eastenders - bizarre and shit

[madzone]

Yeah, but she's thick as shit

And reeeeeeally aggravating.


Is EE on tonight?

 

[DotCommunist]

8 o clock. The aftermath should be fairly entertaining

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

And reeeeeeally aggravating.


Is EE on tonight?

Yes, Denise will be in hospital and Lucas will be in the cop shop.

 

[madzone]

Fabluss


I have to admit I was with the Mitchells last night. I was just waiting for that social worker to say 'Well, she is her Mother' and I would have kicked the telly in.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fabluss


I have to admit I was with the Mitchells last night. I was just waiting for that social worker to say 'Well, she is her Mother' and I would have kicked the telly in.

Phil is a very naughty boy. A very naughty boy indeed.

 

[madzone]

Now now, you can't leave a child with a....

Of course not. That's the bad scripting bit actually, they usually take them away to give them back to an .....

 

[maldwyn]

Now now, you can't leave a child with a ......../QUOTE]

cor you don't half like dropping them there spoilers.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

cor you don't half like dropping them there spoilers.

Oh, I thought it was common knowledge on here?

erm... I shall delete it and you pretend you never read it

 

[madzone]

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Excellent, so now all posts have been amended, we now don't know what's going to happen to Phil

 

[ymu]

Oh, I thought it was common knowledge on here?

erm... I shall delete it and you pretend you never read it

The spoiler code is a bit shit because you can't just use

Spoiler

at the beginning, you have to start with

Spoiler: whatever text you want

.

If you use it, everyone's happy.

 

[DotCommunist]

I personally can't wait to see

Spoiler: phil

phil hitting the pipe. I bet they do it shit as they always do with showing drug use. It'll be phil hitting some pipe without the requisite ash-bed

 

[METH LAB]

Lucas was a fair play nutter! So fair play to that! I quite liked his disintigration into scripture quoting wannabe jesus character.

Some good murderous TV

peace

 

[kyser_soze]

Spoiler: phil

Are the producers putting him on a massive crash diet? How far can they go? How many fat crackheads have you ever met?

 

[DotCommunist]

Spoiler: phil

I've met degrees of fiendishness. Well fed men who work all week to spunk all they have on a month end crack/smack blowout (often including violence, arrests and deteriorating health). And then people who love the rock so much they'll die a skeleton if someone doesn't sort them out. I recon phil will be more of a raging crack-bull.

 

[FaradayCaged]

I personally can't wait to see

Spoiler: phil

phil hitting the pipe. I bet they do it shit as they always do with showing drug use. It'll be phil hitting some pipe without the requisite ash-bed

Yes or

Spoiler: phil

they will make him look out of it in a downer's sorta way .

 

[strung out]

It was utter utter genius on so many levels - ridiculous plot, very bad acting from some (not so bad from others) and I couldn't take my eyes off it!!

the acting was terrible

 

[madzone]

I'm reaaly liking max branning at the moment. He's getting some excellent lines.

The bloke who plays his brother looks shit though - is there something going on with him in real life?

 

[strung out]

max branning is the best actor on the show imo.

 

[kyser_soze]

Oh, and BTW, I don't even watch EE, and was aware of the whole

Spoiler: red faced tosser

phils gets into crack storyline

 

[madzone]

Oh, and BTW, I don't even watch EE, and was aware of the whole

Spoiler: red faced tosser

phils gets into crack storyline

Only because you read it on here

 

[kyser_soze]

No, because it was mentioned in conversation at work - at which point, someone in the office said 'NO SPOILERS!'

 

[madzone]

Awww... Ricky & Bianca haven't had sex for two months

 

[kyser_soze]

Shagging Bianca would be well distracting:

'RICKAYYYY! OH RICKAAYYY! PUT IN IN ME RICKAAYYY!'

 

[FoxyRed]

Is it more or has the way they are filming Eastenders recently become really weird? Even the actors seem to be a bit put off by it all. Pat and Peggy's acting last night was awful... so forced.

 

[kyser_soze]

give it to me rickaaayyyyyy!!!!

 

[strung out]

they've got a new executive producer in, whose main input so far has been to introduce the most bizarre storylines ever, change the personalities of half the characters, and tell almost all of them to act worse. bring back diederick

 

[DotCommunist]

is it me or have phils facial features all decided to move closer to the center of his big bowling ball meathead? I swear his eyes were further apart last week.

 

[FoxyRed]

We dont want Hollyoaks..we want Eastenders. This new producer is shit

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Awww... Ricky & Bianca haven't had sex for two months

Yeah, but I reckon they're going to be getting some now as Patsy Palmer's pregnant