eastenders - bizarre and shit

[1927]

Made me laugh out loud on friday when at the end of the programme it came out with the usual "If you have been affected by any of the issues in tonights programme......."

Like how many people do you know who have been kidnapped by their husbands and been fed cake from their own wake?

 

[strung out]

i think they meant the child abuse from archie raping ronnie, but i too had a slight wtf moment when they said that, until i realised!

 

[Geri]

Why didn't Denise wait until Lucas went out - to bible class or wherever, then go to the top of the stairs and wait for people to pass by on the other side then shout for help?

 

[_angel_]

Also, why did she let him know that she had his phone when she could have called out without him knowing instead of advertising the fact---??


All the same, pretty good tonight apart from the annoying and pointless 'fat boy'.

 

[magneze]

Denise didn't try the door once or call out? Totally ridiculous. Funny that it was next door though.

 

[themonkeyman]

Can someone tell me the date of the episode when we got to know that Denise was alive ? I have been away and I just want to catch up.

Cheers.

 

[strung out]

last thursday i think

 

[strung out]

no wait, it was last friday

 

[FaradayCaged]

Max Branning

Don't diss a dude's doo dahs

Darrens not 'Jewish enough' see! .

 

[themonkeyman]

no wait, it was last friday

cheers

 

[1927]

Denise didn't try the door once or call out? Totally ridiculous. Funny that it was next door though.

I reckon Lucas must have been in the SAS in his past. Not only did he manage to bury a body in the middle of the square without being spotted, but he has also managed to takle down the boarded up front door of a house next to his own and hide his missus!!

I don't think that type of house in east London would have gad such a large cellar mind, maybe someone could confirm.

 

[FoxyRed]

Told you she was still alive! Nur nur nur nuuuuur nur

 

[themonkeyman]

Told you she was still alive! Nur nur nur nuuuuur nur

fair do's i really thought she was a goner

 

[maldwyn]

I don't think that type of house in east London would have gad such a large cellar mind, maybe someone could confirm.

confirmed

 

[zenie]

Oh is that where she is? I couldn't work out what cellar she was in. Is she not even handcuffed? Fucks sake

 

[DotCommunist]

missed it last night cos of a bbq


Pecise for moi?

 

[strung out]

lucas let denise walk out of the cellar, only for her to find out that it's next door to her house, where patrick and chelsea are singing happy birthday to libby. cue doof doof

 

[zenie]

oooh I missed it too, how's he gonna explain it? Hope he tops himself

 

[DotCommunist]

I hope Patrick gives him a dry slap!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

oooh I missed it too, how's he gonna explain it? Hope he tops himself

He doesn't

 

[zoooo]

Don't spoilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Don't spoilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

Maybe he doesn't

 

[zoooo]

 

[DeadManWalking]

Does anyone know how lucus managed to nail the front door up from the inside?

 

[g force]

By the magic power of Eastenders of course. Do try and keep up

 

[strung out]

he probably got in through the back door

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

he probably got in through the back door

Yeah, I think it would be a bit suspicious if he was seen removing the board from the front door unless he managed to do it unnoticed, which obviously is quite feasible considering he buried Owen in the middle of the Square without anybody noticing

 

[themonkeyman]

Yeah, I think it would be a bit suspicious if he was seen removing the board from the front door unless he managed to do it unnoticed, which obviously is quite feasible considering he buried Owen in the middle of the Square without anybody noticing

good point well made. I was screaming at the TV when that happened.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

good point well made. I was screaming at the TV when that happened.

I didn't exactly scream, but there was an abundance of rolling eyes and giggling

 

[tarannau]

I liked Dot's description of her church more than anything else in that episode. To paraphrase, she said 'Oh no, there's none of that fire and brimstone stuff. It's all about cutting 3rd world debt and helping homosexuals. But I like it, it's a comfort to me.'


I've been thoroughly enjoying recent episodes to be fair. Good knockaround stuff