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eastenders - bizarre and shit

I loved the fact that it was so stupidly unrealistic and riddiculous - it was great :D

Same here!

And yeah, where did Phil's crowbar come from? And why would there be a crow bar in a bedroom anyway :confused:

Stupid Billy managed to leave it in there. He'd used it to take the wood off from the outside earlier.
 
Same here!



Stupid Billy managed to leave it in there. He'd used it to take the wood off from the outside earlier.

Are you referring to Phil there, they torched the Vic to upgrade the set for HD, its happening in all the soaps apparently.
 
Are you referring to Phil there, they torched the Vic to upgrade the set for HD, its happening in all the soaps apparently.

Phil had wood on eastenders!!!!

Funniest bit of the week was when Phil's missus, whatever her name is, used the term crackwhore!! Thought that was :cool:
 
I watced it for the first time in 18 years last night, purely because Littl'un needed to be able to talk about it in school today :rolleyes:

I have never wittnessed a more overwrought spectacle in my life!
I may have to watch it more often :D
 
That was without doubt the biggest load of unrealistic bollocks ever seen on a British soap. I really annoyed Mrs27 by asking things like, How did that guy get Stacey out of the window and onto the ladder and on his shoulder? so completely unrealistic the way people wandered back into the pub, like how did Billy lift that thing off Phil to get him ou? Why were they all stood there in silence when the camera panned round, why were they all sat huddled on the pavement 6feet away from a burning pub, bollocks form start to finish.

and why did it take so long for them to all get out the pub, it's not exactly big is it :D
 
I wanted to know why they stuck Phil in a flimsy bedroom door and not the cellar where he genuinely would have been stuck, also, why did he bother shouting to be let out for so long when he had a blooming crowbar in his hand?

Sticking an alcoholic in a pub cellar?

On the other hand, it is Eastenders.

About as stupid as locking someone in a room with a mobile phone and loads of glass and shit he could damage himself on, but despite all that glass, he didn't seem to have any cuts :D
 
is still pondering the benefits of hamming and nailing boards across a door frame when the door opens the opposite way...
 
"Let it burn" wasn't it?

That's the first episode of Eastenders I've watched in years, how come Dot was still allowed to smoke in the pub?

I hadnt noticed that, but just looked at it on iPlayer, and she's actually got a fag on in each hand - almost as if to EMPHASISE the POINT that DOT, LOOK! DOT is SMOKING!!!111!

(9 mins and 10 secs in if you are as anally retentive/dull as me :()
 
I remember when Dot locked up that Nick Cotton when he was on the gear and he got out and went and stabbed that Eddie Royle, only poor old Clive Tavernier got blamed instead.
 
lol :D

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I liked it when somebody asked her where somebody was and she was like "Don't ask me, I'm in my own little world!!"

I think she was supposed to be pissed but she was blatantly on the madman
 
She used to be a really good character, dead tough but really maternal to people... now she only gives a shit about 'the faamily' and is horrible to everyone else. Shit acting too.

Her sendoff was a right load of wank.
 
I thought her acting was hilariously crap last night, but in tonight's episode she was actually really good. imo. I was ALMOST moved.
 
I expect the letters from ASH have already been mailed. "I was appalled to see the character affectionately as Dot endangering the lives of her fellow fictional characters by smoking in a public house. That the aforementioned public house was on fire at the time in no way diminishes the real risk presented by exposure to second-hand smoke. Indeed, should any residents of Albert Square require treatment for smoke inhalation in the aftermath of the inferno, then I feel her illicit smoking must be taken into consideration."
 
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