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Either Treelover or I is going to have to sue for that. Come to think of it, Mr Hoggart's a very strange little man in the flesh, so we may both sue.

As it happens, this week I'm surrounded by fucking Cyrillic, which is why I was wondering. Not "just wondering".

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What's HNHs sources for this?

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On the Twatter it says Tommy Paul Stephen Harris Yaxley Lennon Robinson has pleaded guilty to mortgage fraud today.
 
I know you're banned but when you come back with your next account I'd like you to correct your mixed metaphor.

this is going off topic a bit, but I've never shared this with anyone much before,mainly because it's of limited interest i suspect ( and also cos I 'm responsible for introing a pretty strict ' one sentence per dream ' recounting rule in our household to reign in potential dream-bores at breakfast etc) - anyway, you hear of people kinda inventing/ creating shit in their dreams occasionally - the closest I ever came was about 5 years ago, waking up after dreaming that i'd invented a new Viz character ( despite not having thought about Viz for about a decade before that) , which they wanted to use (in the dream) , called Micks' Metaphors , ie : Mick mixes up yet another metaphor, and so someone smacks him around the head with a plank / skip falls on his head etc.

At the time I actually thought this was pretty good and I should contact them with the idea, but i soon got over it.

However I have kept an interest in 'mixed metaphors' ever since, and I'm wondering if "it's working, hook, line and sinker" actually mixes two or more ( which must be the assumed criteria for a 'mixed metaphor'. ), as it seems to just miss out part of one , ie : 'the swallowing of the hook' part of 'hook, line' etc ' , rather than run another one into it, as 'working' could be part of another MM ( eg : 'like a dog' ' ) , but isnt explicitly so here .

It's a trickier area than one might first assume though, so am open to argument.
 
this is going off topic a bit, but I've never shared this with anyone much before,mainly because it's of limited interest i suspect ( and also cos I 'm responsible for introing a pretty strict ' one sentence per dream ' recounting rule in our household to reign in potential dream-bores at breakfast etc) - anyway, you hear of people kinda inventing/ creating shit in their dreams occasionally - the closest I ever came was about 5 years ago, waking up after dreaming that i'd invented a new Viz character ( despite not having thought about Viz for about a decade before that) , which they wanted to use (in the dream) , called Micks' Metaphors , ie : Mick mixes up yet another metaphor, and so someone smacks him around the head with a plank / skip falls on his head etc.

At the time I actually thought this was pretty good and I should contact them with the idea, but i soon got over it.

However I have kept an interest in 'mixed metaphors' ever since, and I'm wondering if "it's working, hook, line and sinker" actually mixes two or more ( which must be the assumed criteria for a 'mixed metaphor'. ), as it seems to just miss out part of one , ie : 'the swallowing of the hook' part of 'hook, line' etc ' , rather than run another one into it, as 'working' could be part of another MM ( eg : 'like a dog' ' ) , but isnt explicitly so here .

It's a trickier area than one might first assume though, so am open to argument.

I actually considered that when I typed it out. :D yeah, it's not proper mixed metaphors, he just messed up the initial verb. So I'll gladly concede that.

Mick's Metaphors is great! :D totally in keeping with viz's pun-ish character names. Perhaps a little too high brow though? :D

E2a just hyphenated 'punish'. Stumped for the right word there ironically for the situation.
 
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