Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
So, the stage is set for Phil to become the world's fattest crack addict!
You've spoiled it. I never knew that was going to happen
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You've spoiled it. I never knew that was going to happen
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Peggy took Louise to see her mother. Decided Louise was better off with her mother considering Phil had hit her (Peggy) so it was possible he might hurt Louise. Back in Albert Square, Phil had a meeting with the social worker and stole social worker's briefcase, found Lisa's address and went there only to find Lisa had already done a runner with Louise. Decided he was going back on the booze, got drunk and stumbled upon Tanya's sister who's partial to drugs.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Crack-Phil is funny as fuck, hitting the rocks like there was no tomorrow while swigging the hard spirits.
How long before he is raising up of some n u teez for a pipe?
How long before he is raising up of some n u teez for a pipe?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
She nicked keys out of Shirley's bag (actually Pat nicked the keys out of Shirley's bag)
but if the door is bolted from the inside keys would not help
tbf to Phil most people on crack are a bit disturbing
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Hm, didn't see what type of lock he used. Was it one of those locks you slide across or just a snib type?
Can't remember the detail I'm afraid
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
I'm so sad I do remember the detail! It was a slide across lock. I think he also had a key lock on the inside of the door aswell.
Ron Merlin
Jus de chaussettes
I think what happened was he initially locked and bolted the front door, but later on he took a load of empties out and didn't re-lock.
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
Thank you. I hope this is what happened. I HATE it when things like this happen on telly and don't get explained. It bothers me for days 
Paul Russell
Psychogeographer
I haven't watched an episode of Eastenders for at least 10 years, but I happened to see the blurb in a paper for last night's show -- Phil Mitchell smoking crack? Bizarre. I am almost tempted to watch it.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
You know crack addiction can ruin people's lives and destroy whole communities? It's not a laughing mat.... oh, hang about, Phil on crack - ha ha ha fucking ha!
_angel_
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I love the way the actor who plays him clearly was playing the whole thing for laughs! I reckon he must realise it's a totally ridiculous storyline and is going to ham it up just for fun
i have noticed sometimes people in eastenders don't act in quite the same way as they would do in real life situations.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
he was swigging whisky as well though- and as a complete crack virgin he didn't even throw up! silliness.
I remember when Mark dosed Nasty Nick with LSD and the tab was like the size of a fucking stamp. They never get drugs right on eastenders.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
puke. Man was drinking hard liquor and doing crack for the first time- where was the puking one might expect? 
woudl have been weak to be sick just from that imo.puke. Man was drinking hard liquor and doing crack for the first time- where was the puking one might expect?
Paul Russell
Psychogeographer
My amazing prediction is that this crack thingy will not turn out well for Phil.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
News just in, a YOI is no place for a fanny like Ben.
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