eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Jeff Robinson]

News just in, a YOI is no place for a fanny like Ben.

Bet he'll come out hard as nails (and with a new actor playing him). He'll be smacking up his crackhead dad in no time

 

[DotCommunist]

I am very pleased to be able to say I have absolutely no idea how people on crack behave :smug smiley:

Like cocaine, but with less coherence ime.

 

[BlackArab]

I bet Ben comes out taller and older with a broken voice and scar tissue. Where's your fackin tool Dad?

 

[FoxyRed]

I am very pleased to be able to say I have absolutely no idea how people on crack behave :smug smiley:

I wish I never knew either!

Never done Crack but been around idiots that have. Disgusting drug

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Tanya the MILF's new toy boy:

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/43823/stefan-booth-to-join-eastenders.html

Eastenders is really shit at the moment, the worst it's been in over five years I reckon. Even Phil "toxic rox" Mitchell is barely livening things up...

 

[butchersapron]

I wish I never knew either!

Never done Crack but been around idiots that have. Disgusting drug

Fuck off, it's great.

 

[FoxyRed]

Anyone laugh when Whitney was crying at her PC last night and Billies relationship said single... then it suddenly said "Billie is in a relationship"
hahahahahaa

 

[metalguru]

Kat and Alfie Moon, played by Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie, are also due to make a comeback in Albert Square after the fire leaves the Queen Vic in ruins.

oh no...they're the reason I gave up for quite a while

 

[Rosco]

Yes I did, that was good wasn't it.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Kat and Alfie Moon, played by Jessie Wallace and Shane Richie, are also due to make a comeback in Albert Square after the fire leaves the Queen Vic in ruins.

oh no...they're the reason I gave up for quite a while

Me too and when/if they return, that'll be it - I'll give up that piece of shit soap for good. The fucking pro-Army propaganda pissed me off too - almost as rightwing as that fraudulent incap benefit claiment charater a few years ago.

 

[Geri]

What the fuck does Roxy look like in that yellow dress?

 

[Looby]

What happened tuesday with Glenda, why is Ronnie devastated?

 

[ymu]

What happened tuesday with Glenda, why is Ronnie devastated?

Background watcher only - but I believe it may have been because it has emerged that Glenda knew that Archie was abusing Ronnie and allowed it to happen.

 

[Looby]

Cheers. I'm so sick of the mitchells, all of them. If Peggy says 'faaaamily' one more time I'll fucking scream.

 

[madzone]

When that thing comes up at the end asking if you've been affected by any of the issues raised I keep wanting to phone up and say 'Yes! I'm finding the acting and shit storylines truly upsetting'

 

[tarannau]

Phil's crack is shit. He apparently finds the hidden stash of cash and blows it on a big bundle. And then lies there, sleeping. Enjoying the buzz apparently.

Worst crackhead ever.

 

[aqua]

the battered sausage line just made me laugh a lot

 

[madzone]

Sam looks much better without all the slap.

 

[DotCommunist]

I knew thy would fuck it up. Cracheads don't lol around in bed, they go off on one.

 

[strung out]

poor minty

 

[_angel_]

Sam looks much better without all the slap.

What has happened to her ears though?! Were they always that weird????

 

[_angel_]

Phil's crack is shit. He apparently finds the hidden stash of cash and blows it on a big bundle. And then lies there, sleeping. Enjoying the buzz apparently.

Worst crackhead ever.

I love the fact he takes crack once and takes to wearing a ropey woolly hat last seen on Benny in Crossroads, circa 1985.

 

[Griff]

What has happened to her ears though?! Were they always that weird????

Yeah, they've always been weird and cauliflower like.

 

[Melinda]

Can I once more express my disgust that the production crew couldnt find a single fucking Nigerian to do a better job than that woman currently on the show.

While hilarious, its simply preposterous- its on a par with Dick van Dyke/ Don Cheadle.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Melinda - your postings really do put a smile on my face. Just tought I'd say.

As for Eastenders - I really think I'm about done with it now. When that fucking cheeky chappy Shane fucking Richie and his screeching orange wife return that will be it. Eastenders can fuck right off for good.

 

[Treacle Toes]

A friend saw an engraved plaque in her place of work recently declaring Alfie and Kat the owners/licensees of the queen vic....

 

[zoooo]

Yay!
Where does she work?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

A friend saw an engraved plaque in her place of work recently declaring Alfie and Kat the owners/licensees of the queen vic....

Did you not know they'll be the new owners after the Vic has burnt down then?

 

[Treacle Toes]

Did you not know they'll be the new owners after the Vic has burnt down then?

No I didn't...I don't watch eastenders. But at least with the information I have kindly shared with you, you now know that it is true.

No need to thank me minnie.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No I didn't...I don't watch eastenders. But at least with the information I have kindly shared with you, you now know that it is true.

No need to thank me minnie.

It's been in the papers for months Rutita