eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Pigeon]

Indeed:

Lotto Lout Back On Dole after squandering his £9.7m on drugs and prostitutes

"Squandering"?

 

[_angel_]

Did the two of them shag? I must have missed that bit. I assumed it was going to be a turkey baster job

I don't think we were shown that. I am wondering now if what she meant about the deed being done meant she had indeed turkey bastered herself with Christians spunk. Ewwww.

 

[kyser_soze]

Presumably it's the actions associated with the getting of Christian's spunk into the baster that is the uck factor here?

 

[zoooo]

It's the thought of handling anyone's cold spunk from a container, I'd say.
Pretty unappealing.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I don't think we were shown that. I am wondering now if what she meant about the deed being done meant she had indeed turkey bastered herself with Christians spunk. Ewwww.

Well she gave him a bag so I was assuming the bag contained a container for him to do the deed in?

 

[Clair De Lune]

Yeah she had his spunk in the fridge and her mum found it.
Cold Christian cream

 

[1927]

"Squandering"?

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

 

[badlands]

Eastenders is minging

 

[1927]

Eastenders is minging

Just since you stopped writing for it?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

So what will the story be

a) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Roxy after Roxy hands Kat's baby back
b) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Christian and Syed
c) She gets pregnant and decides she wants to keep it as soon as she has it
d) She doesn't get pregnant and will have to keep basting indefinitely
e) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Christian and Syed and changes her mind months later and snatches the baby back
f) Other

 

[zoooo]

All of the above!

(You mean Ronnie)

Surely C though, that always happens.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

All of the above!

(You mean Ronnie)

Surely C though, that always happens.

What a pillock. Yes, Ronnie I mean

 

[Looby]

Weren't Christian and Syed going round to say they'd changed their minds which is why they looked so horrified?

 

[kyser_soze]

So what will the story be

a) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Roxy after Roxy hands Kat's baby back
b) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Christian and Syed
c) She gets pregnant and decides she wants to keep it as soon as she has it
d) She doesn't get pregnant and will have to keep basting indefinitely
e) She gets pregnant and gives the baby to Christian and Syed and changes her mind months later and snatches the baby back
f) Other

g) She offers Roxy a facial, and sprays the contents of the turkey baster on her.

 

[moonsi til]

Oh poor Heather... She needs to find a golden ticket.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh poor Heather... She needs to find a golden ticket.

To leave the show hopefully

 

[Pip]

That storyline was bloody stupid. The whole episode was totally weird too.

 

[strung out]

what happened to heather at the end? totally wasn't paying attention.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

what happened to heather at the end? totally wasn't paying attention.

Not sure myself, I wasn't paying attention either. It's just gone totally shit

 

[_angel_]

Heather is bloody annoying though.

 

[kyser_soze]

So, gossip in the office tells me that Janine is off on another psycho-spell? Is this true? I might start watching it again if she's getting ready to moider someone.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

So, gossip in the office tells me that Janine is off on another psycho-spell? Is this true? I might start watching it again if she's getting ready to moider someone.

Janine is corrupting Whitney

 

[butchersapron]

It's lost the bizarre edge recently, concentrating heavily on the shit aspect.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's lost the bizarre edge recently, concentrating heavily on the shit aspect.

Probably because of the whole Ronnie/Kat baby storyline being scrapped earlier than they'd anticipated?

 

[butchersapron]

Possibly - maybe there's been a collective failure of nerve since that public reaction to that ridiculosity.

 

[kyser_soze]

I want someone to start a cult in Albert Square. One with beards & chanting, and dubious initiation rites. I'd like to see Phil join it, take it over, and use it for 'jobs'.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I want someone to start a cult in Albert Square. One with beards & chanting, and dubious initiation rites. I'd like to see Phil join it, take it over, and use it for 'jobs'.

Yeah, I reckon Whitney would join a cult

 

[_angel_]

I want someone to start a cult in Albert Square. One with beards & chanting, and dubious initiation rites. I'd like to see Phil join it, take it over, and use it for 'jobs'.

They already did a cult! Back ages ago, they had that girl (Sarah??) getting involved in it.

 

[zenie]

So, gossip in the office tells me that Janine is off on another psycho-spell? Is this true? I might start watching it again if she's getting ready to moider someone.

Whitney ends up on the game innit?

 

[kyser_soze]

Janine - Top Pimpin'