths of patients who would have otherwise been saved.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I think teuchter may actually be responsible for the coronaviris.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
Yeah, a Chinese bat read some of his posts and was so saddened at the lack of joy in the world proposed it immediately caused a virus it was nurturing to mutate, when that didn’t kill it off it offered itself up as a sandwich filling. And you know what? Frankly I can’t blame it.
not-bono-ever
meh
Oooh,,,, I might take it. I need a new expedition car
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Just so long as you don’t want to go above 60mph, you’ll be gravy.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
We've got three actually, As well as my A6 and my son's Golf, Mrs Q has a Nissan Micra as well. I daresay that condemns us completely in your eyes but car nepotism (love that term totally going to steal it) is great completely eliminates the need to use public transport and prevents us from mixing with the disease ridden proles.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
A lesson to everyone on the consequences of responding to my writings and the truths within them by spinning into a clamour of petulant, self-regarding negativity. A lesson in particular to urban75. Some parallels with the life of Jesus perhaps.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
"We've got three actually, As well as my A6 and my son's Golf, Mrs Q has a Nissan Micra as well. I daresay that condemns us completely in your eyes but car nepotism (love that term totally going to steal it) is great completely eliminates the need to use public transport and prevents us from mixing with the disease ridden proles. "
^^^ i claim my prize, you are Mark Thatcher^^^^^
^^^ i claim my prize, you are Mark Thatcher^^^^^
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
That's the biggest drawback of public transport. It's full of the type of people who like to use public transport.
not-bono-ever
meh
2 atm in the household but looking at another couple for me
T & P
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I haven’t owned a car for many years but at one point we were a two-car, one driver household. Ms T & P doesn’t drive and we made do with an old VW Polo, but one day I was offered an older but in good working order Volvo Estate for free by a friend, so we had a London errands car and a weekend/ days out car. It was a nice arrangement.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
A hammer will do it.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Bless, it’s like he’s painted himself solidly into a corner over a period of decades and really wants a brum brum.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
Seems like you are just trying to get a rise, which is hardly in the spirit of the thread.Bless, it’s like he’s painted himself solidly into a corner over a period of decades and really wants a brum brum.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
teuchter
je suis teuchter
I win, then?You actually made me look back a couple of pages to check.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Bless, it’s like he’s painted himself solidly into a corner over a period of decades and really wants a brum brum.
BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
actually owns one of those giant pointless new land rovers (weekdays only), for weekends his got a dirty fucking great Ford Ranger.Bless, it’s like he’s painted himself solidly into a corner over a period of decades and really wants a brum brum.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
By the right car for the right environment, what an idea! There are of course exceptions to the rule but who would have thought you don't need a huge XC90 in central London. Ground breaking news. City drivers 'should think twice' before buying SUVs
teuchter
je suis teuchter
Look at this absolutely typical car driver.
Not only were they breaking covid rules (because they think their car gives them the right to drive around going anywhere they feel like) but they are entirely incompetent using other means of transport, because driving their car has made them stupid.
Not only were they breaking covid rules (because they think their car gives them the right to drive around going anywhere they feel like) but they are entirely incompetent using other means of transport, because driving their car has made them stupid.
'Covid-breach' kayaker stuck on Loch Lomond island without paddle
The man, believed to be from England, was rescued after getting trapped while camping on Inchtavannach in Loch Lomond.
www.bbc.co.uk
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I’d have thought a beardy kayaker holidaying on a remote Scottish island and subsisting on lichen and moss whilst sheltering from the drizzle in a damp tarpaulin would have been right up your street.Look at this absolutely typical car driver.
Not only were they breaking covid rules (because they think their car gives them the right to drive around going anywhere they feel like) but they are entirely incompetent using other means of transport, because driving their car has made them stupid.
'Covid-breach' kayaker stuck on Loch Lomond island without paddle
The man, believed to be from England, was rescued after getting trapped while camping on Inchtavannach in Loch Lomond.www.bbc.co.uk
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Obviously this guy is being a dick but that's due to ignoring Covid restrictions which are a hopefully temporary case. However having the right to drive around wherever you feel like it is pretty much the whole point of buying a car
teuchter
je suis teuchter
This wasn't even a remote island. Even after losing their paddle, they almost certainly could have got to the shore with minimal effort. But they are a car owner, so they had to call the police to be rescued. A public transport user would have had more initiative.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
It's like how buying a gun gives you the right to go out and commit as many massacres as you fancy.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I think his being a joyless fucker trumps the car ownership. He probably drove something like a 1 litre Micra L .I also believe him to be the sort of person who makes porridge with water and salt. As I imagine you do.
T & P
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If anything it shows modes of transportation other than cars are dangerously unreliable and could cost you your life when enjoying the great outdoors. This clown could have enjoyed a very pleasurable drive followed by a picnic sitting on the back of the car that would have been simpler, better and safer than entering the water on some flimsy canoe and risking getting stranded, as he did.
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